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Cast of 'South Park'

  • Trey Parker as Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Mackey/Stephen Abootman/Phillip
  • Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski/Craig Tucker/Butters/Terrance

South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S09, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005)
Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.
  • Tue 2/28
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Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Tue 2/28
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Dances with Smurfs

S13, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2009)
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
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Bloody Mary

S09, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2005)
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Wed 3/1
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Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Wed 3/1
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Rainforest Schmainforest

S03, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1999)
The boys develop a new-found respect for nature.
  • Wed 3/1
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Chickenpox

S02, E10  (First Aired: Aug. 26, 1998)
The boys' parents try to expose them to chickenpox.
  • Wed 3/1
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Insecurity

S16, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2012)
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
  • Wed 3/1
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Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
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A Scause for Applause

S16, E13  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2012)
A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
  • Wed 3/1
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Cartman Sucks

S11, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2007)
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
  • Wed 3/1
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Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

S04, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2000)
The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
  • Wed 3/1
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4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
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Fat Camp

S04, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2000)
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
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AWESOM-O

S08, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2004)
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
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TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
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Quest for Ratings

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2004)
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
  • Wed 3/1
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Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
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The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

S14, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2010)
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
  • Wed 3/1
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Follow That Egg!

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
  • Thu 3/2
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Starvin' Marvin in Space

S03, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1999)
The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.
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Up the Down Steroid

S08, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2004)
Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.
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Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
  • Thu 3/2
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Tweek vs. Craig

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 23, 1999)
The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
  • Fri 3/3
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Medicinal Fried Chicken

S14, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2010)
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
  • Fri 3/3
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Volcano

S01, E02  (First Aired: Aug. 20, 1997)
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
  • Fri 3/3
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Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
  • Fri 3/3
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The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Fri 3/3
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Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
  • Fri 3/3
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Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

S02, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 1998)
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
  • Fri 3/3
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Canada on Strike!

S12, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2008)
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
  • Fri 3/3
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Taming Strange

S17, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2013)
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
  • Fri 3/3
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Freemium Isn't Free

S18, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2014)
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
  • Fri 3/3
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The Magic Bush

S18, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2014)
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
  • Fri 3/3
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Grounded Vindaloop

S18, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2014)
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
  • Fri 3/3
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It's a Jersey Thing

S14, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2010)
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
  • Sat 3/4
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Raising The Bar

S16, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2012)
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
  • Sat 3/4
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A Ladder to Heaven

S06, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
The boys build a ladder to heaven in search of Kenny.
  • Sat 3/4
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Stanley's Cup

S10, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2006)
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
  • Sat 3/4
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Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
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The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
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The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Sat 3/4
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T.M.I.

S15, E04  (First Aired: May. 18, 2011)
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
  • Sat 3/4
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Miss Teacher B... a Boy

S10, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2006)
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
  • Sat 3/4
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Professor Chaos

S06, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2002)
Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
  • Sun 3/5
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Simpsons Already Did It

S06, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2002)
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
  • Sun 3/5
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South Park Is Gay

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2003)
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
  • Sun 3/5
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Breast Cancer Show Ever

S12, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2008)
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
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Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Sun 3/5
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Something You Can Do With Your Finger

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 12, 2000)
Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band.
  • Sun 3/5
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The Cissy

S18, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2014)
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
  • Sun 3/5
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Chickenlover

S02, E04  (First Aired: May. 27, 1998)
A crime wave sweeps through South Park.
  • Mon 3/6
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Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
  • Mon 3/6
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Skank Hunt

S20, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2016)
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
  • Mon 3/6
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I'm a Little Bit Country

S07, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2003)
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
  • Mon 3/6
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Scott Tenorman Must Die

S05, E04  (First Aired: Jul. 11, 2001)
Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.
  • Mon 3/6
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With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

S11, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2007)
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
  • Mon 3/6
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Broadway Bro Down

S15, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2011)
Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical.
  • Mon 3/6
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How to Eat With Your Butt

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
  • Tue 3/7
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Proper Condom Use

S05, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
  • Tue 3/7
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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

S03, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 21, 1999)
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
  • Tue 3/7
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Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

S17, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2013)
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
  • Tue 3/7
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The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Tue 3/7
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Wieners Out

S20, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2016)
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
  • Tue 3/7
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Jewbilee

S03, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 28, 1999)
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
  • Wed 3/8
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Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Wed 3/8
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Ike's Wee Wee

S02, E03  (First Aired: May. 20, 1998)
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 11:58AM-12:31PM
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Jakovasaurs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
  • Wed 3/8
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The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

S04, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2000)
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:04PM-1:37PM
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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

S06, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2002)
All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
  • Wed 3/8
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Funnybot

S15, E02  (First Aired: May. 4, 2011)
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
  • Wed 3/8
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The Death Camp of Tolerance

S06, E16  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
  • Wed 3/8
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W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Wed 3/8
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Die Hippie, Die

S09, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2005)
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
  • Wed 3/8
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Douche and a Danish

S20, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2016)
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
  • Wed 3/8
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Fort Collins

S20, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2016)
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
  • Wed 3/8
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Reverse Cowgirl

S16, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2012)
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.
  • Wed 3/8
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Chef Goes Nanners

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jul. 5, 2000)
Chef protests the South Park flag.
  • Wed 3/8
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Trapped in the Closet

S09, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
  • Wed 3/8
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Ginger Kids

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2005)
Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 12:16AM-12:49AM
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

S06, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 2:25AM-2:55AM
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Pee

S13, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2009)
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 2:43PM-3:12PM
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 3:12PM-3:46PM
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Timmy 2000

S04, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2000)
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 3:46PM-4:20PM
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Oh, Jeez

S20, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2016)
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 4:35PM-5:10PM
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Members Only

S20, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2016)
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 5:10PM-5:45PM
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Crack Baby Athletic Association

S15, E05  (First Aired: May. 25, 2011)
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S09, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2005)
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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C... Magic

S18, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2014)
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 12:31AM-1:04AM
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Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 1:04AM-1:37AM
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Damien

S01, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 1998)
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
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The Coon

S13, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2009)
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 3:46PM-4:20PM
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Not Funny

S20, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2016)
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 4:35PM-5:10PM
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The End of Serialization as We Know It

S20, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2016)
Cartman finally understands why Heidi wants him to get to Mars.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 5:10PM-5:45PM
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Butt Out

S07, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2003)
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 7:54PM-8:27PM
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You Have 0 Friends

S14, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2010)
Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 8:27PM-9:00PM
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Faith Hilling

S16, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2012)
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Goobacks

S08, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2004)
Immigrants from the future cause problems in South Park.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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The Return of Chef!

S10, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2006)
The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 8:15AM-8:48AM
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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

S03, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 29, 1999)
The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 8:48AM-9:21AM
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Douche and Turd

S08, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 2004)
Cartman and Kyle have opposing ideas for a school mascot.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 9:21AM-9:54AM
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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 9:54AM-10:27AM
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Freak Strike

S06, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2002)
The boys compete to appear on a talk show.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 10:27AM-11:00AM
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Ginger Cow

S17, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2013)
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 11:00AM-11:33AM
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Child Abduction Is Not Funny

S06, E12  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2002)
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 11:33AM-12:05PM
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Fun With Veal

S06, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 12:05PM-12:38PM
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City Sushi

S15, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 1, 2011)
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 12:38PM-1:10PM
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Smug Alert!

S10, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2006)
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
  • Sun 3/12
  • 3:45PM-4:16PM
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Manbearpig

S10, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2006)
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
  • Sun 3/12
  • 4:16PM-4:51PM
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Gluten Free Ebola

S18, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2014)
South Park goes gluten free.
  • Sun 3/12
  • 4:51PM-5:25PM
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