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South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 1:10AM-1:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Succubus

S03, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 1999)
Chef's mother arrives after he decides to get married.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Ginger Cow

S17, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2013)
When Cartman pulls a prank, peace emerges around the world.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 3:17PM-3:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Red Man's Greed

S07, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2003)
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Losing Edge

S09, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2005)
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 6:56PM-7:28PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 7:28PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef Aid

S02, E14  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 1998)
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 4:45PM-5:12PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 5:12PM-5:47PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 5:47PM-6:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Hell on Earth 2006

S10, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2006)
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 6:21PM-6:55PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Naughty Ninjas

S19, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2015)
South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 10:15AM-10:47AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

You Got...

S08, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2004)
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 10:47AM-11:15AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Toilet Paper

S07, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2003)
The boys' friendship undergoes a test when they become suspects in a criminal investigation.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 11:15AM-11:48AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

South Park: Pandemic 1& 2

(First Aired: Sep. 22, 2013)
While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of Peruvian flute bands, the boys try to make money off of it. But soon giant guinea pigs start attacking cities, and the boys are stuck in Peru with the key to saving the world.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 11:48AM-12:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

S04, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 19, 2000)
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 12:54PM-1:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Probably

S04, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 26, 2000)
Satan is torn between two lovers.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 1:27PM-1:59PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The China Probrem

S12, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2008)
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 1:59PM-2:31PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

S05, E05  (First Aired: Jul. 18, 2001)
The boys try to reunite their idols.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 2:31PM-3:03PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

S10, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2006)
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 3:03PM-3:38PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Preschool

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 3:38PM-4:13PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tonsil Trouble

S12, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2008)
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 4:13PM-4:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Poor Kid

S15, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2011)
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 4:48PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Passion of the Jew

S08, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 5:15PM-5:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Here Comes the Neighborhood

S05, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2001)
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 5:48PM-6:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The F Word

S13, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2009)
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 6:21PM-6:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Going Native

S16, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2012)
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 6:54PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crème Fraiche

S14, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2010)
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Casa Bonita

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2003)
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chinpoko Mon

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 1999)
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Make Love, Not Warcraft

S10, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2006)
The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy ``World of Warcraft.''
  • Sun 2/26
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Good Times With Weapons

S08, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2004)
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Black Friday Trilogy

(First Aired: Mar. 3, 2014)
The epic conclusion to the ``Game of Thrones'' parody.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 10:00PM-11:35PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

S16, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2012)
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 11:35PM-12:08AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

S03, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 1999)
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 12:08AM-12:42AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wacky Molestation Adventure

S04, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2000)
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 12:42AM-1:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cash For Gold

S16, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2012)
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 1:10AM-1:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Erection Day

S09, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2005)
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 3:17PM-3:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jared Has Aides

S06, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2002)
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wing

S09, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2005)
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Towelie

S05, E08  (First Aired: Aug. 8, 2001)
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crippled Summer

S14, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2010)
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

My Future Self 'n' Me

S06, E18  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2002)
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Medicinal Fried Chicken

S14, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2010)
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Gnomes

S02, E17  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 1998)
The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 11:16PM-11:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

D-Yikes

S11, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2007)
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 11:50PM-12:24AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Summer Sucks

S02, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 24, 1998)
A fireworks ban threatens Fourth of July festivities.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 1:28AM-1:58AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S09, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005)
Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 3:17PM-3:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Dances with Smurfs

S13, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2009)
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bloody Mary

S09, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2005)
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 1:28AM-1:58AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 10:21AM-10:55AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 10:55AM-11:29AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Rainforest Schmainforest

S03, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1999)
The boys develop a new-found respect for nature.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 11:29AM-12:03PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chickenpox

S02, E10  (First Aired: Aug. 26, 1998)
The boys' parents try to expose them to chickenpox.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 12:03PM-12:37PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Insecurity

S16, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2012)
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 12:37PM-1:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 1:10PM-1:43PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

A Scause for Applause

S16, E13  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2012)
A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 1:43PM-2:11PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman Sucks

S11, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2007)
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 2:11PM-2:44PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

S04, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2000)
The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 2:44PM-3:17PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 3:17PM-3:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fat Camp

S04, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2000)
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

AWESOM-O

S08, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2004)
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Quest for Ratings

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2004)
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

S14, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2010)
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Follow That Egg!

