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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • Mon 3/27
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
  • Mon 3/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Fri 3/31
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Sat 4/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Sat 4/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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