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Cast of 'Roseanne'

  • Roseanne as Roseanne Conner
  • John Goodman as Dan Conner
  • Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
  • Michael Fishman as D.J. ``David Jacob'' Conner
  • Johnny Galecki as David Healy
  • Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner
  • Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner
  • Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
  • Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner Healy
  • Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
  • George Clooney as Booker Brooks
  • Ron Perkins as Pete Wilkins
  • Evelina Fernandez as Juanita Herrera
  • Anne Faulkner as Sylvia Foster
  • Ned Beatty as Ed Conner
  • Estelle Parsons as Bev Harris
  • Tom Arnold as Arnie Merchant/Thomas
  • Martin Mull as Leon Carp
  • Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie Watkins
  • Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett
  • Michael O'Keefe as Fred

Roseanne

A breakout hit at a time when they were few and far between, the series casts actors -- led by comedy star Roseanne -- who look like ordinary people. Beneath the show's barrage of caustic one-liners, the Conner family deals with everyday problems like juggling work and family, and trying to make ends meet.

Premiere:
Oct 18, 1988
Original Network:
ABC
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All Upcoming Times for Roseanne

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Vegas Interruptus

S03, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1991)
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
  • Thu 3/30
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Her Boyfriend's Back

S03, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1991)
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Troubles With the Rubbles

S03, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1991)
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
  • Thu 3/30
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Second Time Around

S03, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 1991)
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
  • Thu 3/30
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Fights and Stuff

S08, E25  (First Aired: May. 21, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne's marriage is threatened after Dan returns home from the hospital.
  • Fri 3/31
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Call Waiting

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1996)
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from popular TV sitcoms after overdosing on reruns.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Millions From Heaven

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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What a Day for a Daydream

S09, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1996)
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
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Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Fri 3/31
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Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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Honor Thy Mother

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1996)
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Someday My Prince Will Come

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1996)
A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Pampered to a Pulp

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 1996)
After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Satan, Darling

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1996)
Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.
  • Fri 3/31
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Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 1996)
A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Roseambo

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1996)
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Home Is Where the Afghan Is

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 1996)
Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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Mothers and Other Strangers

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1996)
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Dances With Darlene

S03, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1991)
Roseanne wants Darlene to dress like a girl for a school dance.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Scenes From a Barbecue

S03, E24  (First Aired: May. 7, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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The Pied Piper of Lanford

S03, E25  (First Aired: May. 14, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
  • Fri 3/31
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A Bitter Pill to Swallow

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1991)
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
  • Fri 3/31
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Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Sat 4/1
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All About Rosey

S07, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Sat 4/1
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All About Rosey

S07, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Sat 4/1
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Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Sat 4/1
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Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Sat 4/1
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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The Blaming of the Shrew

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1995)
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
  • Sat 4/1
  • 6:00AM-6:36AM
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 6:36AM-7:12AM
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Couch Potatoes

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1995)
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 7:12AM-7:48AM
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Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 24, 1995)
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
  • Sat 4/1
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Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 8:24AM-9:00AM
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Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 9:00AM-9:36AM
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Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Sat 4/1
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Sat 4/1
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The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 10:48AM-11:24AM
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Sat 4/1
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Of Mice and Dan

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1995)
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
  • Sat 4/1
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Direct to Video

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1995)
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
  • Sat 4/1
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December Bride

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1995)
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
  • Sat 4/1
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The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1996)
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
  • Sat 4/1
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The White Sheep of the Family

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1996)
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
  • Sat 4/1
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Becky Howser, M.D.

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 1996)
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
  • Sat 4/1
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Out of the Past

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1996)
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
  • Sat 4/1
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April Fool's Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
  • Sat 4/1
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Sweet Dreams

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1989)
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
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Brain-Dead Poets' Society

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1989)
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 5:22PM-5:54PM
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Born to Be Wild

S02, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend (Jay O. Sanders).
  • Sat 4/1
  • 5:54PM-6:26PM
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I'm Hungry

S02, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1990)
Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 6:26PM-6:58PM
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Fender Bender

S02, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 1990)
After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 6:58PM-7:29PM
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April Fool's Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
  • Sat 4/1
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Take My Bike, Please

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1991)
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
  • Sat 4/1
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Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1991)
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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Darlene Fades to Black

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1991)
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.
  • Sat 4/1
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Tolerate Thy Neighbor

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1991)
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Little Sister

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1989)
Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.
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Guilt by Disassociation

S02, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1989)
Roseanne is hired for a job that requires computer expertise.
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We Gather Together

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1989)
Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Lobocop

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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No Talking

