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Roseanne

A breakout hit at a time when they were few and far between, the series casts actors -- led by comedy star Roseanne -- who look like ordinary people. Beneath the show's barrage of caustic one-liners, the Conner family deals with everyday problems like juggling work and family, and trying to make ends meet.

Premiere:
Oct 18, 1988
Original Network:
ABC
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David vs. Goliath

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1994)
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1994)
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Don't Make Room for Daddy

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1994)
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1994)
Roseanne has a close encounter of a different kind when she goes to a gay bar with Nancy.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Labor Day

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 1994)
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • CMT

Past Imperfect

S06, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1994)
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • CMT

Lies My Father Told Me

S06, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1994)
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • CMT

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 3, 1994)
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

Body by Jake

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 10, 1994)
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Call Waiting

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1996)
Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from popular TV sitcoms after overdosing on reruns.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 4:16AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land

Millions From Heaven

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

What a Day for a Daydream

S09, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1996)
Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

Isn't It Romantic?

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 17, 1994)
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Altar Egos

S06, E25  (First Aired: May. 24, 1994)
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Nine Is Enough

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 1994)
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Two for One

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 1994)
Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Honor Thy Mother

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1996)
When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Someday My Prince Will Come

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1996)
A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Pampered to a Pulp

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 1996)
After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Snoop Davey Dave

S07, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 1994)
Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Girl Talk

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 1994)
Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Sleeper

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 1994)
David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Skeleton in the Closet

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 1994)
Roseanne's attempts to prank everybody at Leon's Halloween party.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Follow the Son

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 1994)
Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

Punch and Jimmy

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 1994)
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Satan, Darling

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1996)
Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 1996)
A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land

Roseambo

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1996)
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land

Mothers and Other Strangers

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1996)
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

White Men Can't Kiss

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 1994)
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Thanksgiving 1994

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 1994)
The Conner family gathers for Thanksgiving dinner; Dan and Roseanne plan to reveal the gender of the baby they are expecting.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Maybe Baby

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 1994)
As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

The Parenting Trap

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1994)
D.J. is falling behind in school; Darlene finds David in a new relationship.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Rear Window

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • CMT

My Name Is Bev

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1995)
Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • CMT

Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • CMT

Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • CMT

Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Home for the Holidays

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1996)
Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Say It Ain't So

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1997)
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Hit the Road, Jack

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 1997)
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

All About Rosey

S07, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

All About Rosey

S07, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Fri 12/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

The Blaming of the Shrew

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1995)
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
  • Sat 12/10
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

The War Room

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 28, 1997)
Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Lanford's Elite

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Some Enchanted Merger

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

A Second Chance

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 5:54AM-6:27AM
  • TV Land

The Miracle

S09, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1997)
Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 6:27AM-7:00AM
  • TV Land

Roseanne-Feld

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 4, 1997)
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 7:00AM-7:36AM
  • TV Land

The Truth Be Told

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 1997)
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 7:36AM-8:12AM
  • TV Land

Arsenic and Old Mom

S09, E22  (First Aired: May. 13, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 8:12AM-8:48AM
  • TV Land

Life and Stuff

S01, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 8:48AM-9:24AM
  • TV Land

We're in the Money

S01, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 9:24AM-10:00AM
  • TV Land

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

S01, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TV Land

Language Lessons

S01, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 1988)
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • TV Land

Radio Days

S01, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 1988)
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • TV Land

Lovers' Lane

S01, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 1988)
Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • TV Land

The Memory Game

S01, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 1988)
Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • TV Land

Here's to Good Friends

S01, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1988)
Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • TV Land

Dan's Birthday Bash

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 1989)
Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • TV Land

Saturday

S01, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 1989)
Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • TV Land

Canoga Time

S01, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 1989)
Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TV Land

The Monday Thru Friday Show

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TV Land

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • TV Land

Father's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 1989)
Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).
  • Sat 12/10
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • TV Land

Nightmare on Oak Street

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 1989)
A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • TV Land

