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South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Conjoined Fetus Lady

S02, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 3, 1998)
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 10:47AM-11:15AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Grounded Vindaloop

S18, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2014)
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 11:15AM-11:50AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Magic Bush

S18, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2014)
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 5:30PM-6:03PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

S05, E05  (First Aired: Jul. 18, 2001)
The boys try to reunite their idols.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 6:03PM-6:36PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wing

S09, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2005)
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 6:36PM-7:08PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Insecurity

S16, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2012)
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 7:08PM-7:40PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Follow That Egg!

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cash For Gold

S16, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2012)
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Raisins

S07, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2003)
The boys take Stan to a restaurant to cheer him up.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

S10, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2006)
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fishsticks

S13, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2009)
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Hobbit

S17, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2013)
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Trapper Keeper

S04, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2000)
A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:05AM-12:37AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Rainforest Schmainforest

S03, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1999)
The boys develop a new-found respect for nature.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crack Baby Athletic Association

S15, E05  (First Aired: May. 25, 2011)
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Erection Day

S09, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2005)
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 11:33PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Quintuplets 2000

S04, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2000)
A family of quintuplets attracts media attention.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 12:05AM-12:37AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Passion of the Jew

S08, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Summer Sucks

S02, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 24, 1998)
A fireworks ban threatens Fourth of July festivities.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 11:31AM-12:04PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 12:04PM-12:37PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 12:37PM-1:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Poor Kid

S15, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2011)
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 1:10PM-1:43PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Proper Condom Use

S05, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 1:43PM-2:11PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

T.M.I.

S15, E04  (First Aired: May. 18, 2011)
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 2:11PM-2:44PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Preschool

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 4:53PM-5:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:20PM-5:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:54PM-6:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Towelie

S05, E08  (First Aired: Aug. 8, 2001)
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 6:27PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Red Badge of Gayness

S03, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 1999)
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

You Got...

S08, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2004)
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Breast Cancer Show Ever

S12, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2008)
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bloody Mary

S09, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2005)
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 12:05AM-12:37AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef Aid

S02, E14  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 1998)
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

All About Mormons

S07, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2003)
A nice Mormon family moves to South Park.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Timmy 2000

S04, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2000)
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 12:05AM-12:37AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Raising The Bar

S16, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2012)
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 1:35AM-2:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Professor Chaos

S06, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2002)
Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Simpsons Already Did It

S06, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2002)
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

S01, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1998)
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 7:30AM-8:03AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

S02, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 1998)
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 8:03AM-8:36AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cat Orgy

S03, E07  (First Aired: Jul. 14, 1999)
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 8:36AM-9:09AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

S03, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 21, 1999)
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 9:09AM-9:42AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Pinewood Derby

S13, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 12:21PM-12:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 12:54PM-1:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S09, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005)
Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 1:27PM-1:59PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2001)
The boys' gesture of goodwill to Afghanistan backfires.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 1:59PM-2:31PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 2:31PM-3:03PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Lil' Crime Stoppers

S07, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2003)
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 3:03PM-3:38PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

1 Percent

S15, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2011)
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 3:38PM-4:13PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Quest for Ratings

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2004)
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 4:13PM-4:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Going Native

S16, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2012)
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 4:48PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Taming Strange

S17, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2013)
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 5:15PM-5:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Obama Wins!

S16, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2012)
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cherokee Hair Tampons

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 28, 2000)
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stanley's Cup

S10, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2006)
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

S06, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2002)
All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Imaginationland: The Trilogy

(First Aired: Jul. 27, 2008)
The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 8:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jared Has Aides

S06, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2002)
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

S03, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 29, 1999)
The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Handicar

S18, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2014)
Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 12:05AM-12:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

S01, E03  (First Aired: Aug. 27, 1997)
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 11:29AM-12:03PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Spontaneous Combustion

S03, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1999)
Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 12:03PM-12:37PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

S10, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2006)
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fun With Veal

S06, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

God God Go I & XII

(First Aired: Jan. 27, 2013)
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 4:53PM-5:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Gnomes

S02, E17  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 1998)
The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 5:54PM-6:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Smug Alert!

S10, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2006)
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 6:27PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freak Strike

S06, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2002)
The boys compete to appear on a talk show.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Go Fund Yourself

S18, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2014)
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Go Fund Yourself

S18, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2014)
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy
  • Thu 2/2
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freemium Isn't Free

S18, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2014)
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
  • Thu 2/2
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

City Sushi

S15, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 1, 2011)
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
  • Thu 2/2
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
  • Thu 2/2
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

S02, E11  (First Aired: Sep. 2, 1998)
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in ``Les Miserables.''
  • Fri 2/3
  • 12:05AM-12:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
  • Fri 2/3
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jakovasaurs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
  • Fri 2/3
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Fri 2/3
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

S06, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
  • Sat 2/4
  • 7:30AM-8:03AM
  • 58
  • Comedy