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 11:16PM-11:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Starvin' Marvin in Space

S03, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1999)
The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 1:28AM-1:58AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Up the Down Steroid

S08, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2004)
Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 3:17PM-3:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tweek vs. Craig

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 23, 1999)
The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 11:31PM-12:03AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Medicinal Fried Chicken

S14, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2010)
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 12:03AM-12:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Volcano

S01, E02  (First Aired: Aug. 20, 1997)
Volcanic activity disrupts a hunting trip.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 1:35AM-2:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 3:17PM-3:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Brown Noise

S03, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2000)
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 3:49PM-4:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 4:21PM-4:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

S02, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 1998)
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 6:56PM-7:28PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Canada on Strike!

S12, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2008)
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 7:28PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Taming Strange

S17, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2013)
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freemium Isn't Free

S18, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2014)
Stan is addicted to the new Terrance and Phillip mobile game.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Magic Bush

S18, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2014)
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Grounded Vindaloop

S18, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2014)
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

It's a Jersey Thing

S14, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2010)
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 7:35AM-8:08AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Raising The Bar

S16, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2012)
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 8:08AM-8:41AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

A Ladder to Heaven

S06, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
The boys build a ladder to heaven in search of Kenny.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 8:41AM-9:14AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stanley's Cup

S10, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2006)
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 9:14AM-9:47AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 9:47AM-10:20AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 4:45PM-5:12PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 5:12PM-5:45PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

T.M.I.

S15, E04  (First Aired: May. 18, 2011)
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 5:45PM-6:18PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

S10, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2006)
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 6:18PM-6:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Professor Chaos

S06, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2002)
Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 12:20PM-12:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Simpsons Already Did It

S06, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2002)
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 12:53PM-1:26PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

South Park Is Gay

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2003)
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 1:26PM-1:59PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Breast Cancer Show Ever

S12, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2008)
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 1:59PM-2:31PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 2:31PM-3:03PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 12, 2000)
Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 3:03PM-3:39PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Cissy

S18, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2014)
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 3:39PM-4:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chickenlover

S02, E04  (First Aired: May. 27, 1998)
A crime wave sweeps through South Park.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 2:46PM-3:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 3:35PM-4:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Skank Hunt

S20, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2016)
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 4:10PM-4:45PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

I'm a Little Bit Country

S07, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2003)
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 6:54PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Scott Tenorman Must Die

S05, E04  (First Aired: Jul. 11, 2001)
Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

S11, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2007)
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Broadway Bro Down

S15, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2011)
Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

How to Eat With Your Butt

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 11:16PM-11:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Proper Condom Use

S05, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 11:49PM-12:22AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

S03, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 21, 1999)
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 1:25AM-1:55AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

S17, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2013)
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 2:46PM-3:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 3:35PM-4:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wieners Out

S20, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2016)
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 4:10PM-4:45PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jewbilee

S03, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 28, 1999)
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:25AM-1:55AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls

S02, E09  (First Aired: Aug. 19, 1998)
A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 10:45AM-11:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Ike's Wee Wee

S02, E03  (First Aired: May. 20, 1998)
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jakovasaurs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000

S04, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2000)
Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

S06, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2002)
All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Funnybot

S15, E02  (First Aired: May. 4, 2011)
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Death Camp of Tolerance

S06, E16  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Die Hippie, Die

S09, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2005)
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Douche and a Danish

S20, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2016)
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 3:45PM-4:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fort Collins

S20, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2016)
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Reverse Cowgirl

S16, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2012)
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chef Goes Nanners

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jul. 5, 2000)
Chef protests the South Park flag.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Trapped in the Closet

S09, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Ginger Kids

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2005)
Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 11:15PM-12:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer

S06, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Pee

S13, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2009)
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Timmy 2000

S04, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2000)
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Oh, Jeez

S20, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2016)
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 3:45PM-4:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Members Only

S20, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2016)
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crack Baby Athletic Association

S15, E05  (First Aired: May. 25, 2011)
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

S09, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2005)
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy