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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

S11, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2014)
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
  • Thu 12/14
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

For the Sake of the Child

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2009)
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

S11, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2014)
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Whipped Unto the Third Generation

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2009)
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Mmm, Fish. Yum

S07, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2009)
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
  • Sun 12/17
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Winky-Dink Time

S05, E14  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Rough Night in Hump Junction

S05, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Give Me Your Thumb

S07, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2009)
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Untainted by Filth

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2009)
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2009)
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2009)
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

That's Why They Call It Ball Room

S07, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2009)
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2011)
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Warning, It's Dirty

S07, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2009)
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

S11, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2013)
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

If My Hole Could Talk

S05, E18  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Waiting for the Right Snapper

S05, E19  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Santa's Village of the Damned

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2005)
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Walnuts and Demerol

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Yay, No Polyps!

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2010)
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Crude and Uncalled For

S07, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2010)
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT