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Cast of 'Roseanne'

  • Roseanne as Roseanne Conner
  • John Goodman as Dan Conner
  • Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
  • Michael Fishman as D.J. ``David Jacob'' Conner
  • Johnny Galecki as David Healy
  • Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner
  • Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner
  • Glenn Quinn as Mark Healy
  • Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner Healy
  • Natalie West as Crystal Anderson
  • George Clooney as Booker Brooks
  • Ron Perkins as Pete Wilkins
  • Evelina Fernandez as Juanita Herrera
  • Anne Faulkner as Sylvia Foster
  • Ned Beatty as Ed Conner
  • Estelle Parsons as Bev Harris
  • Tom Arnold as Arnie Merchant/Thomas
  • Martin Mull as Leon Carp
  • Bonnie Sheridan as Bonnie Watkins
  • Sandra Bernhard as Nancy Bartlett
  • Michael O'Keefe as Fred

Roseanne

A breakout hit at a time when they were few and far between, the series casts actors -- led by comedy star Roseanne -- who look like ordinary people. Beneath the show's barrage of caustic one-liners, the Conner family deals with everyday problems like juggling work and family, and trying to make ends meet.

Premiere:
Oct 18, 1988
Original Network:
ABC
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All Upcoming Times for Roseanne

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The Parenting Trap

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1994)
D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.
  • Thu 1/19
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Rear Window

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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My Name Is Bev

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1995)
Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Thu 1/19
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Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Friends and Relatives

S03, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 1990)
Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).
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Like a Virgin

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.
  • Thu 1/19
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Like, a New Job

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 1990)
Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.
  • Thu 1/19
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Good-bye Mr. Right

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 1990)
Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.
  • Thu 1/19
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All About Rosey

S07, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 12:01AM-12:31AM
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All About Rosey

S07, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 12:31AM-1:01AM
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Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Fri 1/20
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Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Fri 1/20
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Lanford's Elite

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
  • Fri 1/20
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Some Enchanted Merger

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
  • Fri 1/20
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A Second Chance

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
  • Fri 1/20
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Couch Potatoes

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1995)
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
  • Fri 1/20
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Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 24, 1995)
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
  • Fri 1/20
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Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Fri 1/20
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Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Becky, Beds and Boys

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 1990)
Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.
  • Fri 1/20
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Trick or Treat

S03, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 1990)
In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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PMS, I Love You

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 1990)
Roseanne's ``PMS day'' and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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Bird Is the Word

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 1990)
Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Halloween: The Final Chapter

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 1995)
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 187
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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The Miracle

S09, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1997)
Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
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Roseanne-Feld

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 4, 1997)
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
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The Truth Be Told

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 1997)
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
  • Sat 1/21
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Arsenic and Old Mom

S09, E22  (First Aired: May. 13, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
  • Sat 1/21
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Into That Good Night

S09, E23  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Sat 1/21
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Into That Good Night

S09, E24  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Sat 1/21
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Life and Stuff

S01, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
  • Sat 1/21
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We're in the Money

S01, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E

S01, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.
  • Sat 1/21
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Language Lessons

S01, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 1988)
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.
  • Sat 1/21
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Radio Days

S01, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 1988)
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
  • Sat 1/21
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Lovers' Lane

S01, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 1988)
Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.
  • Sat 1/21
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The Memory Game

S01, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 1988)
Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.
  • Sat 1/21
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Here's to Good Friends

S01, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1988)
Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.
  • Sat 1/21
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Dan's Birthday Bash

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 1989)
Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.
  • Sat 1/21
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Saturday

S01, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 1989)
Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.
  • Sat 1/21
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Canoga Time

S01, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 1989)
Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.
  • Sat 1/21
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The Monday Thru Friday Show

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary.
  • Sat 1/21
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Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.
  • Sat 1/21
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Father's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 1989)
Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).
  • Sat 1/21
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Nightmare on Oak Street

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 1989)
A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.
  • Sat 1/21
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Mall Story

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 1989)
Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.
  • Sat 1/21
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Becky's Choice

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 1989)
Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.
  • Sat 1/21
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
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Confessions

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 1990)
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
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The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

S03, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 1991)
Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
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The Wedding

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.
  • Sat 1/21
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Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

S03, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 1991)
Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.
  • Sat 1/21
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Home Ec

S03, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 1991)
Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.
  • Sat 1/21
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Dream Lover

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 1990)
Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.
  • Sat 1/21
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Confessions

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 1990)
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
  • Sat 1/21
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The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

S03, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 1991)
Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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Communicable Theater

S03, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1991)
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Vegas Interruptus

S03, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1991)
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Her Boyfriend's Back

S03, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1991)
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
  • Sun 1/22
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Troubles With the Rubbles

