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Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Give Santa a Tail-Hole

S10, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2012)
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Welcome to Alancrest

S10, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2013)
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 83
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Grab a Feather and Get in Line

S10, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 2013)
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
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Run Steven Staven! Run!

S10, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 2013)
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 83
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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

S10, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2013)
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 83
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Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

S10, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2013)
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 83
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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

S10, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 2013)
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 83
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The 9:04 From Pemberton

S10, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2013)
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

S01, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 2003)
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Media Room Slash Dungeon

S05, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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Twanging Your Magic Clanger

S08, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2010)
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 3:00PM-3:36PM
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The Crazy Bitch Gazette

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2010)
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 3:36PM-4:12PM
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Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

S10, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2013)
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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Springtime on a Stick

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2010)
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 4:12PM-4:48PM
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Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

S10, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 4, 2013)
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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A Good Time in Central Africa

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2010)
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 4:48PM-5:24PM
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Another Night With Neil Diamond

S10, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2013)
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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Dead From the Waist Down

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2010)
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 5:24PM-6:00PM
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My Bodacious Vidalia

S10, E22  (First Aired: May. 2, 2013)
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 83
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Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

S10, E23  (First Aired: May. 9, 2013)
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 83
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2003)
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Nangnangnangnang

S11, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2013)
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 83
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2003)
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Nangnangnangnang

S11, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2013)
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

S11, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2013)
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
  • Tue 1/23
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 83
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This Unblessed Biscuit

S11, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2013)
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 83
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Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

S11, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2013)
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

S11, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2013)
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 83
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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

S11, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2013)
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

S11, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2013)
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room

S11, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2013)
When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 83
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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

S11, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2013)
Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 83
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2003)
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 11
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City of Great Racks

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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Phase One, Complete

S01, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2003)
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

S01, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2003)
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
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Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2010)
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Thu 1/25
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2011)
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Thu 1/25
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Looking' for Japanese Subs

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 2011)
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Thu 1/25
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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2011)
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • Thu 1/25
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That Darn Priest

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2011)
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Thu 1/25
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Camel Filters and Pheremones

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 2004)
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Thu 1/25
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Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

S12, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2014)
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
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Tight's Good

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Fri 1/26
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2011)
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 41
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People Who Love Peepholes

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2011)
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food

S09, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2011)
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
  • Fri 1/26
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Nine Magic Fingers

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2011)
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • Fri 1/26
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Sarah Like Puny Alan

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2004)
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Fri 1/26
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Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 2014)
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Kinda Like Necrophilia

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • 121
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Meander to Your Dander

S05, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

S05, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Sat 1/27
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The Soil Is Moist

S05, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 121
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Winky-Dink Time

S05, E14  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
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Rough Night in Hump Junction

S05, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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The Two Finger Rule

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2009)
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
  • Sun 1/28
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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2009)
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
  • Sun 1/28
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Above Exalted Cyclops

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2009)
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
  • Sun 1/28
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 4, 2009)
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

S05, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Sun 1/28
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Fish in a Drawer

S05, E17  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Sun 1/28
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If My Hole Could Talk

S05, E18  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
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Waiting for the Right Snapper

S05, E19  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
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A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2011)
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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The Squat and the Hover

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2011)
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Mon 1/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

S11, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2013)
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!

S11, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2013)
Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Thank You for the Intercourse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

S11, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2014)
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC

Thank You for the Intercourse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

S11, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2014)
Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Frodo's Headshots

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Bite Me, Supreme Court

S11, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 2014)
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC

Frodo's Headshots

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Bite Me, Supreme Court

S11, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 2014)
Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

S11, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2014)
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

S11, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2014)
Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

S11, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2014)
Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2004)
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 11
  • WPIX

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

S11, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2014)
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
  • Mon 1/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2004)
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 711
  • WPIXDT

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

S11, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2014)
Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
  • Mon 1/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Welcome Home, Jake

S11, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2014)
Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

West Side Story

S11, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2014)
Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

S11, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2014)
After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
  • Mon 1/29
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

S11, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2014)
Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

S11, E21  (First Aired: May. 1, 2014)
Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

S11, E22  (First Aired: May. 8, 2014)
Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

S12, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2014)
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life -- but needs Alan's help to do it.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

S12, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2014)
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

That Was Saliva, Alan

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2004)
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 11
  • WPIX
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  • 711
  • WPIXDT

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

S06, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • 121
  • Nick
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  • 733
  • Nick HD

Pie Hole, Herb

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • 121
  • Nick
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  • 733
  • Nick HD

What a Lovely Landing Strip

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 41
  • Spike
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  •  
  • 741
  • Spike HD

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2011)
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 41
  • Spike
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  • 741
  • Spike HD

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Glamping in a Yurt

S12, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2014)
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Glamping in a Yurt

S12, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2014)
Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with an adoption social worker; Lyndsey returns from rehab.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

A Possum on Chemo

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

S12, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2014)
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC

A Possum on Chemo

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

S12, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2014)
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S09, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Oontz Oontz Oontz

S12, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2014)
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S09, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Oontz Oontz Oontz

S12, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2014)
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 41
  • Spike

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2014)
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 741
  • Spike HD

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2014)
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

S12, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2014)
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 2004)
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 11
  • WPIX

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 2014)
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 2004)
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 711
  • WPIXDT

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 2014)
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 818
  • IFC HD

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

S12, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2015)
Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house; Herb asks Alan if he can take Lyndsey on a date.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Here I Come, Pants!

S12, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 2015)
After the social worker discovers that Alan and Walden are not really a gay couple, Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

For Whom the Booty Calls

S12, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2015)
When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he discovers that it is a nice getaway from Alan.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

S12, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 2015)
Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker in order to get back together with Lyndsey.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Boompa Loved His Hookers

S12, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2015)
Walden worries that ending things with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; when Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, he hesitates.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

S12, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2015)
When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift; Alan's impractical choice strains his relationship with Lyndsey.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Of Course He's Dead -- Part One

S12, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2015)
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two

S12, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2015)
Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 83
  • IFC
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  • 818
  • IFC HD

An Old Flame With a New Wick

S01, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 2004)
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Wed 1/31
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 11
  • WPIX
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  • 711
  • WPIXDT

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

S06, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Wed 1/31
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • 121
  • Nick
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  • 733
  • Nick HD

The Flavin' and the Mavin

S06, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2008)
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • Wed 1/31
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • 121
  • Nick
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  • 733
  • Nick HD

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

S01, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2004)
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
  • Wed 1/31
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 11
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  • 711
  • WPIXDT

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

S01, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2004)
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).