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Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Atlanta firefighter Curtis ``Pops'' Payne thinks his home is his castle, but he needs a bigger moat. His nephew CJ and kids have invaded the place for an extended stay, and money-challenged son Calvin also keeps showing up, mainly around meal time and on laundry day. Thankfully, Curtis has loving but no-nonsense wife Ella to help him keep it together.

Premiere:
Jun 06, 2007
Original Network:
TBS
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Trial by Fire, Part 1

S03, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2007)
Calvin tries to prove his mettle when Curtis' crew is called to a major fire; Malik plays it cool with a new girlfriend.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 9:04AM-9:41AM
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Trial by Fire, Part 2

S03, E05  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2007)
CJ is trapped in a burning building; Malik's date with Taylor is threatened when she feuds with Jazmine.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 9:41AM-10:18AM
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Trial by Fire, Part 3

S03, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2007)
Curtis and his crew try to rescue CJ from a burning building; a smitten Malik becomes blind to Taylor's faults.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 10:18AM-10:55AM
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The Wench Who Saved Christmas

S03, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2007)
Madea visits the Payne household to restore holiday cheer after Ella's cancellation of a Hawaiian vacation turns Curtis into a scrooge.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 9:05AM-9:42AM
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Crazy in Love

S03, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2007)
Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha; CJ is stalked by a woman he rescued.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 9:42AM-10:19AM
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Reality Check

S03, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2007)
A reality show features Curtis' firehouse and crew; Ella decides to take the children to see Janine in rehab; CJ gives Nicole closure on their relationship.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 10:19AM-10:55AM
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Piece of Mind

S03, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2007)
The family drags Curtis to a therapy session; the therapist uncovers the issues the family faces.
  • Sat 6/23
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There's No Place Like Home

S03, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2007)
Upon her release from rehab, Janine seeks Ella's help in preparing for a job interview; Curtis takes his annual physical.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 7:30AM-8:01AM
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Mommie Dearest

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 26, 2007)
Janine's return causes Malik's classmates to tease him about her drug addiction; Malik sees CJ and Curtis' disrespectful behavior toward his mother.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 10:50AM-11:22AM
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You Big Dummy

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 26, 2007)
Janine fails to tell CJ when she takes the children on an impromptu trip to an amusement park; Calvin dates Tracie, despite CJ's feelings for her.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 11:22AM-11:53AM
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It's a Boy

S03, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2008)
A woman is about to give birth in the firehouse; Calvin's relationship with Tracie hits a speed bump.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 11:53AM-12:24PM
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Aches and Paynes

S03, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2008)
Calvin wants to prove to Tracie that he can be a man when he wants to be; Jazmine has a toothache but fears going to the dentist.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 12:24PM-12:55PM
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The Big Bang Theory

S03, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2008)
Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes; Curtis buys a handgun for safety; bullies harass Malik at school.
  • Sun 6/24
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Step It Up

S03, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2008)
Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview; Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse.
  • Sun 6/24
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No Payne, No Gain

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2008)
Upon her return home after surgery, Jazmine makes her family wait on her; Curtis tries to rid the firehouse of a rat.
  • Sun 6/24
  • 9:01AM-9:37AM
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Devil in a Blue Suit

S03, E18  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2008)
Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again; Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.
  • Sun 6/24
  • 9:37AM-10:13AM
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Bad Influence

S03, E19  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2008)
Curtis must do the cooking and cleaning when Ella gets the flu; Jazmine is the princess in a school play.
  • Sun 6/24
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Play on Playa

S03, E20  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2008)
Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
  • Mon 6/25
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It's Getting Hot in Here

S03, E21  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 2008)
CJ catches the eye of a lovely woman (Robin Givens) at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine; Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
  • Mon 6/25
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Don't Get It Twisted

S03, E22  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 2008)
The family grills Janine and CJ after they spend the night together; a man thinks his wife is having an affair with Curtis.
  • Mon 6/25
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Wife Swap

S04, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 5, 2008)
Curtis and Ella have a fight; Madea (Tyler Perry) appears in one of Curtis' dreams; Malik decides to take up football.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 9:03AM-9:39AM
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Stop Being All Funky

S04, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 5, 2008)
CJ thinks that Janine's new boyfriend (Michael Jai White), a former football player, is trying to buy the affection of Malik and Jazmine.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 9:39AM-10:16AM
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

S04, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2008)
Malik invites his new girlfriend to a dinner with his family, but he does not tell them the whole story; Calvin goes out with a woman who ripped him off when they dated previously.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 10:16AM-10:53AM
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Game Over

S04, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2008)
Ella and the women take on Calvin and the men during game night in the Payne household; a secret from the past throws the household into disarray.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 1:00PM-1:31PM
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Can I Get a Witness?

S04, E05  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2008)
Ella must get a biopsy at the hospital when a doctor finds a lump in her breast; Calvin considers going into the witness-protection program when he witnesses a crime in the neighborhood.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 1:31PM-2:02PM
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Commencement Day

S04, E06  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2008)
Janine reveals shocking news to Ella but wants to keep it a secret from CJ and the children; Calvin announces he is going to graduate from college.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 9:04AM-9:39AM
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A Shock to the System

S04, E07  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
Malik's friend is injured in a hit-and-run outside the Payne residence; Calvin gets a job in an unlikely place.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 9:39AM-10:14AM
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Compromising Positions

S04, E08  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
Curtis is offered a fire chief job in Los Angeles, but Ella does not intend to move; Tanya's friend is too aggressive for C.J.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 10:14AM-10:48AM
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Moral Dilemma

S04, E09  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2008)
The family starts falling apart during a disagreement over what to do with $50,000 someone left in C.J.'s truck.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 12:51PM-1:22PM
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Sex, Lies and Videotapes

S04, E10  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2008)
CJ digs himself into a hole when he confronts his girlfriend about her appearance in a sexy music video; the FBI uses the family's house as a stakeout post.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 1:22PM-1:53PM
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Time to Clean House

S04, E11  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2008)
Calvin moves in with his girlfriend; Jazmine and Malik help with Claretha's spring cleaning.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 9:04AM-9:39AM
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Living With Liz

S04, E12  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2008)
Curtis is unhappy when Liz moves in with the Paynes.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 9:39AM-10:15AM
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The Beat Down

S04, E13  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2008)
Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer, who has an abusive boyfriend; Curtis plans a bachelor party for Keenan.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 10:15AM-10:50AM
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Expectations

S04, E14  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2008)
News of Janine's pregnancy emerges during a party; Curtis' cable goes out just before a boxing match.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 12:53PM-1:24PM
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Cheers

S04, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2008)
Malik tries out to be a cheerleader so he can get girls' phone numbers; Janine prepares to move in with Bryan.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 1:24PM-1:55PM
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

S04, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2008)
The men at the fire station objectify women; Malik baby-sits Jazmine.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 9:04AM-9:39AM
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Driving Me Crazy

S05, E01  (First Aired: Jun. 4, 2008)
Claretha is desperate to get her car back when it is stolen; Calvin baby-sits Miranda's nephew.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 9:39AM-10:15AM
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Reunited and ... It Don't Feel So Good

S05, E02  (First Aired: Jun. 4, 2008)
Ella and Curtis host a mixer the night before their college reunion and learn things about their college loves; C.J. spends a night watching the children.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 10:15AM-10:50AM
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What the ... ?

S05, E03  (First Aired: Jun. 4, 2008)
A woman C.J. saved during a fire rescue insists on paying him back; Jazmine starts using bad language at home and school.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 10:50AM-11:21AM
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Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In

S05, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 4, 2008)
When Curtis, C.J. and Calvin take Malik camping for male bonding, Malik does not return after gathering wood; Ella, Jazmine and Claretha enjoy a night at home.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 12:53PM-1:24PM
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How Do You Spell It's All About Me?

S05, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 11, 2008)
Malik gives Jazmine innovative help in dealing with the reigning champion when she competes in a spelling bee; Curtis thinks Ella is having an affair with her trainer.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 1:24PM-1:55PM
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And ... Cut!

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 11, 2008)
Ella decides to prohibit the use of electronic gadgets in the house after hearing a church sermon; a movie star hangs out at the barbershop to prepare for a role.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
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Old School vs. New School

S05, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 18, 2008)
Malik's birthday party does not come close to his expectations; Floyd must lay off one of his employees because of financial difficulties.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 7:30AM-8:01AM
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Fire and Desire

S05, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 18, 2008)
Ella scares the family with sudden mood swings; Malik gets detention to win over a girl.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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Unsung Heroes

S05, E09  (First Aired: Jun. 25, 2008)
Calvin's friend returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq, but he is not in the mood for his surprise party; Malik must write an essay on his role model.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 8:30AM-9:01AM
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Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

S05, E10  (First Aired: Jun. 25, 2008)
Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management; CJ must fend off advances from his stalker, Smokey.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 9:01AM-9:31AM
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True Lies

S05, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 2, 2008)
Malik's friend persuades him to cut class to impress classmates; Peanut claims to own the barber shop where Calvin works.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 9:31AM-10:02AM
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That Sounds Sweet

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jul. 2, 2008)
After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business; Malik must learn to play the saxophone for a talent show.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 10:02AM-10:33AM
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Meet the Lucases

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jul. 9, 2008)
A health scare makes family members realize how much they need one another; a visit from Miranda's parents sends Calvin into a panic.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 10:33AM-11:04AM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Jun. 6, 2007)
A multigenerational family lives together under one roof.
  • Mon 7/2
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