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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Kissing Abraham Lincoln

S04, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Thu 5/26
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

S11, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2014)
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
  • Thu 5/26
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Castrating Sheep in Montana

S04, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Fri 5/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

S11, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2014)
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
  • Fri 5/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

City of Great Racks

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Sun 5/29
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Sun 5/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

My Damn Stalker

S04, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Tue 5/31
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Young People Have Phlegm Too

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

I Merely Slept With a Commie

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

It Never Rains in Hooterville

S04, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Smooth as a Ken Doll

S04, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Welcome Home, Jake

S11, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2014)
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2007)
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

West Side Story

S11, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2014)
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Tight's Good

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Sun 6/5
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
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  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
  • Wed 6/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT
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  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 9.1
  • WGNDT