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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

S02, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 2005)
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

It Was Mame, Mom

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2005)
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

S02, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2005)
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
  • Wed 2/21
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2005)
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
  • Wed 2/21
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 2, 2005)
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

S12, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2015)
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Smell the Umbrella Stand

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2005)
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2005)
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 9, 2005)
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

S07, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2010)
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

S12, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2015)
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Yay, No Polyps!

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2010)
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

S03, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2005)
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

We Called It Mr. Pinky

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

S02, E23  (First Aired: May. 16, 2005)
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Does This Smell Funny to You?

S02, E24  (First Aired: May. 23, 2005)
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
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  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Tinkle Like a Princess

S07, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 2010)
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

I Found Your Mustache

S07, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 2010)
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
  • Sun 3/4
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Something Salted and Twisted

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2005)
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

That Special Tug

S03, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT