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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Frodo's Headshots

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Wed 4/25
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A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 1:55AM-2:30AM
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What a Lovely Landing Strip

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:30AM-3:05AM
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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 3:05AM-3:40AM
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Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Wed 4/25
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Wed 4/25
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 4, 2009)
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
  • Wed 4/25
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Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 11, 2009)
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
  • Thu 4/26
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A Possum on Chemo

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • Thu 4/26
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The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S09, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Thu 4/26
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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 2:09AM-2:44AM
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Not in My Mouth!

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2012)
A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 2:44AM-3:18AM
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Winky-Dink Time

S05, E14  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Thu 4/26
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Rough Night in Hump Junction

S05, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Thu 4/26
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Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

S05, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Thu 4/26
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Fish in a Drawer

S05, E17  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Thu 4/26
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Baseball Was Better With Steroids

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 18, 2009)
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
  • Thu 4/26
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818-jklpuzo

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2009)
Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
  • Fri 4/27
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The War Against Gingivitis

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2012)
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
  • Fri 4/27
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Palmdale, Ech

S09, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2012)
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
  • Fri 4/27
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Grandma's Pie

S09, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2012)
Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 2:09AM-2:44AM
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Mr. Hose Says Yes

S09, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2012)
Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
  • Fri 4/27
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Pie Hole, Herb

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Fri 4/27
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Damn You, Eggs Benedict

S06, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Fri 4/27
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The Flavin' and the Mavin

S06, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2008)
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • Fri 4/27
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That Special Tug

S03, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Fri 4/27
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Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

S03, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2006)
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
  • Fri 4/27
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

S03, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • Fri 4/27
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My Tongue Is Meat

S03, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Fri 4/27
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Ergo, the Booty Call

S03, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2006)
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2009)
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
  • Fri 4/27
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

S03, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2006)
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Fri 4/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2009)
Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
  • Fri 4/27
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

S03, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2006)
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Fri 4/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler

S03, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
  • Fri 4/27
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Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

S03, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
  • Fri 4/27
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

S03, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006)
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
  • Fri 4/27
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And the Plot Moistens

S03, E21  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
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Just Once With Aunt Sophie

S03, E22  (First Aired: May. 8, 2006)
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Arguments for the Quickie

S03, E23  (First Aired: May. 15, 2006)
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

S03, E24  (First Aired: May. 22, 2006)
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
  • Fri 4/27
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Mmm, Fish. Yum

S07, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2009)
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
  • Sat 4/28
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Why We Gave Up Women

S09, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2012)
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
  • Sat 4/28
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The Straw in My Donut Hole

S09, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 2012)
Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
  • Sat 4/28
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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

S09, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 2012)
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
  • Sat 4/28
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk

S10, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 27, 2012)
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
  • Sat 4/28
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A Big Bag of Dog

S10, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2012)
Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
  • Sun 4/29
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Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

S10, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2012)
Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
  • Sun 4/29
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You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

S10, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2012)
A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
  • Sun 4/29
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That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

S10, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2012)
Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
  • Sun 4/29
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I Can't Afford Hyenas

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 2, 2004)
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
  • Sun 4/29
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2004)
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Sun 4/29
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That Was Saliva, Alan

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2004)
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Sun 4/29
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Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 2004)
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Sun 4/29
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Ferrets, Attack!

S10, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2012)
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
  • Mon 4/30
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Avoid the Chinese Mustard

S10, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2012)
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
  • Mon 4/30
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Something My Gynecologist Said

S10, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2012)
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
  • Mon 4/30
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I Scream When I Pee

S10, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 2012)
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
  • Mon 4/30
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Mon 4/30
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Who's Vod Kanockers?

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2006)
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
  • Mon 4/30
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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2006)
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
  • Mon 4/30
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A Pot-Smoking Monkey

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2006)
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • Mon 4/30
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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
  • Mon 4/30
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Apologies for the Frivolity

S04, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Mon 4/30
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
  • Mon 4/30
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Mon 4/30
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Mon 4/30
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Release the Dogs

S04, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Mon 4/30
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Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

S04, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Mon 4/30
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Kissing Abraham Lincoln

S04, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Mon 4/30
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Walnuts and Demerol

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Mon 4/30
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Castrating Sheep in Montana

S04, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Mon 4/30
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Don't Worry, Speed Racer

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Mon 4/30
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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

S04, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Mon 4/30
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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My Damn Stalker

S04, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Mon 4/30
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For the Sake of the Child

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2009)
After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
  • Tue 5/1
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One Nut Johnson

S10, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2012)
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
  • Tue 5/1
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Welcome to Alancrest

S10, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2013)
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Tue 5/1
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Grab a Feather and Get in Line

S10, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 2013)
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
  • Tue 5/1
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Run Steven Staven! Run!

S10, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 2013)
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
  • Tue 5/1
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
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Give Me Your Thumb

S07, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2009)
Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
  • Tue 5/1
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Untainted by Filth

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2009)
Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
  • Wed 5/2
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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

S10, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2013)
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
  • Wed 5/2
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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

S10, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 2013)
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
  • Wed 5/2
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The 9:04 From Pemberton

S10, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2013)
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Wed 5/2
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Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

S10, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2013)
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Wed 5/2
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2009)
Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
  • Wed 5/2
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2009)
Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.
  • Thu 5/3
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Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

S10, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 4, 2013)
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Another Night With Neil Diamond

S10, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2013)
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • Thu 5/3
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My Bodacious Vidalia

S10, E22  (First Aired: May. 2, 2013)
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
  • Thu 5/3
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Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

S10, E23  (First Aired: May. 9, 2013)
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 2:35AM-3:09AM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
  • Thu 5/3
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That's Why They Call It Ball Room

S07, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2009)
Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
  • Thu 5/3
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

S07, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2010)
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
  • Fri 5/4
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Nangnangnangnang

S11, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2013)
Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

S11, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2013)
Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
  • Fri 5/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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This Unblessed Biscuit

S11, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2013)
When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
  • Fri 5/4
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Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

S11, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2013)
Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
  • Fri 5/4
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Yay, No Polyps!

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2010)
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
  • Fri 5/4
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
The social interactions of a group of misfits, including a divorcee and an Internet billionaire.
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Young People Have Phlegm Too

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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I Merely Slept With a Commie

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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It Never Rains in Hooterville

S04, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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Smooth as a Ken Doll

S04, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2007)
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 83
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Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

S04, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
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Prostitutes and Gelato

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007)
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
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Media Room Slash Dungeon

S05, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 83
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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City of Great Racks

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Fri 5/4
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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Crude and Uncalled For

S07, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2010)
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
  • Sat 5/5
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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

S11, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2013)
Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
  • Sat 5/5
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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

S11, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2013)
Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
  • Sat 5/5
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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

S11, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2013)
Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
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