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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
  • Sat 7/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Sat 7/8
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Sat 7/8
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
  • Sat 7/8
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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  • Sun 7/9
  • 2:23AM-2:53AM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Mon 7/10
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Mon 7/10
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Tue 7/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Tue 7/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • Tue 7/11
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Tue 7/11
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • Wed 7/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Wed 7/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
  • Wed 7/12
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • Wed 7/12
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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