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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Wed 9/28
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Mon 10/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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