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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Genre: Sitcom

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. As they acclimate to their living arrangement, the tightly wound Alan finds himself taking on a mentor role with Walden, whose lifelong dependence on being taken care of has left him a bit naive. Despite his unsuccessful romantic history, Alan also tries to help Walden overcome his limited experiences with dating. Berta, a sharp-tongued, unapologetic housekeeper, is also featured in the series.
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

S07, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2010)
Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.
  • Wed 1/17
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Yay, No Polyps!

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2010)
Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.
  • Wed 1/17
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2003)
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Wed 1/17
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Big Flappy Bastards

S01, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2003)
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Wed 1/17
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Castrating Sheep in Montana

S04, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Thu 1/18
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Thu 1/18
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

S01, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2003)
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • Thu 1/18
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Oontz Oontz Oontz

S12, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2014)
Walden takes in a foster child named Louis but wonders if he made the right decision when they don't bond as he expected.
  • Thu 1/18
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

S04, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Fri 1/19
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

My Damn Stalker

S04, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Fri 1/19
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Tinkle Like a Princess

S07, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 2010)
After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
  • Fri 1/19
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

I Found Your Mustache

S07, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 2010)
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
  • Fri 1/19
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Ixnay on the Oggie Day

S07, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2010)
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
  • Fri 1/19
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

S07, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2010)
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
  • Fri 1/19
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

I Called Him Magoo

S07, E20  (First Aired: May. 10, 2010)
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.''
  • Fri 1/19
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

S01, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2003)
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • Fri 1/19
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Alan Shot a Little Girl

S12, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2014)
Alan decides to break Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
  • Fri 1/19
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Young People Have Phlegm Too

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • Sat 1/20
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

I Merely Slept With a Commie

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Sat 1/20
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Crude and Uncalled For

S07, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2010)
A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.
  • Sat 1/20
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 44
  • Spike

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2009)
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
  • Sat 1/20
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

S06, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2009)
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
  • Sat 1/20
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

It Never Rains in Hooterville

S04, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Sun 1/21
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Smooth as a Ken Doll

S04, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Sun 1/21
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2007)
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

S04, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 1:04AM-1:38AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 1:38AM-2:13AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Prostitutes and Gelato

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 2:13AM-2:47AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007)
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 2:47AM-3:21AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Media Room Slash Dungeon

S05, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 3:21AM-3:54AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 3:54AM-4:28AM
  • 46
  • Nick

City of Great Racks

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 4:28AM-5:00AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Gumby With a Pokey

S07, E21  (First Aired: May. 17, 2010)
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

This Is Not Gonna End Well

S07, E22  (First Aired: May. 24, 2010)
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 20, 2010)
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 27, 2010)
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2010)
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2010)
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2010)
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

S01, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2003)
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

S01, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 2003)
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Mon 1/22
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Twanging Your Magic Clanger

S08, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2010)
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

The Crazy Bitch Gazette

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2010)
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Springtime on a Stick

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2010)
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

A Good Time in Central Africa

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2010)
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 2010)
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Dead From the Waist Down

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2010)
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2003)
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Tight's Good

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Tue 1/23
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2003)
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Kinda Like Necrophilia

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Tue 1/23
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Meander to Your Dander

S05, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

S05, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Phase One, Complete

S01, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2003)
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

The Soil Is Moist

S05, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

S01, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2003)
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Winky-Dink Time

S05, E14  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Wed 1/24
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Rough Night in Hump Junction

S05, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

S05, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2010)
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Thu 1/25
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2011)
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Looking' for Japanese Subs

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 2011)
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2011)
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

That Darn Priest

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2011)
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Camel Filters and Pheremones

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 2004)
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Fish in a Drawer

S05, E17  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

S12, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2014)
Walden and Alan befriend three mothers, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them; Alan joins a group of moms on a girls night.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

If My Hole Could Talk

S05, E18  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Thu 1/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Waiting for the Right Snapper

S05, E19  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Taterhead Is Our Love Child

S06, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2011)
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

People Who Love Peepholes

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2011)
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Big Girls Don't Throw Food

S09, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2011)
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Nine Magic Fingers

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2011)
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Sarah Like Puny Alan

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2004)
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Pie Hole, Herb

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

S12, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 2014)
Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

S06, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Fri 1/26
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

The Flavin' and the Mavin

S06, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2008)
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

A Jock Strap in Hell

S06, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2008)
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

The Two Finger Rule

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2009)
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2009)
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

It's Always Nazi Week

S06, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2008)
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

S06, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2008)
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
  • Sat 1/27
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Pinocchio's Mouth

S06, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2008)
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

The Mooch at the Boo

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 2008)
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

S06, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2008)
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

The Devil's Lube

S06, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2008)
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
  • Sun 1/28
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Thank God for Scoliosis

S06, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2009)
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

I Think You Offended Don

S06, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 19, 2009)
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2011)
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

The Squat and the Hover

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2011)
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Mon 1/29
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Thank You for the Intercourse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Frodo's Headshots

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2004)
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

S06, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 2, 2009)
Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

That Was Saliva, Alan

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2004)
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

I'd Like to Start With the Cat

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2009)
In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
  • Mon 1/29
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

S06, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2009)
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

The Ocu or the Pado?

S06, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2009)
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick

What a Lovely Landing Strip

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2011)
Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

A Possum on Chemo

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

S09, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 44
  • Spike

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 2004)
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

My Son's Enormous Head

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2009)
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 46
  • Nick

An Old Flame With a New Wick

S01, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 2004)
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Tue 1/30
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

The Two Finger Rule

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2009)
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
  • Tue 1/30
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 46
  • Nick

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2009)
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
  • Wed 1/31
  • 12:00AM-12:32AM
  • 46
  • Nick

Above Exalted Cyclops

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2009)
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
  • Wed 1/31
  • 12:32AM-1:04AM
  • 46
  • Nick