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The Bernie Mac Show
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Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

  • Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac
  • Kellita Smith as Wanda Mac
  • Camille Winbush as Vanessa "Nessa" Tompkins
  • Jeremy Suarez as Jordan Tompkins
  • Dee Dee Davis as Bryanna "baby girl" Tompkins

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX
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Stiff Upper Lip

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 2004)
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:00AM-10:38AM
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Manchild in Vanessa Land

S04, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2005)
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:38AM-11:16AM
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You Don't Know Squad

S04, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2005)
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:16AM-11:53AM
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You Got Served

S04, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2005)
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
  • Fri 9/2
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I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

S04, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 11, 2005)
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player'' and get the girl.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:30PM-1:08PM
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Walk Like a Man

S04, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2005)
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 1:08PM-1:46PM
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Some Church Bull

S05, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2005)
In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 1:46PM-2:23PM
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Sorely Missed

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 2005)
When Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids, Bernie decides they need some time alone.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 2:23PM-3:00PM
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Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope

S02, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2003)
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:00PM-3:38PM
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Meet the Grandparents

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2003)
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:38PM-4:16PM
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The Other Sister

S02, E20  (First Aired: May. 7, 2003)
Bernie's sister (Niecy Nash) undermines his authority with the children.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 4:16PM-4:53PM
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Laughing Matters

S03, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 21, 2003)
Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 4:53PM-5:30PM
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Mac Local 137

S02, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 6:00PM-6:35PM
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Sin Cup

S02, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 2003)
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 6:35PM-7:10PM
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Maid Man

S02, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2003)
Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 7:10PM-7:45PM
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The Sweet Life

S02, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002)
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 7:45PM-8:20PM
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Tryptophan-tasy

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 8:20PM-8:55PM
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Welcome to the Jungle

S02, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2002)
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 1:20PM-1:55PM
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Bernie Mac Dance Party

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 1:55PM-2:30PM
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Nut Job

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2003)
Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 2:30PM-3:05PM
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Magic Jordan

S02, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2003)
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 3:05PM-3:40PM
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Chess Wars

S02, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2003)
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 3:40PM-4:15PM
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The Incredible Bulk

S02, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2003)
Bernie starts buying everything in bulk, including junk food; Wanda locks up the junk food in a shed.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 4:15PM-4:50PM
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Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope

S02, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2003)
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 4:50PM-5:25PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Fri 9/9
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Leaving Los Angeles

S02, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2003)
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 1:20PM-1:55PM
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Raging Election

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2003)
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 1:55PM-2:30PM
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Meet the Grandparents

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2003)
Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 2:30PM-3:05PM
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The Other Sister

S02, E20  (First Aired: May. 7, 2003)
Bernie's sister (Niecy Nash) undermines his authority with the children.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 3:05PM-3:40PM
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Pink Gold

S02, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2003)
Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on ``The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.''
  • Sun 9/11
  • 3:40PM-4:15PM
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For a Few Dollars More

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2003)
Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 4:15PM-4:50PM
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Love Thy Nephew

S03, E02  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2003)
When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 4:50PM-5:25PM
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Thanksgiving

S03, E22  (First Aired: Jun. 29, 2004)
Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 5:25PM-6:00PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Tue 9/13
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