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South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Proper Condom Use

S05, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 5:55PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Cissy

S18, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2014)
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

South Park Is Gay

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2003)
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 11:01PM-11:31PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Where My Country Gone?

S19, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2015)
Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Volcano

S01, E02  (First Aired: Aug. 20, 1997)
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 12:05AM-12:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

S01, E05  (First Aired: Sep. 10, 1997)
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Damien

S01, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 1998)
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 2:10AM-2:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1997)
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 2:40AM-3:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stanley's Cup

S10, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2006)
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 5:55PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef Goes Nanners

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jul. 5, 2000)
Chef protests the South Park flag.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jared Has Aides

S06, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2002)
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tweek x Craig

S19, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2015)
The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

You Have 0 Friends

S14, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2010)
Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

City Sushi

S15, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 1, 2011)
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wieners Out

S20, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2016)
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 11:01PM-11:31PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S09, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2005)
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Last of the Meheecans

S15, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2011)
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 12:05AM-12:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

S01, E03  (First Aired: Aug. 27, 1997)
A celebrity presents Cartman's essay-contest prize.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Dead Celebrities

S13, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2009)
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 5:55PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freemium Isn't Free

S18, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2014)
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cow Days

S02, E13  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 1998)
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Over Logging

S12, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2008)
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Douche and a Danish

S20, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2016)
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 11:01PM-11:31PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

S04, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2000)
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chickenpox

S02, E10  (First Aired: Aug. 26, 1998)
The boys' parents try to expose them to chickenpox.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 12:05AM-12:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

S01, E01  (First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
Aliens kidnap Kyle's little brother.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 5:55PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Timmy 2000

S04, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2000)
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

You Got...

S08, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2004)
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

S02, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 10, 1998)
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with ``Jesus and Pals.''
  • Sat 4/1
  • 12:45AM-1:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

S06, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 1:10AM-1:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

I'm a Little Bit Country

S07, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2003)
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Butterballs

S16, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2012)
An unlikey bully makes Butters his victim.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 11:20AM-11:55AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 11:55AM-12:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freemium Isn't Free

S18, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2014)
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

World War Zimmerman

S17, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2013)
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Willzyx

S09, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2005)
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Ginger Cow

S17, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2013)
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 2:30PM-3:05PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 3:05PM-3:40PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freak Strike

S06, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2002)
The boys compete to appear on a talk show.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 5:50PM-6:25PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman Sucks

S11, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2007)
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 6:25PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

AWESOM-O

S08, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2004)
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Ginger Kids

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2005)
Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Scott Tenorman Must Die

S05, E04  (First Aired: Jul. 11, 2001)
Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Casa Bonita

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2003)
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Le Petit Tourette

S11, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2007)
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

How to Eat With Your Butt

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Obama Wins!

S16, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2012)
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 11:20AM-11:55AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sponsored Content

S19, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2015)
Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 11:55AM-12:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Truth and Advertising

S19, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2015)
When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

PC Principal

S19, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 9, 2015)
Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Grounded Vindaloop

S18, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2014)
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 5:50PM-6:25PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

S06, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2002)
All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 6:25PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Medicinal Fried Chicken

S14, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2010)
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Manbearpig

S10, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2006)
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Pee

S13, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2009)
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tonsil Trouble

S12, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2008)
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

More Crap

S11, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2007)
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Cissy

S18, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2014)
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Here Comes the Neighborhood

S05, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2001)
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Pinewood Derby

S13, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Britney's New Look

S12, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2008)
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Entity

S05, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2001)
Kyle's unpopular cousin creates friction.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Butters' Very Own Episode

S05, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2001)
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

S03, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 1999)
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Grey Dawn

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2003)
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fun With Veal

S06, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

City on the Edge of Forever

S02, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 17, 1998)
The South Park Elementary school bus crashes.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chickenlover

S02, E04  (First Aired: May. 27, 1998)
A crime wave sweeps through South Park.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Death Camp of Tolerance

S06, E16  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sexual Harassment Panda

S03, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 7, 1999)
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Manbearpig

S10, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2006)
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 12, 2000)
Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crème Fraiche

S14, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2010)
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Losing Edge

S09, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2005)
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Conjoined Fetus Lady

S02, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 3, 1998)
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1997)
Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Marjorine

S09, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2005)
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The List

S11, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2007)
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

S04, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2000)
The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Black Friday Trilogy

(First Aired: Mar. 3, 2014)
The epic conclusion to the ``Game of Thrones'' parody.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 10:30PM-12:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Lice Capades

S11, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2007)
Confidentiality about who has head lice forces Cartman to find ways to detect who has them himself.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Whale W...

S13, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2009)
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Last of the Meheecans

S15, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2011)
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Naughty Ninjas

S19, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2015)
South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chinpoko Mon

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 1999)
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Good Times With Weapons

S08, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2004)
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

S03, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 29, 1999)
The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Spooky Fish

S02, E15  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 1998)
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

A Million Little Fibers

S10, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2006)
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Insheeption

S14, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2010)
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Dances with Smurfs

S13, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2009)
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Ungroundable

S12, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2008)
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sexual Healing

S14, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2010)
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Eek, a Penis!

S12, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2008)
Cartman has a gift for reaching difficult kids.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

S10, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2006)
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Preschool

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cripple Fight!

S05, E02  (First Aired: Jun. 27, 2001)
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cherokee Hair Tampons

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 28, 2000)
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Red Man's Greed

S07, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2003)
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

It Hits the Fan

S05, E01  (First Aired: Jun. 20, 2001)
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Trapped in the Closet

S09, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

T.M.I.

S15, E04  (First Aired: May. 18, 2011)
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crack Baby Athletic Association

S15, E05  (First Aired: May. 25, 2011)
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

S06, E12  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2002)
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Butt Out

S07, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2003)
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Royal Pudding

S15, E03  (First Aired: May. 11, 2011)
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

HumancentiPad

S15, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2011)
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Butters' Bottom Bitch

S13, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2009)
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

World War Zimmerman

S17, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2013)
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Insheeption

S14, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2010)
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

God God Go I & XII

(First Aired: Jan. 27, 2013)
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 7:00PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S09, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2005)
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fat Camp

S04, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2000)
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

About Last Night...

S12, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2008)
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
  • Tue 4/11
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Tue 4/11
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy