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Cast of 'South Park'

  • Trey Parker as Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Mackey/Stephen Abootman/Phillip
  • Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski/Craig Tucker/Butters/Terrance

South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Volcano

S01, E02  (First Aired: Aug. 20, 1997)
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
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Poor and Stupid

S14, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2010)
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
  • Sat 10/1
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The Entity

S05, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2001)
Kyle's unpopular cousin creates friction.
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Rainforest Schmainforest

S03, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1999)
The boys develop a new-found respect for nature.
  • Sat 10/1
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Canada on Strike!

S12, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2008)
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
  • Sat 10/1
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Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

S02, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 1998)
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
  • Sat 10/1
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The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Mon 10/3
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Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

S02, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 1998)
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
  • Tue 10/4
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Quintuplets 2000

S04, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2000)
A family of quintuplets attracts media attention.
  • Tue 10/4
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Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
  • Wed 10/5
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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

S03, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 29, 1999)
The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
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Spontaneous Combustion

S03, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1999)
Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
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Conjoined Fetus Lady

S02, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 3, 1998)
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
  • Wed 10/5
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The Passion of the Jew

S08, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
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4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
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Grey Dawn

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2003)
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
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Ginger Cow

S17, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2013)
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
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The Death Camp of Tolerance

S06, E16  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
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Eek, a Penis!

S12, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2008)
Cartman has a gift for reaching difficult kids.
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
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Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
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Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
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Succubus

S03, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 1999)
Chef's mother arrives after he decides to get married.
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Butters' Bottom Bitch

S13, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2009)
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
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Tweek vs. Craig

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 23, 1999)
The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
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Tweek x Craig

S19, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2015)
The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.
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The F Word

S13, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2009)
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
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Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
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W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 21, 2000)
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
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More Crap

S11, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2007)
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
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Margaritaville

S13, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 2009)
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

S14, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2010)
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
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Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
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Skank Hunt

S20, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2016)
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
  • Thu 10/6
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Wing

S09, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2005)
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
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Preschool

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.
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Super Fun Time

S12, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2008)
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
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Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
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Skank Hunt

S20, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2016)
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
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The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Thu 10/6
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Red Badge of Gayness

S03, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 1999)
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
  • Fri 10/7
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Erection Day

S09, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2005)
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
  • Fri 10/7
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T.M.I.

S15, E04  (First Aired: May. 18, 2011)
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
  • Fri 10/7
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Chickenpox

S02, E10  (First Aired: Aug. 26, 1998)
The boys' parents try to expose them to chickenpox.
  • Sat 10/8
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Lice Capades

S11, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2007)
Confidentiality about who has head lice forces Cartman to find ways to detect who has them himself.
  • Sat 10/8
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A Ladder to Heaven

S06, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
The boys build a ladder to heaven in search of Kenny.
  • Sat 10/8
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Going Native

S16, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2012)
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
  • Mon 10/10
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A History Channel Thanksgiving

S15, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2011)
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
  • Mon 10/10
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Red Man's Greed

S07, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2003)
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
  • Mon 10/10
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Cherokee Hair Tampons

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 28, 2000)
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
  • Mon 10/10
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The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Tue 10/11
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Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
  • Tue 10/11
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The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

S04, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2000)
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.
  • Tue 10/11
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How to Eat With Your Butt

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
  • Wed 10/12
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City on the Edge of Forever

S02, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 17, 1998)
The South Park Elementary school bus crashes.
  • Wed 10/12
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
  • Wed 10/12
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Miss Teacher B... a Boy

S10, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2006)
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
  • Wed 10/12
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The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Wed 10/12
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Breast Cancer Show Ever

S12, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2008)
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
  • Wed 10/12
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TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Wed 10/12
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You Have 0 Friends

S14, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2010)
Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.
  • Wed 10/12
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Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.
  • Wed 10/12
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Dances with Smurfs

S13, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2009)
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
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AWESOM-O

S08, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2004)
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
  • Wed 10/12
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Dead Celebrities

S13, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2009)
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
  • Wed 10/12
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Fat Butt and Pancake Head

S07, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2003)
Cartman is forced to deal with the pressures of stardom.
  • Wed 10/12
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Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Wed 10/12
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All About Mormons

S07, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2003)
A nice Mormon family moves to South Park.
  • Wed 10/12
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Towelie

S05, E08  (First Aired: Aug. 8, 2001)
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
  • Wed 10/12
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1 Percent

S15, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2011)
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
  • Wed 10/12
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Good Times With Weapons

S08, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2004)
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
  • Wed 10/12
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Insheeption

S14, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2010)
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
  • Wed 10/12
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Whale W...

S13, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2009)
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
  • Wed 10/12
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Over Logging

S12, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2008)
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
  • Wed 10/12
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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S09, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005)
Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.
  • Wed 10/12
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Sexual Harassment Panda

S03, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 7, 1999)
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
  • Wed 10/12
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The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Wed 10/12
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S20, E04 
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Ginger Kids

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2005)
Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.
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The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 4:05AM-4:35AM
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You're Getting Old

S15, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 8, 2011)
Stan's world view starts to change as well as his friendships just after his 10th birthday.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 10:21AM-10:53AM
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Ass Burgers

S15, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2011)
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 10:53AM-11:23AM
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Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 11:23AM-11:56AM
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God God Go I & XII

(First Aired: Jan. 27, 2013)
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 1:30PM-2:30PM
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Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

S04, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 19, 2000)
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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Probably

S04, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 26, 2000)
Satan is torn between two lovers.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 3:30PM-4:01PM
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Lil' Crime Stoppers

S07, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2003)
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 4:01PM-4:33PM
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Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 4:33PM-5:05PM
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Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 7:37PM-8:08PM
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No Episode Title

S20, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2016)
  • Thu 10/13
  • 8:08PM-8:40PM
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Christian Rock Hard

S07, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2003)
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
  • Fri 10/14
  • 12:31AM-1:03AM
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Jewpacabra

S16, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 4, 2012)
When Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature in the woods, the town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy.
  • Sat 10/15
  • 8:10AM-8:45AM
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