Mall Story

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 1989)
Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • TV Land

Couch Potatoes

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1995)
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 24, 1995)
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Let Them Eat Junk

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1995)
Jackie has it out with Roseanne when she doesn't follow specific dietary instructions for Andy.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Into That Good Night

S09, E23  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 4:16AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land

Into That Good Night

S09, E24  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

Life and Stuff

S01, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

Roseanne in the Hood

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 1995)
A new restaurant opens up across the street from the Lunch Box, and while Jackie is worried sick, Roseanne seems unconcerned.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

The Last Date

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1995)
During one of their final baby-free nights together, Roseanne and Dan crash a bar mitzvah party.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Halloween: The Final Chapter

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 1995)
A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

The Fifties Show

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1995)
A black-and-white episode parodies families from '50s sitcoms.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

The Getaway, Almost

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1995)
Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

We're in the Money

S01, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan pledge to pay off their bills after Dan receives a $500 advance on a drywall job.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

S01, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 1988)
Roseanne and Dan evaluate their marriage after news of a friend's divorce.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Language Lessons

S01, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 1988)
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about Roseanne's sister.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT
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  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT
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  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT
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  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Radio Days

S01, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 1988)
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land

Lovers' Lane

S01, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 1988)
Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land

The Memory Game

S01, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 1988)
Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land

Here's to Good Friends

S01, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1988)
Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

Becky Howser, M.D.

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 1996)
Becky considers making changes to her life after telling Roseanne how unhappy she is.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Out of the Past

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1996)
Nana Mary's (Shelley Winters) visit with a box of toys takes Roseanne and Jackie on a trip down memory lane.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Construction Junction

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1996)
Dan weighs a business opportunity; Jackie fears her new computer.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

We're Going to Disney World

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1996)
Roseanne plans to use Dan's severance check to take the family to Walt Disney World.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Disney World War II

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1996)
Walt Disney World has a profound effect on Roseanne's usually complaining brood.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • CMT

Springtime for David

S08, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1996)
David leaves the Conner household to work and live at a bizarre amusement park.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

Another Mouth to Shut Up

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1996)
Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Dan's Birthday Bash

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 1989)
Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Saturday

S01, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 1989)
Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Canoga Time

S01, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 1989)
Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
A blue-collar family uses laughter to cope.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT
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  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT
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  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT
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  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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  • Sat 12/17
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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The Monday Thru Friday Show

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Father's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 1989)
Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).
  • Sat 12/17
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Nightmare on Oak Street

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 1989)
A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 5:54AM-6:27AM
  • TV Land

Mall Story

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 1989)
Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 6:27AM-7:00AM
  • TV Land

Becky's Choice

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 1989)
Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 7:00AM-7:36AM
  • TV Land

The Slice of Life

S01, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 1989)
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 7:36AM-8:12AM
  • TV Land

Workin' Overtime

S01, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 1989)
The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 8:12AM-8:48AM
  • TV Land

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

S01, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 1989)
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 8:48AM-9:24AM
  • TV Land

Death and Stuff

S01, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 1989)
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 9:24AM-10:00AM
  • TV Land

Dear Mom and Dad

S01, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 1989)
An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TV Land

Let's Call It Quits

S01, E23  (First Aired: May. 2, 1989)
Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • TV Land

Inherit the Wind

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 12, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • TV Land

Little Sister

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1989)
Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • TV Land

Guilt by Disassociation

S02, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1989)
Roseanne is hired for a job that requires computer expertise.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • TV Land

Somebody Stole My Gal

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 1989)
Dan's lonely boss (Kevin Dunn) comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • TV Land

House of Grown-Ups

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 1989)
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officers training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • TV Land

Five of a Kind

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1989)
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • TV Land

Sweet Dreams

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1989)
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TV Land

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1989)
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TV Land

Lobocop

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • TV Land

No Talking

S02, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1989)
Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • TV Land

Chicken Hearts

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1990)
Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • TV Land

One for the Road

S02, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1990)
Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • TV Land