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The Bernie Mac Show
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Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

  • Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac
  • Kellita Smith as Wanda Mac
  • Camille Winbush as Vanessa "Nessa" Tompkins
  • Jeremy Suarez as Jordan Tompkins
  • Dee Dee Davis as Bryanna "baby girl" Tompkins

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX
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Stop Having Sex

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 17, 2002)
Bernie grows uncomfortable with the level of sexuality that is becoming part of his children's lives.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 10:00AM-10:38AM
  • 185
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A Christmas Story

S01, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2001)
When Bryanna brings home a stray dog, the children hide it until Christmas Day, figuring Bernie will allow them to keep it.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 10:38AM-11:16AM
  • 185
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Fumes of Détente

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 6, 2006)
When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 11:16AM-11:53AM
  • 185
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Car Wars

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2005)
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 11:53AM-12:30PM
  • 185
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Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2005)
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 12:30PM-1:08PM
  • 185
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Prison Break

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2005)
Bernie realizes his punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a total lockdown.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 1:08PM-1:46PM
  • 185
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Fantasy Football

S05, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2006)
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together, but differing philosophies on player picks soon come between them as Jordan eventually leaves Bernie to get a higher ranking.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 1:46PM-2:23PM
  • 185
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What Would Jason Do

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2006)
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 2:23PM-3:00PM
  • 185
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Bar Mitzvah Crashers

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2006)
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:00PM-3:38PM
  • 185
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Never As Bad As the First Time

S05, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2006)
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:38PM-4:16PM
  • 185
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Who's Your Mama

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2006)
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 4:16PM-4:53PM
  • 185
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Growing Pains

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2006)
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 4:53PM-5:30PM
  • 185
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The Main Event

S01, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2001)
Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to bullies.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 10:00AM-10:38AM
  • 185
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Hot, Hot, Hot

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2002)
The air conditioner breaks on the hottest day of the year.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 10:38AM-11:17AM
  • 185
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The Big Picture

S04, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2005)
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 11:17AM-11:56AM
  • 185
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The Music Mac

S04, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 2005)
When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 11:56AM-12:35PM
  • 185
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The Main Event

S01, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2001)
Bernie teaches Jordan how to fight so that he can stand up to bullies.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 3:25AM-3:56AM
  • 185
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Hot, Hot, Hot

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2002)
The air conditioner breaks on the hottest day of the year.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 3:56AM-4:27AM
  • 185
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The Big Picture

S04, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2005)
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 4:27AM-4:58AM
  • 185
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The Music Mac

S04, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 2005)
When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 4:58AM-5:29AM
  • 185
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Spinning Wheels

S05, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2006)
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 5:29AM-6:00AM
  • 185
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Carfool

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2002)
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 3:33AM-4:10AM
  • 185
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Bernie's Angels

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2006)
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 4:10AM-4:47AM
  • 185
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Starting School

S01, E08  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2002)
Bernie tries to get the children ready for the first day of school.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 4:47AM-5:24AM
  • 185
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Here to Stay

S01, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2001)
Bernie learns the kids are staying long-term and sets ground rules.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 5:24AM-6:00AM
  • 185
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 10:00AM-10:38AM
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  • 11:16AM-11:53AM
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  • 11:53AM-12:30PM
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  • 12:30PM-1:08PM
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  • 1:08PM-1:46PM
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  • 1:46PM-2:23PM
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  • 2:23PM-3:00PM
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Handle Your Business

S01, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2002)
Bernie's weeklong stint on a local radio show leaves his family upset when he uses his private life to get laughs.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 2:30PM-3:05PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:00PM-3:38PM
  • 185
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The King and I

S01, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 2002)
Bernie decides to let Vanessa be responsible for the kids.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:05PM-3:40PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:38PM-4:16PM
  • 185
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Hall of Fame

S01, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2002)
Jordan joins the football team in hope of contributing a trophy to the family's awards shelf.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:40PM-4:15PM
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Back in the Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2002)
When heartburn sends him to the emergency room, Bernie resolves to beat his age by acting like he did in his youth.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:15PM-4:50PM
  • 55
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:16PM-4:53PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Lockdown

S01, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2002)
A break-in shakes Bernie and makes him go over the top in trying to protect his family.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:50PM-5:25PM
  • 55
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:53PM-5:30PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Mac 101

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
Bernie decides to firm up on disciplining the children.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 5:25PM-6:00PM
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If I Were N-riched, Man

S01, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
Bernie's use of inappropriate language gets him in trouble with social services.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 55
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Kelly's Heroes

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 8, 2002)
After breaking up with his girlfriend, poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's paternal authority.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Secrets and Lies

S01, E19  (First Aired: May. 1, 2002)
Exhausted Bernie begs Wanda to cancel dinner plans with another couple, but free Clippers tickets prompt him and Jordan to fake an emergency so they can get out of the house.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Sweet Home Chicago

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 15, 2002)
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but his cousin's (Don Cheadle) scheming mars the trip.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Sweet Home Chicago

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2002)
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
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