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The Bernie Mac Show
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Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

  • Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac
  • Kellita Smith as Wanda Mac
  • Camille Winbush as Vanessa "Nessa" Tompkins
  • Jeremy Suarez as Jordan Tompkins
  • Dee Dee Davis as Bryanna "baby girl" Tompkins

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX
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You Got Served

S04, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2005)
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
  • Tue 9/27
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I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

S04, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 11, 2005)
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player'' and get the girl.
  • Tue 9/27
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The Big Picture

S04, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2005)
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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The Music Mac

S04, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 2005)
When Vanessa surprises everyone with her musical talent, Isaac Hayes offers Bernie advice on how to nurture it.
  • Tue 9/27
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Walk Like a Man

S04, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2005)
Bernie sees children walking to school on their own and decides it is time for Jordan to do the same, despite Wanda's objections.
  • Tue 9/27
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Some Church Bull

S05, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2005)
In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
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Sorely Missed

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 2005)
When Bernie and Wanda find themselves spending all of their time with the kids, Bernie decides they need some time alone.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
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Fumes of Détente

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 6, 2006)
When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
  • Tue 9/27
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Exercise in Fertility

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 13, 2006)
After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.
  • Tue 9/27
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Hall of Fame

S01, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2002)
Jordan joins the football team in hope of contributing a trophy to the family's awards shelf.
  • Fri 9/30
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Back in the Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2002)
When heartburn sends him to the emergency room, Bernie resolves to beat his age by acting like he did in his youth.
  • Fri 9/30
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Lockdown

S01, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2002)
A break-in shakes Bernie and makes him go over the top in trying to protect his family.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:20AM-12:00PM
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Mac 101

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
Bernie decides to firm up on disciplining the children.
  • Fri 9/30
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If I Were N-riched, Man

S01, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
Bernie's use of inappropriate language gets him in trouble with social services.
  • Fri 9/30
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Kelly's Heroes

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 8, 2002)
After breaking up with his girlfriend, poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's paternal authority.
  • Fri 9/30
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Secrets and Lies

S01, E19  (First Aired: May. 1, 2002)
Exhausted Bernie begs Wanda to cancel dinner plans with another couple, but free Clippers tickets prompt him and Jordan to fake an emergency so they can get out of the house.
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Sweet Home Chicago

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 15, 2002)
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but his cousin's (Don Cheadle) scheming mars the trip.
  • Fri 9/30
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Sweet Home Chicago

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2002)
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
  • Fri 9/30
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An Exercise in Fertility

S05, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 2006)
Bernie and Wanda focus on having a baby, neglecting the children they already have.
  • Fri 9/30
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Marathon Mac

S05, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2005)
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa declares she will finish the race ahead of him.
  • Fri 9/30
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Wrestling With a Sticky Situation

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
  • Fri 9/30
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Father Knows Best

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
  • Fri 9/30
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The Big Payback

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2005)
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for school clothes, she decides to spend it all on an expensive pair of shoes.
  • Fri 9/30
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Night of Terror

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2005)
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself into believing that zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
  • Fri 9/30
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Car Wars

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2005)
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
  • Sun 10/2
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For Whom the Belt Tolls

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2005)
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device, and its power corrupts her.
  • Sun 10/2
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Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2005)
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
  • Sun 10/2
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Prison Break

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2005)
Bernie realizes his punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a total lockdown.
  • Sun 10/2
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Fantasy Football

S05, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2006)
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together, but differing philosophies on player picks soon come between them as Jordan eventually leaves Bernie to get a higher ranking.
  • Sun 10/2
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What Would Jason Do

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2006)
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
  • Sun 10/2
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Spinning Wheels

S05, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2006)
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Bar Mitzvah Crashers

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2006)
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
  • Sun 10/2
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Never As Bad As the First Time

S05, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2006)
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Mon 10/3
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Who's Your Mama

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2006)
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 3:40PM-4:15PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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Growing Pains

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2006)
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 4:15PM-4:50PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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Bernie's Angels

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2006)
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 4:50PM-5:25PM
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A comic (Bernie Mac) and his wife unexpectedly must raise his sister's three children.
  • Mon 10/3
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Now You Got It

S01, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Bernie plays host for Bryana's birthday at his home.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Starting School

S01, E08  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2002)
Bernie tries to get the children ready for the first day of school.
  • Mon 10/3
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
  • Tue 10/4
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