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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Meander to Your Dander

S05, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Mon 8/20
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

S05, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Mon 8/20
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

If My Hole Could Talk

S05, E18  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Thu 8/23
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Something My Gynecologist Said

S10, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2012)
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
  • Thu 8/23
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Waiting for the Right Snapper

S05, E19  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Fri 8/24
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

I Scream When I Pee

S10, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 2012)
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
  • Fri 8/24
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

S03, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • Sat 8/25
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

My Tongue Is Meat

S03, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Sat 8/25
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

The Ocu or the Pado?

S06, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2009)
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
  • Sat 8/25
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Ergo, the Booty Call

S03, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2006)
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Sun 8/26
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

S03, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2006)
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Sun 8/26
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

My Son's Enormous Head

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2009)
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
  • Sun 8/26
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

It's Always Nazi Week

S06, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2008)
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
  • Wed 8/29
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

S06, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2008)
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
  • Wed 8/29
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

The Mooch at the Boo

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 2008)
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
  • Fri 8/31
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Welcome to Alancrest

S10, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2013)
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Fri 8/31
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Sat 9/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
  •  
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Sat 9/1
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Sun 9/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
  •  
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

S03, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Sun 9/2
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT