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Cast of 'Roseanne'

  • Roseanne as Roseanne Conner
  • John Goodman as Dan Conner
  • Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
  • Michael Fishman as D.J. ``David Jacob'' Conner
  • Johnny Galecki as David Healy
  • Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner
  • Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner
  • Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
  • Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner Healy
  • Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
  • George Clooney as Booker Brooks
  • Ron Perkins as Pete Wilkins
  • Evelina Fernandez as Juanita Herrera
  • Anne Faulkner as Sylvia Foster
  • Ned Beatty as Ed Conner
  • Estelle Parsons as Bev Harris
  • Tom Arnold as Arnie Merchant/Thomas
  • Martin Mull as Leon Carp
  • Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie Watkins
  • Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett
  • Michael O'Keefe as Fred

Roseanne

A breakout hit at a time when they were few and far between, the series casts actors -- led by comedy star Roseanne -- who look like ordinary people. Beneath the show's barrage of caustic one-liners, the Conner family deals with everyday problems like juggling work and family, and trying to make ends meet.

Premiere:
Oct 18, 1988
Original Network:
ABC
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All Upcoming Times for Roseanne

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Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
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Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
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Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
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Don't Make Room for Daddy

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1994)
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1994)
Roseanne has a close encounter of a different kind when she goes to a gay bar with Nancy.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Labor Day

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 1994)
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Past Imperfect

S06, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1994)
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Lies My Father Told Me

S06, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1994)
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 3, 1994)
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Body by Jake

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 10, 1994)
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Isn't It Romantic?

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 17, 1994)
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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Bird Is the Word

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 1990)
Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 4:18PM-4:51PM
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 4:51PM-5:23PM
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Confessions

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 1990)
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 5:23PM-5:55PM
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Home Ec

S03, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 1991)
Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 5:55PM-6:28PM
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Communicable Theater

S03, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1991)
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 6:28PM-7:00PM
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Rear Window

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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My Name Is Bev

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1995)
Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Tue 2/21
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
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Of Mice and Dan

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1995)
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
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Isn't It Romantic?

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 17, 1994)
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 187
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Altar Egos

S06, E25  (First Aired: May. 24, 1994)
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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Nine Is Enough

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 1994)
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Two for One

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 1994)
Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Snoop Davey Dave

S07, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 1994)
Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Girl Talk

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 1994)
Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Sleeper

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 1994)
David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Skeleton in the Closet

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 1994)
Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Vegas Interruptus

S03, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1991)
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 4:18PM-4:51PM
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Troubles With the Rubbles

S03, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1991)
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
  • Wed 2/22
  • 4:51PM-5:23PM
  • 179
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Second Time Around

S03, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 1991)
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 5:23PM-5:55PM
  • 179
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Scenes From a Barbecue

S03, E24  (First Aired: May. 7, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 5:55PM-6:28PM
  • 179
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The Pied Piper of Lanford

S03, E25  (First Aired: May. 14, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 6:28PM-7:00PM
  • 179
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Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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All About Rosey

(First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Past TV moms -- including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley, Alley Mills, Patricia Crowley and Isabel Sanford -- appear in a review of series highlights.
  • Wed 2/22
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Follow the Son

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 1994)
Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 187
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Punch and Jimmy

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 1994)
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 187
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White Men Can't Kiss

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 1994)
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 187
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Thanksgiving 1994

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 1994)
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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Direct to Video

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1995)
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
  • Thu 2/23
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December Bride

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1995)
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
  • Thu 2/23
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The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1996)
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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Thanksgiving 1994

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 1994)
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Maybe Baby

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 1994)
As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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The Parenting Trap

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1994)
D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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Rear Window

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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My Name Is Bev

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1995)
Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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Take My Bike, Please

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1991)
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 179
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Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1991)
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 179
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Darlene Fades to Black

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1991)
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 179
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Tolerate Thy Neighbor

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1991)
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 179
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Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

S04, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1991)
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 179
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Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Thu 2/23
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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The Blaming of the Shrew

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1995)
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
  • Thu 2/23
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Thu 2/23
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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All About Rosey

S07, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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All About Rosey

S07, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 2/24
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Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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The White Sheep of the Family

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1996)
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
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Becky Howser, M.D.

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 1996)
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
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Out of the Past

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1996)
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 187
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Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Fri 2/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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The Blaming of the Shrew

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1995)
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
  • Fri 2/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Couch Potatoes

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1995)
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 24, 1995)
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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Couch Potatoes

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1995)
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 24, 1995)
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
  • WABCDT3

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Construction Junction

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1996)
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
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We're Going to Disney World

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1996)
Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
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Disney World War II

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1996)
Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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Springtime for David

S08, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1996)
David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
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Another Mouth to Shut Up

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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Morning Becomes Obnoxious

S08, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 1996)
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 6:00AM-6:36AM
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Ballroom Blitz

S08, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1996)
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev (Estelle Parsons) fantasizes about her dance instructor (Tony Curtis).
  • Sat 2/25
  • 6:36AM-7:12AM
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The Wedding

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 7:12AM-7:48AM
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Heart & Soul

S08, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 1996)
David and Darlene postpone their honeymoon when an unplanned event occurs at the wedding reception.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 7:48AM-8:24AM
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Fights and Stuff

S08, E25  (First Aired: May. 21, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne's marriage is threatened after Dan returns home from the hospital.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 8:24AM-9:00AM
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Call Waiting

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1996)
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from popular TV sitcoms after overdosing on reruns.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 9:00AM-9:36AM
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Millions From Heaven

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 9:36AM-10:12AM
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What a Day for a Daydream

S09, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1996)
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 10:12AM-10:48AM
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Honor Thy Mother

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1996)
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 10:48AM-11:24AM
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Someday My Prince Will Come

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1996)
A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 11:24AM-12:00PM
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Pampered to a Pulp

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 1996)
After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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Satan, Darling

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1996)
Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 1996)
A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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Roseambo

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1996)
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 34
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Mothers and Other Strangers

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1996)
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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Say It Ain't So

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1997)
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 34
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Hit the Road, Jack

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 1997)
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 34
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The War Room

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 28, 1997)
Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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White Trash Christmas

S06, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1993)
The Conners annoy the neighborhood association by putting up tacky Christmas decorations.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 4:48PM-5:20PM
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Suck Up or Shut Up

S06, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1994)
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 5:20PM-5:52PM
  • 179
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David vs. Goliath

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1994)
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 5:52PM-6:24PM
  • 179
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Everyone Comes to Jackie's

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1994)
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 6:24PM-6:56PM
  • 179
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Don't Make Room for Daddy

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1994)
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 6:56PM-7:28PM
  • 179
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1994)
Roseanne has a close encounter of a different kind when she goes to a gay bar with Nancy.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 7:28PM-8:00PM
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Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Halloween: The Final Chapter

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 1995)
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Labor Day

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 1994)
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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Past Imperfect

S06, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1994)
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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Lies My Father Told Me

S06, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1994)
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 179
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I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 3, 1994)
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 179
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Nine Is Enough

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 1994)
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 179
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Two for One

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 1994)
Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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Halloween: The Final Chapter

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 1995)
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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The Last Thursday in November

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1995)
The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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Of Mice and Dan

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1995)
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Direct to Video

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1995)
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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  • 179
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  • 179
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  • 179
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  • 179
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  • 179
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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The Last Thursday in November

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1995)
The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Of Mice and Dan

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1995)
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Direct to Video

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1995)
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Lanford's Elite

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
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Some Enchanted Merger

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
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A Second Chance

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
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