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Two and a Half Men

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S11, E03  (First Aired: 
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 10:00AM-10:36AM
  • Paramount
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S11, E04  (First Aired: 
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 10:36AM-11:12AM
  • Paramount
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S11, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 11:12AM-11:48AM
  • Paramount
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S11, E06  (First Aired: 
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 11:48AM-12:24PM
  • Paramount
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S11, E07  (First Aired: 
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 12:24PM-1:00PM
  • Paramount
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • IFC
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Fri 5/25
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • IFC
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • IFC
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • IFC
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S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • IFC
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Fri 5/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Fri 5/25
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • IFC
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Sat 5/26
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Sat 5/26
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Sun 5/27
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
  • Sun 5/27
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Mon 5/28
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E16  (First Aired: 
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • IFC
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
  • Mon 5/28
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • IFC
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Tue 5/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Tue 5/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • Tue 5/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • Tue 5/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Paramount
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Tue 5/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Paramount
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Tue 5/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Paramount
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Paramount
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Paramount
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Wed 5/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Paramount
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Thu 5/31
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Thu 5/31
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Thu 5/31
  • 10:00AM-10:36AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Thu 5/31
  • 10:36AM-11:12AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Thu 5/31
  • 11:12AM-11:48AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
  • Thu 5/31
  • 11:48AM-12:24PM
  • Paramount
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Thu 5/31
  • 12:24PM-1:00PM
  • Paramount
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Fri 6/1
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Fri 6/1
  • 10:00AM-10:36AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 10:36AM-11:12AM
  • Paramount
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S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 11:12AM-11:48AM
  • Paramount
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 11:48AM-12:24PM
  • Paramount
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 12:24PM-1:00PM
  • Paramount
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • IFC
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E01  (First Aired: 
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E02  (First Aired: 
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E03  (First Aired: 
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E04  (First Aired: 
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E05  (First Aired: 
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
  • Fri 6/1
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E06  (First Aired: 
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E07  (First Aired: 
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E09  (First Aired: 
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E11  (First Aired: 
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Fri 6/1
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • IFC
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Sat 6/2
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Sat 6/2
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Sun 6/3
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Sun 6/3
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 1:00AM-1:35AM
  • Nick
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 1:35AM-2:09AM
  • Nick
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The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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S10, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E14  (First Aired: 
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E15  (First Aired: 
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E16  (First Aired: 
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E17  (First Aired: 
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E18  (First Aired: 
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E20  (First Aired: 
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • IFC
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S10, E22  (First Aired: 
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • IFC
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S10, E23  (First Aired: 
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • IFC
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S11, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • IFC
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S11, E02  (First Aired: 
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
  • Mon 6/4
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • IFC
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S11, E03  (First Aired: 
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
  • Mon 6/4
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • IFC
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The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Tue 6/5
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  • Wed 6/6
  • 2:09AM-2:44AM
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  • Thu 6/7
  • 2:09AM-2:44AM
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  • Fri 6/8
  • 2:09AM-2:44AM
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