S02, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1989)
Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Chicken Hearts

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1990)
Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.
  • Sun 4/2
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One for the Road

S02, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1990)
Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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An Officer and a Gentleman

S02, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 1990)
Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Say It Ain't So

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1997)
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Hit the Road, Jack

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 1997)
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
  • Mon 4/3
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The War Room

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 28, 1997)
Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.
  • Mon 4/3
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Lanford's Elite

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
  • Mon 4/3
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Some Enchanted Merger

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
  • Mon 4/3
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A Second Chance

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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The Miracle

S09, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1997)
Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.
  • Mon 4/3
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Roseanne-Feld

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 4, 1997)
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Halloween: The Final Chapter

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 1995)
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
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Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

S04, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1991)
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Vegas

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 1991)
The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Vegas, Vegas

S04, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 1991)
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Stressed to Kill

S04, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1991)
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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We're Going to Disney World

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1996)
Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
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Disney World War II

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1996)
Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • 34
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Springtime for David

S08, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1996)
David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • 34
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The Truth Be Told

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 1997)
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 187
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Arsenic and Old Mom

S09, E22  (First Aired: May. 13, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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Into That Good Night

S09, E23  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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Into That Good Night

S09, E24  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Life and Stuff

S01, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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We're in the Money

S01, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E

S01, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Language Lessons

S01, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 1988)
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 4:50PM-5:22PM
  • 179
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The Last Thursday in November

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1995)
The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 5:22PM-5:54PM
  • 179
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Of Mice and Dan

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1995)
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 5:54PM-6:26PM
  • 179
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Direct to Video

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1995)
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 6:26PM-6:58PM
  • 179
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December Bride

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1995)
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 6:58PM-7:29PM
  • 179
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The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1996)
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 7:29PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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Thanksgiving 1991

S04, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 1991)
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Kansas City, Here We Come

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1991)
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Santa Claus

S04, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1991)
As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Bingo

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1992)
Roseanne gets hooked on bingo; Dan and the kids baby-sit Crystal's son.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Another Mouth to Shut Up

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • 34
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Morning Becomes Obnoxious

S08, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 1996)
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • 34
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Ballroom Blitz

S08, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1996)
Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev (Estelle Parsons) fantasizes about her dance instructor (Tony Curtis).
  • Wed 4/5
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • 34
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Radio Days

S01, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 1988)
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 187
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Lovers' Lane

S01, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 1988)
Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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The Memory Game

S01, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 1988)
Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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Here's to Good Friends

S01, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1988)
Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Dan's Birthday Bash

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 1989)
Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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Saturday

S01, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 1989)
Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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Canoga Time

S01, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 1989)
Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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The Monday Thru Friday Show

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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The White Sheep of the Family

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1996)
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 4:50PM-5:22PM
  • 179
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Becky Howser, M.D.

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 1996)
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 5:22PM-5:54PM
  • 179
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Out of the Past

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1996)
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 5:54PM-6:26PM
  • 179
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Construction Junction

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1996)
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 6:26PM-6:58PM
  • 179
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We're Going to Disney World

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1996)
Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 6:58PM-7:29PM
  • 179
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Disney World War II

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1996)
Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 7:29PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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The Bowling Show

S04, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 21, 1992)
Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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The Back Story

S04, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 1992)
Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household, and her mother arrives.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Less Is More

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1992)
Roseanne's doctor suggests breast-reduction surgery as a cure for her chronic back pain.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1992)
Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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The Wedding

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • 34
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Heart & Soul

S08, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 1996)
David and Darlene postpone their honeymoon when an unplanned event occurs at the wedding reception.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • 34
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Fights and Stuff

S08, E25  (First Aired: May. 21, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne's marriage is threatened after Dan returns home from the hospital.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • 34
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Call Waiting

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1996)
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from popular TV sitcoms after overdosing on reruns.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • 34
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Nightmare on Oak Street

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 1989)
A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 187
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Mall Story

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 1989)
Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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Becky's Choice

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 1989)
Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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The Slice of Life

S01, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 1989)
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Workin' Overtime

S01, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 1989)
The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

S01, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 1989)
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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Death and Stuff

S01, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 1989)
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Dear Mom and Dad

S01, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 1989)
An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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This Old House

S04, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1992)
Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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The Commercial Show

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 1992)
Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Therapy

S04, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 1992)
Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Lies

S04, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 1992)
Darlene seeks advice from Dan and Becky but not Roseanne; Roseanne worries about passing a lie detector test.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Let's Call It Quits

S01, E23  (First Aired: May. 2, 1989)
Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 187
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Inherit the Wind

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 12, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 187
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