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Thanksgiving Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.

Fri 11/27 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Fri 11/27 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Fun Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.

Sat 11/28 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Sat 11/28 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

It's Mac-ademic Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.

Mon 11/30 2:00-2:30pm 31 FX Mon 11/30 2:00-2:30pm 414 FX Mon 11/30 2:00-2:30pm 1829 FXHD

The Getaway The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.

Mon 11/30 2:30-3:00pm 31 FX Mon 11/30 2:30-3:00pm 414 FX Mon 11/30 2:30-3:00pm 1829 FXHD

Easy Rider A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.

Mon 11/30 4:00-4:30pm 31 FX Mon 11/30 4:00-4:30pm 414 FX Mon 11/30 4:00-4:30pm 1829 FXHD

Who's That Lady? Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.

Mon 11/30 4:30-5:00pm 31 FX Mon 11/30 4:30-5:00pm 414 FX Mon 11/30 4:30-5:00pm 1829 FXHD

Make Room for Caddy Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.

Tue 12/1 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Tue 12/1 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Easy Rider A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.

Tue 12/1 12:30-1:00pm 31 FX Tue 12/1 12:30-1:00pm 414 FX Tue 12/1 12:30-1:00pm 1829 FXHD

Who's That Lady? Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.

Tue 12/1 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Tue 12/1 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Tue 12/1 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

Mac-Inations Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.

Tue 12/1 1:30-2:00pm 31 FX Tue 12/1 1:30-2:00pm 414 FX Tue 12/1 1:30-2:00pm 1829 FXHD

That Old Mac Magic ``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.

Tue 12/1 2:00-2:30pm 31 FX Tue 12/1 2:00-2:30pm 414 FX Tue 12/1 2:00-2:30pm 1829 FXHD

Saving Sergeant Tompkins Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.

Wed 12/2 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Wed 12/2 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Mac-Inations Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.

Wed 12/2 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Wed 12/2 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Wed 12/2 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

That Old Mac Magic ``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.

Wed 12/2 1:30-2:00pm 31 FX Wed 12/2 1:30-2:00pm 414 FX Wed 12/2 1:30-2:00pm 1829 FXHD

The Talk Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.

Wed 12/2 3:00-3:30pm 31 FX Wed 12/2 3:00-3:30pm 414 FX Wed 12/2 3:00-3:30pm 1829 FXHD

Five Stages of Bryana Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.

Wed 12/2 3:30-4:00pm 31 FX Wed 12/2 3:30-4:00pm 414 FX Wed 12/2 3:30-4:00pm 1829 FXHD

It's Mac-ademic Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.

Thu 12/3 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Thu 12/3 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

The Talk Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.

Thu 12/3 2:00-2:30pm 31 FX Thu 12/3 2:00-2:30pm 414 FX Thu 12/3 2:00-2:30pm 1829 FXHD

Five Stages of Bryana Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.

Thu 12/3 2:30-3:00pm 31 FX Thu 12/3 2:30-3:00pm 414 FX Thu 12/3 2:30-3:00pm 1829 FXHD

Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.

Thu 12/3 4:00-4:30pm 31 FX Thu 12/3 4:00-4:30pm 414 FX Thu 12/3 4:00-4:30pm 1829 FXHD

Big Brother Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.

Thu 12/3 4:30-5:00pm 31 FX Thu 12/3 4:30-5:00pm 414 FX Thu 12/3 4:30-5:00pm 1829 FXHD

The Getaway The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.

Fri 12/4 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Fri 12/4 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.

Fri 12/4 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Fri 12/4 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Fri 12/4 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

Big Brother Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.

Fri 12/4 1:30-2:00pm 31 FX Fri 12/4 1:30-2:00pm 414 FX Fri 12/4 1:30-2:00pm 1829 FXHD

Stiff Upper Lip Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.

Fri 12/4 3:00-3:30pm 31 FX Fri 12/4 3:00-3:30pm 414 FX Fri 12/4 3:00-3:30pm 1829 FXHD

Being Bernie Mac Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.

Fri 12/4 3:30-4:00pm 31 FX Fri 12/4 3:30-4:00pm 414 FX Fri 12/4 3:30-4:00pm 1829 FXHD

Easy Rider A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.

Sat 12/5 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Sat 12/5 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Stiff Upper Lip Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.

Sat 12/5 9:00-9:30am 31 FX Sat 12/5 9:00-9:30am 414 FX Sat 12/5 9:00-9:30am 1829 FXHD

Being Bernie Mac Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.

Sat 12/5 9:30-10:00am 31 FX Sat 12/5 9:30-10:00am 414 FX Sat 12/5 9:30-10:00am 1829 FXHD

Mac Overdrive Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.

Mon 12/7 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Mon 12/7 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Mon 12/7 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

My Privacy Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.

Mon 12/7 1:30-2:00pm 31 FX Mon 12/7 1:30-2:00pm 414 FX Mon 12/7 1:30-2:00pm 1829 FXHD

Who's That Lady? Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.

Tue 12/8 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Tue 12/8 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Mac Overdrive Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.

Tue 12/8 12:30-1:00pm 31 FX Tue 12/8 12:30-1:00pm 414 FX Tue 12/8 12:30-1:00pm 1829 FXHD

My Privacy Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.

Tue 12/8 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Tue 12/8 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Tue 12/8 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

Who Gives This Bride Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.

Tue 12/8 3:00-3:30pm 31 FX Tue 12/8 3:00-3:30pm 414 FX Tue 12/8 3:00-3:30pm 1829 FXHD

Stone Nuts Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd and, after taking Bernie's advice, winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.

Tue 12/8 3:30-4:00pm 31 FX Tue 12/8 3:30-4:00pm 414 FX Tue 12/8 3:30-4:00pm 1829 FXHD

Mac-Inations Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.

Wed 12/9 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Wed 12/9 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Who Gives This Bride Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.

Wed 12/9 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Wed 12/9 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Wed 12/9 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

Stone Nuts Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd and, after taking Bernie's advice, winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.

Wed 12/9 1:30-2:00pm 31 FX Wed 12/9 1:30-2:00pm 414 FX Wed 12/9 1:30-2:00pm 1829 FXHD

Jack & Jacqueline Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.

Wed 12/9 3:00-3:30pm 31 FX Wed 12/9 3:00-3:30pm 414 FX Wed 12/9 3:00-3:30pm 1829 FXHD

Manchild in Vanessa Land Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.

Wed 12/9 3:30-4:00pm 31 FX Wed 12/9 3:30-4:00pm 414 FX Wed 12/9 3:30-4:00pm 1829 FXHD

That Old Mac Magic ``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.

Thu 12/10 12:00-12:30am 4 WNYA Thu 12/10 12:00-12:30am 1804 WNYACAB

Jack & Jacqueline Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.

Thu 12/10 1:00-1:30am 31 FX Thu 12/10 1:00-1:30am 414 FX Thu 12/10 1:00-1:30am 1829 FXHD

Manchild in Vanessa Land Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.

Thu 12/10 1:30-2:00am 31 FX Thu 12/10 1:30-2:00am 414 FX Thu 12/10 1:30-2:00am 1829 FXHD

You Don't Know Squad Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.

Thu 12/10 12:00-12:30pm 31 FX Thu 12/10 12:00-12:30pm 414 FX Thu 12/10 12:00-12:30pm 1829 FXHD

You Got Served Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.

Thu 12/10 12:30-1:00pm 31 FX Thu 12/10 12:30-1:00pm 414 FX Thu 12/10 12:30-1:00pm 1829 FXHD

I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player'' and get the girl.

Thu 12/10 1:00-1:30pm 31 FX Thu 12/10 1:00-1:30pm 414 FX Thu 12/10 1:00-1:30pm 1829 FXHD

The Big Picture Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.

Thu 12/10 1:30-2:00pm 31 FX Thu 12/10 1:30-2:00pm 414 FX Thu 12/10 1:30-2:00pm 1829 FXHD