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Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Atlanta firefighter Curtis ``Pops'' Payne thinks his home is his castle, but he needs a bigger moat. His nephew CJ and kids have invaded the place for an extended stay, and money-challenged son Calvin also keeps showing up, mainly around meal time and on laundry day. Thankfully, Curtis has loving but no-nonsense wife Ella to help him keep it together.

Premiere:
Jun 06, 2007
Original Network:
TBS
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All Upcoming Times for Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Fire and Desire

S05, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 18, 2008)
Ella scares the family with sudden mood swings; Malik gets detention to win over a girl.
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Unsung Heroes

S05, E09  (First Aired: Jun. 25, 2008)
Calvin's friend returns home after a tour of duty in Iraq, but he is not in the mood for his surprise party; Malik must write an essay on his role model.
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Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

S05, E10  (First Aired: Jun. 25, 2008)
Curtis teaches Malik and Jazmine a lesson in money management; CJ must fend off advances from his stalker, Smokey.
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True Lies

S05, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 2, 2008)
Malik's friend persuades him to cut class to impress classmates; Peanut claims to own the barber shop where Calvin works.
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That Sounds Sweet

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jul. 2, 2008)
After selling cakes and cookies at the church bake sale, Ella decides to go into business; Malik must learn to play the saxophone for a talent show.
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Meet the Lucases

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jul. 9, 2008)
A health scare makes family members realize how much they need one another; a visit from Miranda's parents sends Calvin into a panic.
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Out on a Limb

S05, E14  (First Aired: Jul. 9, 2008)
Ella and Claretha take Jazmine on a wilderness trek to help her earn a Girl Scout badge; Calvin looks for an engagement ring to give Miranda.
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Can't Buy Me Love

S05, E15  (First Aired: Jul. 16, 2008)
Calvin gets cold feet when he is ready to propose to Miranda, and his friends offer to help.
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To Have and to Hold

S05, E16  (First Aired: Jul. 16, 2008)
When Calvin wants to propose to Miranda, Jazmine loses the engagement ring; Dana and Delante want to keep their relationship a secret; Janine makes a surprise appearance.
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Unexpected Results

S05, E17  (First Aired: Jul. 23, 2008)
When Jazmine gets a perfect score on an aptitude test, her teacher encourages C.J. and Janine to send Jazmine to a school for gifted students in North Carolina.
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Let's Get Ready to Rumble

S05, E18  (First Aired: Jul. 23, 2008)
Curtis must watch the children during Jazmine's slumber party; C.J. and Janine get held up by a man robbing the barbershop.
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Father's Day

S05, E19  (First Aired: Jul. 30, 2008)
Curtis' father visits so he can meet Calvin's fiancee; a man who has been unable to find his son since Hurricane Katrina finds comfort at the barbershop.
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Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?

S05, E20  (First Aired: Jul. 30, 2008)
Ella gets recruited to help Miranda register for wedding gifts but ends up taking over everything; CJ and Janine go on an impromptu date.
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All Is Not Lost

S05, E21  (First Aired: Jul. 30, 2008)
Miranda decides that she and Calvin need premarital counseling; Calvin has a plan he is sure will earn Miranda's undying trust and acceptance.
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Party Over Here!

S05, E22  (First Aired: Aug. 6, 2008)
Curtis, CJ and Calvin's friends want to throw Calvin a bachelor party.
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The Last Supper

S05, E23  (First Aired: Aug. 6, 2008)
Miranda gets marital advice from her mother, Janine and Ella; Curtis, CJ and Miranda's father give Calvin advice on marriage.
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We've Come This Far by Faith

S05, E24  (First Aired: Aug. 6, 2008)
Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.
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We've Come This Far by Faith

S05, E25  (First Aired: Aug. 6, 2008)
Calvin and Miranda try to overcome obstacles on their wedding day.
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Labor Paynes

S06, E01  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2008)
While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double-wedding is moved to the hospital; tensions rise when the family returns home.
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Labor Paynes

