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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Above Exalted Cyclops

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2009)
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 11, 2009)
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Oontz Oontz Oontz

S12, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2014)
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Baseball Was Better With Steroids

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 18, 2009)
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2014)
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Dead From the Waist Down

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2010)
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2010)
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Sun 7/31
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 4, 2009)
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

818-jklpuzo

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2009)
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Mmm, Fish. Yum

S07, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2009)
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

For the Sake of the Child

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2009)
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Give Me Your Thumb

S07, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2009)
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Untainted by Filth

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2009)
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
  • Thu 8/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

S12, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2014)
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
  • Thu 8/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2009)
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 2014)
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

That Darn Priest

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2011)
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Sun 8/7
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Mon 8/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
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  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
  • Tue 8/9
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
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  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
  • Wed 8/10
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT