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Cast of 'South Park'

  • Trey Parker as Stan Marsh/Eric Cartman/Mr. Mackey/Stephen Abootman/Phillip
  • Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski/Craig Tucker/Butters/Terrance

South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Dead Celebrities

S13, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2009)
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
  • Fri 6/22
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Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

S02, E11  (First Aired: Sep. 2, 1998)
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in ``Les Miserables.''
  • Fri 6/22
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Clubhouses

S02, E12  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 1998)
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
  • Fri 6/22
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TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Fri 6/22
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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S09, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2005)
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
  • Fri 6/22
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The Passion of the Jew

S08, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
  • Fri 6/22
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Child Abduction Is Not Funny

S06, E12  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2002)
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
  • Sun 6/24
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Professor Chaos

S06, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2002)
Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
  • Sun 6/24
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Simpsons Already Did It

S06, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2002)
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
  • Sun 6/24
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Handicar

S18, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2014)
Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.
  • Mon 6/25
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The Death Camp of Tolerance

S06, E16  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
  • Mon 6/25
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South Park Is Gay

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2003)
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
  • Mon 6/25
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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
  • Mon 6/25
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Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
  • Mon 6/25
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I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

S16, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2012)
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
  • Tue 6/26
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Smug Alert!

S10, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2006)
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
  • Tue 6/26
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Let Go, Let Gov

S17, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2013)
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
  • Tue 6/26
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A Ladder to Heaven

S06, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
The boys build a ladder to heaven in search of Kenny.
  • Tue 6/26
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Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

S03, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 21, 1999)
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
  • Tue 6/26
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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

S01, E01  (First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
Aliens kidnap Kyle's little brother.
  • Tue 6/26
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C... Magic

S18, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2014)
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
  • Wed 6/27
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Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Wed 6/27
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Die Hippie, Die

S09, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2005)
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
  • Wed 6/27
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Ike's Wee Wee

S02, E03  (First Aired: May. 20, 1998)
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
  • Wed 6/27
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Summer Sucks

S02, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 24, 1998)
A fireworks ban threatens Fourth of July festivities.
  • Wed 6/27
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Weight Gain 4000

S01, E03  (First Aired: Aug. 27, 1997)
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
  • Wed 6/27
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My Future Self 'n' Me

S06, E18  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2002)
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
  • Wed 6/27
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Krazy Kripples

S07, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2003)
Jimmy and Timmy join up with the notorious Denver Crips.
  • Wed 6/27
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W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Wed 6/27
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The Last of the Meheecans

S15, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2011)
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
  • Wed 6/27
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Sons a Witches

S21, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2017)
At the annual Halloween get-together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in town.
  • Wed 6/27
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Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
  • Wed 6/27
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Taming Strange

S17, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2013)
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
  • Wed 6/27
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The Ungroundable

S12, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2008)
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
  • Wed 6/27
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Here Comes the Neighborhood

S05, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2001)
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
  • Wed 6/27
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Freemium Isn't Free

S18, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2014)
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
  • Wed 6/27
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The Black Friday Trilogy

(First Aired: Mar. 3, 2014)
The epic conclusion to the ``Game of Thrones'' parody.
  • Wed 6/27
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Pinewood Derby

S13, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
  • Thu 6/28
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Cartman Finds Love

S16, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2012)
Cartman has decided to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
  • Thu 6/28
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Safe Space

S19, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2015)
Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.
  • Thu 6/28
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The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Thu 6/28
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Prehistoric Ice Man

S02, E18  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 1999)
Stan and Kyle's friendship is threatened when they discover a man encased in ice.
  • Thu 6/28
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Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

S02, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 1998)
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
  • Thu 6/28
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Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

S03, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 1999)
Fifth graders plague the boys; pirate ghosts overrun South Park; Korn performs.
  • Thu 6/28
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The Snuke

S11, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2007)
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
  • Fri 6/29
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The Losing Edge

S09, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2005)
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
  • Fri 6/29
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Butt Out

S07, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2003)
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
  • Fri 6/29
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4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
  • Fri 6/29
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Sponsored Content

S19, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2015)
Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.
  • Fri 6/29
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Truth and Advertising

S19, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2015)
When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.
  • Fri 6/29
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PC Principal

S19, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 9, 2015)
Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
  • Fri 6/29
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Ginger Cow

S17, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2013)
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
  • Sat 6/30
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Marjorine

S09, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2005)
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
  • Sat 6/30
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Cartman Sucks

S11, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2007)
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
  • Sat 6/30
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The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Sat 6/30
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Trapped in the Closet

S09, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
  • Sat 6/30
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Dances with Smurfs

S13, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2009)
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
  • Sat 6/30
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White People Renovating Houses

S21, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 13, 2017)
Protestors armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
  • Sat 6/30
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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

S01, E05  (First Aired: Sep. 10, 1997)
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
  • Sat 6/30
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The List

S11, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2007)
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
  • Sun 7/1
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Conjoined Fetus Lady

S02, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 3, 1998)
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
  • Sun 7/1
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Raising The Bar

S16, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2012)
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
  • Sun 7/1
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
  • Mon 7/2
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Fort Collins

S20, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2016)
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
  • Mon 7/2
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Oh, Jeez

S20, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2016)
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
  • Mon 7/2
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Pink Eye

S01, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1997)
An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.
  • Mon 7/2
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You Have 0 Friends

S14, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2010)
Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.
  • Tue 7/3
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Cash For Gold

S16, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2012)
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
  • Tue 7/3
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Quintuplets 2000

S04, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2000)
A family of quintuplets attracts media attention.
  • Tue 7/3
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Conjoined Fetus Lady

S02, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 3, 1998)
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
  • Tue 7/3
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Tonsil Trouble

S12, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2008)
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
  • Tue 7/3
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Up the Down Steroid

S08, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2004)
Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.
  • Tue 7/3
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Fat Camp

S04, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2000)
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
  • Tue 7/3
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Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2001)
The boys' gesture of goodwill to Afghanistan backfires.
  • Tue 7/3
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Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

S17, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2013)
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
  • Wed 7/4
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Go Fund Yourself

S18, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2014)
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
  • Wed 7/4
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Manbearpig

S10, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2006)
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
  • Wed 7/4
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The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
  • Wed 7/4
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Stunning and Brave

S19, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 16, 2015)
The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.
  • Wed 7/4
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The City Part of Town

S19, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2015)
With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.
  • Wed 7/4
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You're Not Yelping

S19, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2015)
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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Spontaneous Combustion

S03, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1999)
Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

S01, E01  (First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
Aliens kidnap Kyle's little brother.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

S01, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1998)
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
  • Wed 7/4
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Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

S02, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 1998)
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
  • Wed 7/4
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Let Go, Let Gov

S17, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2013)
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 10:30AM-11:15AM
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World War Zimmerman

S17, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2013)
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 11:15AM-12:00PM
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Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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God God Go I & XII

(First Aired: Jan. 27, 2013)
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 1:30PM-2:30PM
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Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

S04, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2000)
The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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1 Percent

S15, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2011)
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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Cartman Finds Love

S16, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2012)
Cartman has decided to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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Tweek x Craig

S19, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2015)
The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 4:00PM-4:45PM
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Red Badge of Gayness

S03, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 1999)
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 4:45PM-5:30PM
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I'm a Little Bit Country

S07, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2003)
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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Dances with Smurfs

S13, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2009)
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Chickenlover

S02, E04  (First Aired: May. 27, 1998)
A crime wave sweeps through South Park.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Cartman Joins NAMBLA

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 21, 2000)
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
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TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
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Christian Rock Hard

S07, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2003)
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
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Fat Butt and Pancake Head

S07, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2003)
Cartman is forced to deal with the pressures of stardom.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Le Petit Tourette

S11, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2007)
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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Ginger Kids

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2005)
Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 50
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Scott Tenorman Must Die

S05, E04  (First Aired: Jul. 11, 2001)
Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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Whale W...

S13, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2009)
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Thu 7/5
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The F Word

S13, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2009)
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Moss Piglets

S21, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2017)
Jimmy and Timmy's experiment could win them first prize in the annual science fair.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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Super Hard PCness

S21, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 2017)
It's never been more challenging to be a PC Principal.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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Splatty Tomato

S21, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2017)
The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town; the townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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Put It Down

S21, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 20, 2017)
North Korea takes aim at South Park.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

S06, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
  • Thu 7/5
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
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