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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
  • Thu 4/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
  • Thu 4/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
  • Thu 4/27
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
  • Thu 4/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
  • Fri 4/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
  • Fri 4/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
  • Fri 4/28
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
  • Fri 4/28
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
  • Sat 4/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
  • Sat 4/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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S07, E05  (First Aired: 
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
  • Sat 4/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
  • Sat 4/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S07, E05  (First Aired: 
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
  • Sun 4/30
  • 3:07AM-3:37AM
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S07, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
  • Mon 5/1
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
  • Mon 5/1
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S07, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
  • Tue 5/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
  • Tue 5/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S07, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
  • Tue 5/2
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
  • Tue 5/2
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S07, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
  • Wed 5/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
  • Wed 5/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S07, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
  • Wed 5/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
  • Wed 5/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S07, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
  • Thu 5/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
  • Thu 5/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
  • Thu 5/4
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S07, E14  (First Aired: 
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
  • Thu 5/4
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
  • Fri 5/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S07, E14  (First Aired: 
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
  • Fri 5/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
  • Fri 5/5
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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S07, E16  (First Aired: 
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
  • Fri 5/5
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
  • Sat 5/6
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
  • Sat 5/6
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
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S07, E19  (First Aired: 
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
  • Sat 5/6
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.''
  • Sat 5/6
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
  • Mon 5/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
  • Mon 5/8
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
  • Tue 5/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
  • Tue 5/9
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
  • Tue 5/9
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
  • Tue 5/9
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
  • Wed 5/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
  • Wed 5/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
  • Wed 5/10
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
  • Wed 5/10
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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