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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Sat 11/18
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Sat 11/18
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Sat 11/18
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Sun 11/19
  • 4:24AM-4:54AM
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Mon 11/20
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Mon 11/20
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Tue 11/21
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Tue 11/21
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Tue 11/21
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Tue 11/21
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Wed 11/22
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Wed 11/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Wed 11/22
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Wed 11/22
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Fri 11/24
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Fri 11/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S10, E01  (First Aired: 
Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E11  (First Aired: 
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E23  (First Aired: 
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
  • Fri 11/24
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Sat 11/25
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Sat 11/25
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Sat 11/25
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Sat 11/25
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
  • Sat 11/25
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Sat 11/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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  • Sun 11/26
  • 3:27AM-3:57AM
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Mon 11/27
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Mon 11/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Tue 11/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Tue 11/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Tue 11/28
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Tue 11/28
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Wed 11/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Wed 11/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Wed 11/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Wed 11/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Thu 11/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Thu 11/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Thu 11/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Thu 11/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Fri 12/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Fri 12/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • Fri 12/1
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
  • Fri 12/1
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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