S06, E02  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2008)
While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double-wedding is moved to the hospital; tensions rise when the family returns home.
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Your Wife Is a Payne

S06, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2008)
Calvin and Miranda argue over his ownership in the barbershop and his authority to make changes.
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Casa de Payne

S06, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2008)
Claretha surprises Ella with news that she has married a prince; the Paynes get new neighbors.
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It's a Payne Growing Up

S06, E05  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 2008)
C.J. suspects that Malik is the cause of a syphilis outbreak at his school; Miranda pushes Calvin to be more considerate toward her.
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Payne and Prejudice

S06, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 2008)
The Paynes' new neighbors invite the family to their home for dinner; Dana's parents learn that she has not been honest about her vocation.
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Payneful News

S06, E07  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2009)
Calvin and Miranda run into problems when they try to have a baby.
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Payneful Loss

S06, E08  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2009)
Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthier.
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Payneful Employment

S06, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2009)
C.J. interviews for a fire chief job in New Jersey; at the barbershop, Kiki convinces Floyd to hire her brother, who was just released from prison.
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Slightly Payneful Truth

S06, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2009)
Malik offers to teach Calvin's illiterate friend how to read; a new barber at the shop catches the attention of Dana and Kiki.
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Joy and Payne

S06, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2009)
The Paynes get caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation; Floyd loses the barber shop in a poker game.
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A Sister's Payne

S06, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2009)
After he returns to the shop, Kiki's brother disappears; Malik and Alex find a way around the no-date rule.
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A Grand Payne

S06, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 4, 2009)
Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.
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Games People Play

S06, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 4, 2009)
The Paynes celebrate the annual tailgating ritual for their favorite team; Diego becomes increasingly aggressive.
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Help Wanted

S06, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2009)
Miranda, still torn about Calvin's kiss with Mercedes, meets a woman who may not be who she claims.
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Old Lady Paynes

S06, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2009)
An impending visit from her hard-to-please mother makes Ella nervous; Floyd's first wife, thought dead for 12 years, shows up at the barber shop.
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I Don't Know This Payne

S06, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall; Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new ``man world.''
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Paul Mall

S06, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Ella meets a man at the mall where she works; Diego asks Calvin and Miranda to check out the guy Mercedes has been seeing.
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With Friends Like These

S06, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Malik becomes friends with an HIV-positive classmate; Consuela must handle the boutique alone.
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The Talent Show

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
When budget cuts put Curtis' firehouse on the chopping block, a large fundraising effort must save it; Diego continues to struggle with his anger issues.
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Bringing Down the House

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 29, 2009)
Curtis tries to cut corners when the foundation of the Paynes' house needs to be repaired; Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.
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Moving Day

S06, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 29, 2009)
With their house unhabitable, Curtis, Ella and Malik must move in with Calvin and Miranda; Floyd's 22-year-old daughter comes to the barber shop.
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Moving Out

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 27, 2009)
Calvin gets into hot water with Miranda for his dalliance with Mercedes; Ella gets upset at Curtis for the way he behaves about her job.
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Back Where We Belong

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 27, 2009)
Curtis and Calvin live at the barber shop and get in everybody's way; Floyd finds out that Zach has been sleeping with Olivia.
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Thug Life

S07, E38  (First Aired: Jun. 2, 2010)
Malik gets involved with the wrong crowd and pays a price, big Jesse returns.
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Rehabilitation

S07, E39  (First Aired: Jun. 9, 2010)
Malik's partner in crime comes to pay a visit despite C.J.'s rejections.
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A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

S07, E40  (First Aired: Jun. 9, 2010)
Calvin and Miranda ask Tracie to stop visiting the house unannounced.
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House Guest

S07, E41  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 2011)
Ella helps a victim of domestic abuse; Jazmine and C.J. prepare for the father-daughter dance.
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Payne Showers

S07, E42  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 2011)
Miranda receives a baby shower, while Curtis gets the guys together for a man shower for Calvin.
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Jun. 6, 2007)
A multigenerational family lives together under one roof.
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