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The King of Queens
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Cast of 'The King of Queens'

  • Kevin James as Doug Heffernan
  • Leah Remini as Carrie Heffernan
  • Jerry Stiller as Arthur Spooner
  • Victor Williams as Deacon Palmer
  • Patton Oswalt as Spence Olchin
  • Gary Valentine as Danny Heffernan

The King of Queens

Doug Heffernan puts in a long day's work delivering parcels and comes home each night to his loving wife, Carrie; unfortunately, he also comes home to his wacko father-in-law, Arthur.

Premiere:
Sep 21, 1998
Original Network:
CBS
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    4.6 / 5.0
    Avg. 4.6 (2,248 ratings)
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All Upcoming Times for The King of Queens

Episode Air Date Channel

Consummate Professional

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him.
  • Tue 8/23
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Pole Lox

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him.
  • Tue 8/23
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Sandwiched Out

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Shear Torture

S08, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2005)
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Noel Cowards

S01, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1998)
Arthur's Christmas gift to Doug and Carrie provides a solution to the couple's car troubles that ends up being worse than the problem.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 39
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Best Man

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1999)
Doug learns that Carrie was once the lover of the groom at a wedding they are attending; Arthur is unhappy when he doesn;t get the entree that he ordered at the reception.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 39
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Dog Days

S01, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 1999)
A barking dog means sleepless nights for Doug and Carrie; Arthur thinks that a popular comic strip is based on his life.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 39
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Hungry Man

S01, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 1999)
Carrie is embarrassed by Doug when he shows up unexpectedly and famished at her boss's elegant ``drinks-only'' cocktail party.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 39
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Steve Moscow

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 10, 2003)
After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Damned Yanky

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2004)
Carrie catches Doug fantasizing about other women while he is under sedation at the hospital. Steffiana De La Cruz and Angelo Pagan guest star.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Sandwiched Out

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Shear Torture

S08, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2005)
Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Inn Escapable

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Fresh Brood

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Court Date

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1999)
Doug encourages Carrie to date the police officer who stopped her, hoping to get out of her fourth traffic ticket of the year and avoid a hefty increase in their car insurance.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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S'ain't Valentine's

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1999)
Arthur meets an intoxicating stranger at a singles' dance; Carrie and Doug's romantic evening is spoiled.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 39
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White Collar

S01, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1999)
Doug inherits his shift supervisor's job after an untimely death but soon misses his old responsibilities.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Rayny Day

S01, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1999)
Ray (Ray Romano) invites Doug to play golf at an exclusive country club; Marie (Doris Roberts) teaches Carrie how to clean a house.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Animal Attraction

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 10, 2003)
Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.
  • Thu 8/25
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Multiple Plots

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2004)
Carrie, still unemployed, helps Holly with dog walking; Arthur sells his burial plot to Spence's mother, Veronica (Anne Meara).
  • Thu 8/25
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Inn Escapable

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Fresh Brood

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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G'Night, Stalker

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2005)
Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Move Doubt

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Train Wreck

S01, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 15, 1999)
Doug is disappointed when Carrie isn't jealous of his beautiful trainee; Arthur feels he's been scammed when he orders a gravestone.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 39
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Where's Poppa?

S01, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1999)
Doug convinces cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) to take Arthur for the weekend; Doug is hit by a baseball and meets a new friend (Bill Cosby) at Dr. Becker's (Ted Danson) office.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 39
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Time Share

S01, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 1999)
Carrie befriends her annoying neighbors so that their week at a Hamptons time share does not go unused; Arthur develops a nasty rash.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Prints Charming

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2003)
Doug and Carrie feel insecure about their lives after they accidentally pick up the exciting pictures of another couple.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Trash Talker

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 2004)
Doug's grade-school nemesis (guest star Jon Favreau) is Deacon's new friend and may become Carrie's new boss.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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G'Night, Stalker

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2005)
Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Move Doubt

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Gambling N'Diction

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2006)
Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Apartment Complex

S08, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Gambling N'Diction

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2006)
Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Apartment Complex

S08, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment above their favorite Chinese restaurant; Carrie goes to extremes to keep her newest client, Kirstie Alley, happy.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Raygin' Bulls

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2005)
When Carrie goes on a trip with her father, Doug and his friend (Ray Romano) plan a guys night on the town.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Knee Jerk

S08, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2006)
Doug fakes being injured so that Carrie, who feels responsible, will continue to tend to his every need and allow him to miss a dreaded wedding.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Cowardly Lyin'

S05, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2003)
When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Queens'bro Bridge

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2003)
After discovering that Arthur and his estranged half brother, Skitch (guest star Shelley Berman), inherited their aunt's home 10 years ago, Doug hatches a plan to reunite the siblings and get them to move in together.
  • Sun 8/28
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Present Tense

S08, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2006)
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Buggie Nights

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 34
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Maybe Baby

S01, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1999)
A visit with Deacon's three-year-old son prompts Doug and Carrie think about having a baby; Arthur recalls the night Carrie was born.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 39
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Art House

S01, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1999)
Arthur moves into his own apartment after Doug tells him how he feels about his eccentric behavior; Carrie is concerned that her father can't take care of himself.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 39
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Dugan Groupie

S07, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Lost Vegas

S07, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 2004)
Doug takes Carrie to a spa, hoping it will get her to let him take a trip to Vegas with the guys; Arthur teaches Spence his trick for beating the house in blackjack.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 39
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Driving Reign