S03, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1991)
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
  • Sun 1/22
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Second Time Around

S03, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 1991)
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Dances With Darlene

S03, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1991)
Roseanne wants Darlene to dress like a girl for a school dance.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Scenes From a Barbecue

S03, E24  (First Aired: May. 7, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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The Pied Piper of Lanford

S03, E25  (First Aired: May. 14, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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A Bitter Pill to Swallow

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1991)
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
  • Sun 1/22
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Take My Bike, Please

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1991)
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1991)
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Darlene Fades to Black

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1991)
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Tolerate Thy Neighbor

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1991)
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

S04, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1991)
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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The Last Thursday in November

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1995)
The Conners gain a new perspective on Thanksgiving after attending D.J.'s school pageant.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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Of Mice and Dan

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1995)
Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Direct to Video

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1995)
Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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December Bride

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1995)
A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1996)
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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The White Sheep of the Family

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1996)
A family feud erupts when the Conners learn that Darlene has refused a job that pays very well.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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Girl Talk

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 1994)
Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 4:48PM-5:20PM
  • 179
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Sleeper

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 1994)
David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 5:20PM-5:52PM
  • 179
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Skeleton in the Closet

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 1994)
Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 5:52PM-6:24PM
  • 179
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Follow the Son

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 1994)
Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 6:24PM-6:56PM
  • 179
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Punch and Jimmy

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 1994)
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 6:56PM-7:28PM
  • 179
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White Men Can't Kiss

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 1994)
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 7:28PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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The Wedding

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

S03, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 1991)
Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Home Ec

S03, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 1991)
Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Valentine's Day

S03, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 1991)
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Becky Howser, M.D.

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 1996)
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 187
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Out of the Past

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1996)
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 187
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The Slice of Life

S01, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 1989)
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • 34
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Workin' Overtime

S01, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 1989)
The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • 34
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Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

S01, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 1989)
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • 34
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Out of the Past

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1996)
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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Construction Junction

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1996)
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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We're Going to Disney World

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1996)
Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Disney World War II

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1996)
Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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Springtime for David

S08, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1996)
David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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Another Mouth to Shut Up

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Morning Becomes Obnoxious

S08, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 1996)
A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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Maybe Baby

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 1994)
As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 4:48PM-5:20PM
  • 179
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The Parenting Trap

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1994)
D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 5:20PM-5:52PM
  • 179
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Rear Window

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 5:52PM-6:24PM
  • 179
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My Name Is Bev

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1995)
Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 6:24PM-6:56PM
  • 179
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Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 6:56PM-7:28PM
  • 179
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Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 7:28PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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Communicable Theater

S03, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1991)
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Vegas Interruptus

S03, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1991)
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Her Boyfriend's Back

S03, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1991)
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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Troubles With the Rubbles

S03, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1991)
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
  • Tue 1/24
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Death and Stuff

S01, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 1989)
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • 34
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Dear Mom and Dad

S01, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 1989)
An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • 34
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Let's Call It Quits

S01, E23  (First Aired: May. 2, 1989)
Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • 34
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Inherit the Wind

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 12, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • 34
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The Wedding

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 187
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Heart & Soul

S08, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 1996)
David and Darlene postpone their honeymoon when an unplanned event occurs at the wedding reception.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 187
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Fights and Stuff

S08, E25  (First Aired: May. 21, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne's marriage is threatened after Dan returns home from the hospital.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 187
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Call Waiting

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1996)
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from popular TV sitcoms after overdosing on reruns.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 187
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Millions From Heaven

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 187
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What a Day for a Daydream

S09, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1996)
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 187
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Honor Thy Mother

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1996)
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 187
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Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 4:48PM-5:20PM
  • 179
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Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:20PM-5:52PM
  • 179
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Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:52PM-6:24PM
  • 179
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Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Wed 1/25
  • 6:24PM-6:56PM
  • 179
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The Blaming of the Shrew

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1995)
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
  • Wed 1/25
  • 6:56PM-7:28PM
  • 179
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 7:28PM-8:00PM
  • 179
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Second Time Around

S03, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 1991)
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 108
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Dances With Darlene

S03, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1991)
Roseanne wants Darlene to dress like a girl for a school dance.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 108
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Scenes From a Barbecue

S03, E24  (First Aired: May. 7, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 108
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The Pied Piper of Lanford

S03, E25  (First Aired: May. 14, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 108
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Little Sister

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1989)
Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
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Guilt by Disassociation

S02, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1989)
Roseanne is hired for a job that requires computer expertise.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
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Somebody Stole My Gal

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 1989)
Dan's lonely boss (Kevin Dunn) comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.