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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 1:33AM-2:03AM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 2:03AM-2:33AM
  • FX
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 3:34AM-4:04AM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 4:04AM-4:34AM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Thu 11/2
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Fri 11/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
  • Sun 11/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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