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South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Pinewood Derby

S13, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
  • Sun 7/24
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Margaritaville

S13, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 2009)
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
  • Sun 7/24
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Red Sleigh Down

S06, E19  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002)
Helped by Santa Claus, Mr. Hankey, and Jesus, Cartman tries to bring the Christmas spirit to the downtrodden people of Iraq; Jimmy sings his favorite holiday song.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 5:47PM-6:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Christmas in Canada?

S07, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 2003)
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike from his birth parents.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 6:20PM-6:53PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

S01, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1997)
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 6:53PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

S03, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 1999)
Collection of musical numbers from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics album.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

A Very Crappy Christmas

S04, E17  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 2000)
Kyle awaits Mr. Hankey's appearance at Christmas.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Woodland Critter Christmas

S08, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2004)
Stan helps the woodland animals build a manger for the birth of their Lord.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Obama Wins!

S16, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2012)
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Snuke

S11, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2007)
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Funnybot

S15, E02  (First Aired: May. 4, 2011)
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 11:31PM-12:01AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 11:28AM-12:01PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Follow That Egg!

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 12:01PM-12:34PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wing

S09, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2005)
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 12:34PM-1:07PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

A Million Little Fibers

S10, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2006)
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 1:07PM-1:40PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Preschool

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 1:40PM-2:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Up the Down Steroid

S08, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2004)
Timmy, Jimmy and Cartman prepare to compete in an upcoming sporting event.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 2:10PM-2:43PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 2:43PM-3:16PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Passion of the Jew

S08, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 3:16PM-3:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains; Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 3:48PM-4:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Douche and Turd

S08, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 2004)
Cartman and Kyle have opposing ideas for a school mascot.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 4:20PM-4:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Quest for Ratings

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2004)
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 4:50PM-5:16PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 5:16PM-5:49PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 5:49PM-6:23PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 6:23PM-6:56PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

You Got...

S08, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2004)
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 6:56PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Losing Edge

S09, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2005)
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

All About Mormons

S07, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2003)
A nice Mormon family moves to South Park.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Trapped in the Closet

S09, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chinpoko Mon

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 1999)
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jakovasaurs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 12:03AM-12:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

S03, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 29, 1999)
The group tries to determine who we are and what we're about.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 3:05AM-3:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Proper Condom Use

S05, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Butt Out

S07, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2003)
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Tom's Rhinoplasty

S01, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1998)
A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 7:00AM-7:34AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Timmy 2000

S04, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2000)
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 7:34AM-8:08AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Go, God. Go!

S10, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2006)
Cartman attempts to manipulate his personal timeline to align with the precise release date of the newest, hottest game.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • 36
  • MTV

The Coon

S13, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2009)
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Crème Fraiche

S14, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2010)
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • 36
  • MTV

The Last of the Meheecans

S15, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2011)
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • 36
  • MTV

Fun With Veal

S06, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 6:49PM-7:22PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

S04, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2000)
The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 7:22PM-7:55PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

1 Percent

S15, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2011)
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 7:55PM-8:28PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Goobacks

S08, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2004)
Immigrants from the future cause problems in South Park.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 8:28PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

World War Zimmerman

S17, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2013)
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Coon

S13, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2009)
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Grounded Vindaloop

S18, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2014)
Butters thinks he's living in a virtual reality.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 11:31PM-12:01AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

S10, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2006)
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 11:28AM-12:01PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Snuke

S11, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2007)
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 12:01PM-12:34PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Hell on Earth 2006

S10, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2006)
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 12:34PM-1:07PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Return of Chef!

S10, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2006)
The boys notice something different about Chef when he suddenly reappears in South Park.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 1:07PM-1:40PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Die Hippie, Die

S09, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2005)
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 1:40PM-2:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Erection Day

S09, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2005)
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 2:10PM-2:43PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

S09, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005)
Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 2:43PM-3:16PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Willzyx

S09, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2005)
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 3:16PM-3:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stanley's Cup

S10, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2006)
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 3:48PM-4:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Smug Alert!

S10, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2006)
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 4:20PM-4:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

S10, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2006)
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 4:50PM-5:16PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Manbearpig

S10, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2006)
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 5:16PM-5:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 5:50PM-6:24PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

God God Go I & XII

(First Aired: Jan. 27, 2013)
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 6:24PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Marjorine

S09, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2005)
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Good Times With Weapons

S08, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2004)
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Make Love, Not Warcraft

S10, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2006)
The boys must stop a renegade player who threatens to destroy ``World of Warcraft.''
  • Wed 8/3
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sponsored Content

S19, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2015)
Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Go Fund Yourself

S18, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2014)
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
  • Thu 8/4
  • 12:03AM-12:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

S02, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 10, 1998)
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with ``Jesus and Pals.''
  • Thu 8/4
  • 3:05AM-3:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

S01, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1997)
Stan's dog pursues other dogs.
  • Sat 8/6
  • 7:19AM-7:51AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

S01, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1998)
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
  • Sat 8/6
  • 7:51AM-8:23AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

S02, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 1998)
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
  • Sat 8/6
  • 8:23AM-8:55AM
  • 58
  • Comedy