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South Park

The animated series is not for children. In fact, its goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. The show has taken on Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, politicians of every stripe and self-important celebrities. Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.

Premiere:
Aug 13, 1997
Original Network:
Comedy Central
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Elementary School Musical

S12, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2008)
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
  • Sat 12/3
  • 4:47PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Members Only

S20, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2016)
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
  • Sat 12/3
  • 5:15PM-5:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Not Funny

S20, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2016)
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
  • Sat 12/3
  • 5:48PM-6:20PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Naughty Ninjas

S19, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2015)
South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 3:00PM-3:36PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sponsored Content

S19, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2015)
Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 3:36PM-4:12PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Truth and Advertising

S19, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2015)
When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 4:12PM-4:47PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

PC Principal

S19, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 9, 2015)
Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 4:47PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Not Funny

S20, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2016)
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 10:30PM-11:05PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

S03, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 1999)
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 11:00AM-11:32AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tom's Rhinoplasty

S01, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1998)
A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 11:32AM-12:04PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Let Go, Let Gov

S17, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2013)
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Christian Rock Hard

S07, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2003)
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Professor Chaos

S06, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2002)
Butters unleashes a sinister alter-ego after his friends reject him.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Simpsons Already Did It

S06, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2002)
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Miss Teacher B... a Boy

S10, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2006)
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Not Funny

S20, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2016)
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Poor Kid

S15, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2011)
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 11:01PM-11:33PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Ike's Wee Wee

S02, E03  (First Aired: May. 20, 1998)
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Reverse Cowgirl

S16, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2012)
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 10:30AM-11:03AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fat Camp

S04, E15  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2000)
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 11:03AM-11:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

S11, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2007)
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 11:01PM-11:33PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

S01, E05  (First Aired: Sep. 10, 1997)
A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 10:25AM-10:58AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Quest for Ratings

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2004)
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 10:58AM-11:29AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Informative Murder Porn

S17, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2013)
To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 11:29AM-12:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crippled Summer

S14, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2010)
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Raising The Bar

S16, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2012)
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Super Fun Time

S12, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2008)
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Ungroundable

S12, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2008)
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 2:00PM-2:34PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sarcastaball

S16, E08  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2012)
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 2:34PM-3:08PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Passion of the Jew

S08, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Cartman pressures Kyle to watch a movie.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 3:08PM-3:41PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

W.T.F.

S13, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2009)
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 3:41PM-4:14PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 4:14PM-4:47PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Skank Hunt

S20, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2016)
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 4:47PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 5:15PM-5:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wieners Out

S20, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2016)
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 5:48PM-6:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Douche and a Danish

S20, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2016)
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 6:21PM-6:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fort Collins

S20, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2016)
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 6:54PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Oh, Jeez

S20, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2016)
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Members Only

S20, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2016)
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Not Funny

S20, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2016)
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

No Episode Title

FINALE NEW
S20, E10 
  • Wed 12/7
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy
  •  
  • 11:01PM-11:33PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Spontaneous Combustion

S03, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1999)
Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

City on the Edge of Forever

S02, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 17, 1998)
The South Park Elementary school bus crashes.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:05AM-3:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Jakovasaurs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 10:30AM-11:03AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Ring

S13, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 11, 2009)
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 11:03AM-11:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Eat, Pray, Queef

S13, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 2009)
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 1:35PM-2:05PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Going Native

S16, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2012)
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 2:05PM-2:39PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wing

S09, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2005)
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 2:39PM-3:13PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Follow That Egg!

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:13PM-3:46PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Royal Pudding

S15, E03  (First Aired: May. 11, 2011)
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:46PM-4:19PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Go Fund Yourself

S18, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2014)
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 4:19PM-4:52PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

No Episode Title

S20, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2016)
  • Fri 12/9
  • 12:04AM-12:37AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

About Last Night...

S12, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2008)
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 10:20AM-10:53AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Butt Out

S07, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2003)
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 10:53AM-11:25AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cow Days

S02, E13  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 1998)
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 1:32PM-2:02PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Trapper Keeper

S04, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2000)
A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 2:02PM-2:36PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 2:36PM-3:10PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Smug Alert!

S10, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2006)
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 3:10PM-3:44PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chinpoko Mon

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 1999)
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 3:44PM-4:17PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Butters' Very Own Episode

S05, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2001)
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 4:17PM-4:50PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Here Comes the Neighborhood

S05, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2001)
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

No Episode Title

S20, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2016)
  • Fri 12/9
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Child Abduction Is Not Funny

S06, E12  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2002)
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 7:20AM-7:54AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

A Scause for Applause

S16, E13  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2012)
A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 7:54AM-8:27AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

No Episode Title

S20, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2016)
  • Sat 12/10
  • 8:27AM-9:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Proper Condom Use

S05, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 1:25PM-1:57PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Chickenlover

S02, E04  (First Aired: May. 27, 1998)
A crime wave sweeps through South Park.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 1:57PM-2:29PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000

S04, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2000)
The FBI pursues Cartman for committing a hate crime.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 2:29PM-3:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

God God Go I & XII

(First Aired: Jan. 27, 2013)
Cartman freezes himself in an attempt to make his three-week wait for a new gaming device pass quickly; a freak accident lands Cartman over 500 years in the future where there are warring factions and angry sea otters.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 3:00PM-4:12PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 4:12PM-4:47PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Trapped in the Closet

S09, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 4:47PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman Finds Love

S16, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2012)
Cartman has decided to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 5:15PM-5:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tweek x Craig

S19, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2015)
The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 5:48PM-6:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Tweek vs. Craig

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 23, 1999)
The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 6:21PM-6:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fishsticks

S13, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2009)
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 6:54PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Hobbit

S17, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2013)
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Member Berries

S20, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 2016)
An American icon gives the National Anthem a reboot.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Skank Hunt

S20, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2016)
Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Damned

S20, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2016)
Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wieners Out

S20, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2016)
The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Douche and a Danish

S20, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2016)
Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fort Collins

S20, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2016)
An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 10:30PM-11:02PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Oh, Jeez

S20, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2016)
Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 11:02PM-11:35PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Members Only

S20, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2016)
The new president-elect visits his hometown.
  • Sun 12/11
  • 11:35PM-12:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Not Funny

S20, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2016)
Cartman becomes convinced that Butters wants to steal his girlfriend.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 12:10AM-12:45AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

No Episode Title

S20, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2016)
  • Mon 12/12
  • 12:45AM-1:11AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Die Hippie, Die

S09, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2005)
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 1:11AM-1:40AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Britney's New Look

S12, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2008)
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 1:40AM-2:10AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Damien

S01, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 1998)
A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 10:30AM-11:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

S05, E05  (First Aired: Jul. 18, 2001)
The boys try to reunite their idols.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 11:05AM-11:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

How to Eat With Your Butt

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 6:52PM-7:26PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 7:26PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs

S14, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2010)
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Imaginationland: The Trilogy

(First Aired: Jul. 27, 2008)
The boys cross into a new dimension while searching for Cartman's leprechaun.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 8:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Freak Strike

S06, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2002)
The boys compete to appear on a talk show.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 11:01PM-11:33PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Kenny Dies

S05, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2001)
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 11:33PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Summer Sucks

S02, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 24, 1998)
A fireworks ban threatens Fourth of July festivities.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Biggest Douche in the Universe

S06, E17  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2002)
Cartman resorts to the supernatural in trying to get Kenny out of his body.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 10:30AM-11:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Best Friends Forever

S09, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2005)
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 11:05AM-11:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 11:01PM-11:33PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

South Park Is Gay

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2003)
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 11:33PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Pinewood Derby

S13, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2009)
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 10:25AM-11:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Towelie

S05, E08  (First Aired: Aug. 8, 2001)
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Raisins

S07, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2003)
The boys take Stan to a restaurant to cheer him up.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Succubus

S03, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 1999)
Chef's mother arrives after he decides to get married.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartmanland

S05, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Insecurity

S16, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2012)
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Red Badge of Gayness

S03, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 1999)
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Gluten Free Ebola

S18, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2014)
South Park goes gluten free.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 2:00PM-2:34PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The F Word

S13, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2009)
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 2:34PM-3:08PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Broadway Bro Down

S15, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 2011)
Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 3:08PM-3:41PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stanley's Cup

S10, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2006)
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 3:41PM-4:14PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Manbearpig

S10, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2006)
When the boys are trapped in a cave-in, Cartman discovers treasure.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 4:14PM-4:47PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 4:47PM-5:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

S10, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2006)
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 5:15PM-5:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 5:48PM-6:21PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Funnybot

S15, E02  (First Aired: May. 4, 2011)
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 6:21PM-6:54PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Margaritaville

S13, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 2009)
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 6:54PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

More Crap

S11, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2007)
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Bloody Mary

S09, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2005)
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Crème Fraiche

S14, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2010)
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Medicinal Fried Chicken

S14, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2010)
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Over Logging

S12, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2008)
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Red Hot Catholic Love

S06, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 3, 2002)
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 11:01PM-11:33PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cripple Fight!

S05, E02  (First Aired: Jun. 27, 2001)
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 11:33PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

S02, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 10, 1998)
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with ``Jesus and Pals.''
  • Thu 12/15
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Mecha Streisand

S01, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1998)
A prehistoric monster threatens the world.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:05AM-3:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 10:30AM-11:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 11:05AM-11:35AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The Last of the Meheecans

S15, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2011)
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 1:35PM-2:05PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

S01, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1998)
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 2:05PM-2:39PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut

S02, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 1998)
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 2:39PM-3:13PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Cash For Gold

S16, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2012)
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:13PM-3:46PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Fun With Veal

S06, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:46PM-4:19PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

TSST!

S10, E07  (First Aired: May. 3, 2006)
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:19PM-4:52PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

D-Yikes

S11, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2007)
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 11:31PM-12:05AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Pee

S13, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2009)
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 10:25AM-11:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Wacky Molestation Adventure

S04, E16  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2000)
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sexual Harassment Panda

S03, E06  (First Aired: Jul. 7, 1999)
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

1 Percent

S15, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2011)
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 2:00PM-2:34PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus

S02, E01  (First Aired: Apr. 1, 1998)
Terrance and Phillip save Canada from Saddam Hussein.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 2:34PM-3:08PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Sexual Healing

S14, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2010)
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 3:08PM-3:42PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Taming Strange

S17, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2013)
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 3:42PM-4:15PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Whale W...

S13, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2009)
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 4:15PM-4:48PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Starvin' Marvin in Space

S03, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1999)
The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 6:54PM-7:27PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The China Probrem

S12, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2008)
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 7:27PM-8:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Obama Wins!

S16, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2012)
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 58
  • Comedy
  • Sat 12/17
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

The China Probrem

S12, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2008)
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • 58
  • Comedy

Starvin' Marvin in Space

S03, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1999)
The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • 58
  • Comedy