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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S10, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E09  (First Aired: 
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E09  (First Aired: 
Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E11  (First Aired: 
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E11  (First Aired: 
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E14  (First Aired: 
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E15  (First Aired: 
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E14  (First Aired: 
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E15  (First Aired: 
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E16  (First Aired: 
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E17  (First Aired: 
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • FX
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S10, E18  (First Aired: 
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S10, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S10, E20  (First Aired: 
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S10, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S10, E18  (First Aired: 
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • FX
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S10, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • FX
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S10, E20  (First Aired: 
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • FX
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S10, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • FX
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S10, E22  (First Aired: 
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S10, E23  (First Aired: 
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • FX
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