S05, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2003)
A relative rivalry erupts after Doug reluctantly helps get his cousin Danny promoted to driver at IPS; Holly accidentally insults Arthur.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Precedent Nixin'

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2004)
Carrie's plan to stay at a hotel while visiting Florida backfires when the hotel is overrun by spring breakers.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Present Tense

S08, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2006)
When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Buggie Nights

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
Bug-infested sheets force Doug and Carrie to hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott); Spence and Danny wrestle over vacation plans.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Sold-Y Locks

S08, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Emotional Rollercoaster

S08, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Furious George

S07, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
Carrie makes Doug join a support group for overeaters, but he secretly joins an abusive relationship group where he blames his eating on her.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Entertainment Weakly

S07, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 2004)
Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Name Dropper

S07, E05  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 39
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Off-Track ... Bedding

S07, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Clothes Encounter

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2003)
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then taking them back to the shops within a few days. Meanwhile, Spence's new girlfriend is so afraid of his dog she tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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Foe: Pa

S06, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2004)
When Arthur embarrasses Carrie at a job interview, Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 10
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Sold-Y Locks

S08, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair so they can afford a cruise but finds he does not like her new, shorter style.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Emotional Rollercoaster

S08, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Doug lies to Carrie about being accepted into the IPS management program; Doug tries to conquer a roller coaster that scared him as a child.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Four Play

S08, E20  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Hartford Wailer

S08, E21  (First Aired: May. 8, 2006)
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Awed Couple

S07, E08  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 2005)
Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 39
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Silent Mite

S07, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2004)
Doug and Arthur play detective when Doug suspects an admirer of Carrie has stolen his wallet.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Cologne Ranger

S07, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2005)
Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Domestic Disturbance

S07, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 19, 2005)
Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug, who retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 39
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Bed Spread

S05, E25  (First Aired: May. 19, 2003)
Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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Tank Heaven

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2004)
Doug sabotages Carrie's efforts to socialize with her co-workers by doing crass things, such as showing them his chest hair. Amy Stiller guest stars.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 10
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Four Play

S08, E20  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Doug realizes he has more in common with Deacon's wife than with Deacon, so he starts spending time with her.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Hartford Wailer

S08, E21  (First Aired: May. 8, 2006)
Doug tries to be romantic by making an unexpected appearance at Carrie's company retreat; Danny and Spence sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Acting Out

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 22, 2006)
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Fight Schlub

S08, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2006)
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Pour Judgment

S07, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 26, 2005)
Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender.
  • Thu 9/1
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Gym Neighbors

S07, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2005)
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
  • Thu 9/1
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Gorilla Warfare

S07, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2005)
When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Hi, School

S07, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 2005)
When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach (Burt Reynolds) treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Taste Buds

S05, E24  (First Aired: May. 12, 2003)
Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does.
  • Thu 9/1
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Altar Ego

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 5, 2004)
Doug, Deacon, Danny and Spence take an impulsive trip to Memphis to try to stop the wedding of Spence's ex-girlfriend (Rachel Dratch).
  • Thu 9/1
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Acting Out

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 22, 2006)
Carrie wants to put Arthur in a retirement home after he starts a fire in the basement, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change her mind.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Fight Schlub

S08, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2006)
Doug plots revenge after learning that his friendship with a driver from a rival service was nothing more than a con.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Major Disturbance

S09, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2006)
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Brace Yourself

S09, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2007)
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Deconstructing Carrie

S07, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2005)
As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Van, Go

S07, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2005)
Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Black List

S07, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2005)
Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new black friend, and Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Dog Shelter

S05, E23  (First Aired: May. 5, 2003)
Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Icky Shuffle

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 12, 2004)
Carrie comes down with a cold; Arthur must find a teammate for the senior center's shuffleboard tournament.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Major Disturbance

S09, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2006)
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Brace Yourself

S09, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2007)
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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Moxie Moron

S09, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2006)
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Ruff Goin'

S09, E05  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 2006)
Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Moxie Moron

S09, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2006)
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Ruff Goin'

S09, E05  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 2006)
Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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Mama Cast

S09, E01  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2006)
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Home Cheapo

S09, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 34
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Major Disturbance

S09, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2006)
Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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Brace Yourself

S09, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2007)
A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 10
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Mama Cast

S09, E01  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2006)
When Carrie insists that Doug figure out how to invest their tax return, he buys an ice cream truck from a stranger.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 34
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Home Cheapo

S09, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 34
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Affair Trade

S09, E02  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2006)
Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Offensive Fowl

S09, E08  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2007)
Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Catching Hell

S07, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2005)
Spence pretends to be Carrie's husband at a work event when a client finds Doug to be disagreeable; Arthur's upset he isn't the center of attention.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Ice Cubed

S07, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Carrie is overcome with guilt when she gets a digital music player for free because of the cashier's inattention.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Moxie Moron

S09, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2006)
Doug takes on a supervisory role at IPS to prove to Carrie that he is not content with being a driver for the rest of his life.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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Awful Bigamy

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 19, 2004)
When Holly is kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists she stay with him until she can find someplace new to live.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 21, 1998)
Doug Heffernan shares a house with his wife and father-in-law.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 34
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Wish Boned

S07, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Slippery Slope

S07, E21  (First Aired: May. 9, 2005)
When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Buy Curious

S07, E22  (First Aired: May. 18, 2005)
When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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King Pong

S06, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2003)
Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Ruff Goin'

S09, E05  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 2006)
Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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Dugan Groupie

S07, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
Jealous of Carrie's new job, Doug asks his boss for a promotion and gets put in charge of safety.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 10
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