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The Bernie Mac Show
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Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

  • Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac
  • Kellita Smith as Wanda Mac
  • Camille Winbush as Vanessa "Nessa" Tompkins
  • Jeremy Suarez as Jordan Tompkins
  • Dee Dee Davis as Bryanna "baby girl" Tompkins

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX
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Jack & Jacqueline

S04, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 2005)
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Manchild in Vanessa Land

S04, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2005)
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
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You Don't Know Squad

S04, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2005)
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
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You Got Served

S04, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2005)
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
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I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

S04, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 11, 2005)
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player'' and get the girl.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
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The Big Picture

S04, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2005)
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
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If I Were N-riched, Man

S01, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
Bernie's use of inappropriate language gets him in trouble with social services.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 10:00AM-10:38AM
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Carfool

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2002)
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 10:38AM-11:16AM
  • 185
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Bernie Mac Dance Party

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:16AM-11:53AM
  • 185
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Love Bug

S03, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2004)
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:53AM-12:30PM
  • 185
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Thanksgiving

S03, E22  (First Aired: Jun. 29, 2004)
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 12:30PM-1:08PM
  • 185
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Fumes of Détente

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 6, 2006)
When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 1:08PM-1:46PM
  • 185
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Exercise in Fertility

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 13, 2006)
After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 1:46PM-2:23PM
  • 185
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An Exercise in Fertility

S05, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 2006)
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 2:23PM-3:00PM
  • 185
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Wrestling With a Sticky Situation

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 3:00PM-3:40PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Father Knows Best

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 3:40PM-4:20PM
  • 185
  • Centric

The Big Payback

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2005)
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for school clothes, she decides to spend it all on an expensive pair of shoes.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 4:20PM-5:00PM
  • 185
  • Centric

The Music Mac

S04, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 2005)
When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Walk Like a Man

S04, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2005)
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Father Knows Best

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Wrestling With a Sticky Situation

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Marathon Mac

S05, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2005)
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa declares she will finish the race ahead of him.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

The Big Payback

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2005)
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for school clothes, she decides to spend it all on an expensive pair of shoes.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Car Wars

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2005)
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Night of Terror

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2005)
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself into believing that zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

For Whom the Belt Tolls

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2005)
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device, and its power corrupts her.
  • Thu 7/14
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2005)
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
  • Thu 7/14
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Fri 7/15
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Prison Break

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2005)
Bernie realizes his punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a total lockdown.
  • Fri 7/15
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Some Church Bull

S05, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2005)
In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
  • Fri 7/15
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3