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The Bernie Mac Show
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Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

  • Bernie Mac as Bernie Mac
  • Kellita Smith as Wanda Mac
  • Camille Winbush as Vanessa "Nessa" Tompkins
  • Jeremy Suarez as Jordan Tompkins
  • Dee Dee Davis as Bryanna "baby girl" Tompkins

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three kids -- naive Bryanna, nerdy Jordan and teenager Vanessa -- en route to rehab. His views on child rearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX
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Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday

S03, E21  (First Aired: Jun. 22, 2004)
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
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Jack & Jacqueline

S04, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 2005)
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.
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Fantasy Football

S05, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2006)
Bernie and Jordan join a fantasy football league together, but differing philosophies on player picks soon come between them as Jordan eventually leaves Bernie to get a higher ranking.
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You Got Served

S04, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2005)
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.
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That Old Mac Magic

S03, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2004)
``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.
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Bar Mitzvah Crashers

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2006)
Bernie pushes Jordan to hang out with the new kid next door to expand his cultural horizons.
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You Don't Know Squad

S04, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2005)
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.
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Mac-Inations

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2004)
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
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Prison Break

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2005)
Bernie realizes his punishment system is no longer effective, so he puts the kids into a total lockdown.
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Marathon Mac

S05, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2005)
When Bernie agrees to participate in a celebrity marathon, Vanessa declares she will finish the race ahead of him.
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Being Bernie Mac

S04, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2004)
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
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What Would Jason Do

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2006)
Bernie coaches Vanessa's prom date on how to win her heart.
  • Wed 5/31
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The Big Payback

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2005)
When Bernie gives Vanessa money for school clothes, she decides to spend it all on an expensive pair of shoes.
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Mac Overdrive

S04, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2004)
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
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Spinning Wheels

S05, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2006)
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
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Father Knows Best

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When a man arrives from Chicago claiming to be Bryana's father, Bernie is cautiously supportive.
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My Privacy

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2005)
Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
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Who's Your Mama

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2006)
Bryan moves in and strives to be a perfect housekeeper when Wanda leaves on a business trip.
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Wrestling With a Sticky Situation

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2005)
When Jordan joins the wrestling team, he overeats and finds himself in a weight class in which he is outmatched.
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Stiff Upper Lip

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 2004)
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
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Never As Bad As the First Time

S05, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2006)
Jordan dates a good-looking cheerleader, surprising everyone.
  • Fri 6/2
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Nerdy Mac

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jan. 21, 2005)
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school, but she is so far behind that they threaten to move her back a grade.
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Growing Pains

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2006)
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
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Car Wars

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2005)
Curtis offers to help fix Vanessa's new car, but Bernie thinks he has an ulterior motive.
  • Sun 6/4
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Who Gives This Bride

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2005)
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.
  • Sun 6/4
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Bernie's Angels

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2006)
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
  • Sun 6/4
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For Whom the Belt Tolls

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2005)
Wanda learns about Bernie's secret discipline-keeping device, and its power corrupts her.
  • Sun 6/4
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Manchild in Vanessa Land

S04, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2005)
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.
  • Sun 6/4
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Now You Got It

S01, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Bernie plays host for Bryana's birthday at his home.
  • Sun 6/4
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Night of Terror

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2005)
While baby-sitting Bryana, Jordan watches a horror movie and scares himself into believing that zombies are trying to kill him and Bryana.
  • Sun 6/4
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Stone Nuts

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jan. 28, 2005)
Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd and, after taking Bernie's advice, winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.
  • Sun 6/4
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A comic (Bernie Mac) and his wife unexpectedly must raise his sister's three children.
  • Sun 6/4
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Pop Pop Goes the Weasel

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2005)
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
  • Sun 6/4
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
A couple raises his sister's three kids while she's in rehab.
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