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The Bernie Mac Show
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Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

  • Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac
  • Kellita Smith as Wanda Mac
  • Camille Winbush as Vanessa "Nessa" Tompkins
  • Jeremy Suarez as Jordan Tompkins
  • Dee Dee Davis as Bryanna "baby girl" Tompkins

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX
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Secrets and Lies

S01, E19  (First Aired: May. 1, 2002)
Exhausted Bernie begs Wanda to cancel dinner plans with another couple, but free Clippers tickets prompt him and Jordan to fake an emergency so they can get out of the house.
  • Thu 5/26
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Kelly's Heroes

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 8, 2002)
After breaking up with his girlfriend, poker buddy Kelly moves into the Mac household and infringes on Bernie's paternal authority.
  • Thu 5/26
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Make Room for Caddy

S03, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2004)
Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 12:00PM-12:40PM
  • 185
  • Centric

The Getaway

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2004)
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 12:40PM-1:20PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Saving Sergeant Tompkins

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2004)
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 1:20PM-2:00PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Droobie or Not Droobie

S03, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2004)
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 2:00PM-2:40PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Hair Jordan

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 2004)
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner (Charlie Robinson) throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 2:40PM-3:20PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Road to Tradition

S03, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2003)
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 3:20PM-4:00PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Sweet Home Chicago

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 15, 2002)
Bernie takes the entire family to Chicago for the funeral of a beloved uncle, but his cousin's (Don Cheadle) scheming mars the trip.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Sweet Home Chicago

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2002)
Instead of touring Chicago with the others, Vanessa attempts to meet up with her mother.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Keep It on the Short Grass

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 18, 2002)
Bernie creates a public relations disaster while facing off with Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless in a charity golf tournament.
  • Mon 5/30
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Goodbye, Dolly

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2002)
Bernie makes a midnight run to retrieve Bryanna's lost doll.
  • Mon 5/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Carfool

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2002)
The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Mac Local 137

S02, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2005)
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 55
  • MTV 2
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  • 740
  • CMTV2HD

Prison Break

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2005)
Bernie realizes his punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a total lockdown.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 55
  • MTV 2
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  •  
  • 740
  • CMTV2HD

Welcome to the Jungle

S02, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2002)
Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Bernie Mac Dance Party

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Tryptophan-tasy

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

The United Front

S02, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2002)
Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

It's Mac-ademic

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2004)
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 12:00PM-12:38PM
  • 185
  • Centric

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Fun

S03, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 2004)
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 12:38PM-1:16PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Five Stages of Bryana

S03, E20  (First Aired: Jun. 15, 2004)
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 1:16PM-1:53PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Easy Rider

S03, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2004)
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 1:53PM-2:30PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Being Bernie Mac

S04, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2004)
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 2:30PM-3:06PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Mac Overdrive

S04, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2004)
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 3:06PM-3:42PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Stiff Upper Lip

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 2004)
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 3:42PM-4:18PM
  • 185
  • Centric

My Privacy

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2005)
Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 4:18PM-4:54PM
  • 185
  • Centric

Who Gives This Bride

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2005)
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 4:54PM-5:30PM
  • 185
  • Centric

The Sweet Life

S02, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002)
Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Sin Cup

S02, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 2003)
Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope

S02, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2003)
Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Magic Jordan

S02, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2003)
Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Raging Election

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2003)
Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Leaving Los Angeles

S02, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2003)
Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Pink Gold

S02, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2003)
Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on ``The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.''
  • Wed 6/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Chess Wars

S02, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2003)
Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3