TV Listings

Print HELP

Roseanne

A breakout hit at a time when they were few and far between, the series casts actors -- led by comedy star Roseanne -- who look like ordinary people. Beneath the show's barrage of caustic one-liners, the Conner family deals with everyday problems like juggling work and family, and trying to make ends meet.

Premiere:
Oct 18, 1988
Original Network:
ABC
  • Rate this show:
    3.7 / 5.0
    Avg. 3.7 (2,283 ratings)
  • Share

All Upcoming Times for Roseanne

Episode Air Date Channel

Roseambo

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1996)
Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 1996)
Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Mothers and Other Strangers

S09, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1996)
Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Home for the Holidays

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1996)
Dan returns home for Christmas, and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family realize how lucky they are.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Say It Ain't So

S09, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1997)
Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Hit the Road, Jack

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 1997)
Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

The War Room

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 28, 1997)
Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Lanford's Elite

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne bonds with the son (James Brolin) of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.
  • Mon 8/21
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Some Enchanted Merger

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1997)
Roseanne discovers an attraction to Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin) and realizes he feels the same way about her.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Secrets

S04, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 1992)
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne to cover both their tracks.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 4:16AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land

Don't Make Me Over

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 5, 1992)
Roseanne is tired of being the disciplinarian; Becky and Darlene take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

Aliens

S04, E25  (First Aired: May. 12, 1992)
Roseanne looks for a new job; a lack of money forces Becky to put her college plans on hold.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

A Second Chance

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

The Miracle

S09, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1997)
Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Roseanne-Feld

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 4, 1997)
Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

The Truth Be Told

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 1997)
Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Arsenic and Old Mom

S09, E22  (First Aired: May. 13, 1997)
Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Into That Good Night

S09, E23  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Into That Good Night

S09, E24  (First Aired: May. 20, 1997)
The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Life and Stuff

S01, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 1988)
Roseanne believes Dan should share domestic responsibilities.
  • Tue 8/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Terms of Estrangement

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 1992)
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Terms of Estrangement

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 1992)
Dan feels like a failure after losing the bike shop; newlyweds Mark and Becky return for a visit.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

The Dark Ages

S05, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 1992)
The power company disconnects power to the Conner home when Roseanne fails to pay the electric bill.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Radio Days

S01, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 1988)
Dan enters a songwriting contest with Roseanne's encouragement; Jackie fends off her factory manager.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Lovers' Lane

S01, E06  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 1988)
Roseanne meets Becky's beau at the bowling alley; Booker makes a bet with Jackie.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

The Memory Game

S01, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 1988)
Dan's 15-year-old secret is exposed during preparations for the high-school reunion.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Here's to Good Friends

S01, E08  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1988)
Roseanne and Jackie take a heartbroken Crystal out; Jackie sees Booker with another woman.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Dan's Birthday Bash

S01, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 1989)
Dan's birthday party gets out of hand when a drunken man picks a fight with Dan.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Saturday

S01, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 1989)
Roseanne bets Dan and his pals they will never fix his truck.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Canoga Time

S01, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 1989)
Dan and Roseanne argue over what will go to the PTA rummage sale.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

The Monday Thru Friday Show

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Mommy Nearest

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 1992)
Roseanne's mother (Estelle Parsons) plans to move to Lanford; Jackie romances a younger man (Matt Roth).
  • Thu 8/24
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Pretty in Black

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 1992)
Darlene wants no part of the Sweet Sixteen birthday party that's being planned for her; Roseanne dreams of investing in a new business with Jackie.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 1992)
Roseanne applies for a loan to develop her new business idea; Darlene catches D.J. watching their neighbor, Molly.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Bridge Over Troubled Sonny

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 1989)
Roseanne tries to cure Crystal's obsession with her late husband; Darlene starts smoking.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Father's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 1989)
Roseanne is mediator to Dan and his salesman father (Ned Beatty).
  • Thu 8/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Nightmare on Oak Street

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 1989)
A concerned Roseanne questions Darlene about her sleepless night, supposedly caused by a bad dream.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Mall Story

S01, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 1989)
Mayhem follows the Conners when they go shopping at the local mall.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Becky's Choice

S01, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 1989)
Becky stands up her boyfriend after Dan and Roseanne invite him over for dinner.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

The Slice of Life

S01, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 1989)
Darlene's emergency appendectomy inspires Roseanne and Dan to re-evaluate what their daughter means to them.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Workin' Overtime

S01, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 1989)
The kids take advantage when Roseanne and Dan must work overtime.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

S01, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 1989)
The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Death and Stuff

S01, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 1989)
The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • CMT

Dear Mom and Dad

S01, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 1989)
An unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents (Estelle Parsons, John Randolph) creates havoc.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • CMT

Let's Call It Quits

S01, E23  (First Aired: May. 2, 1989)
Roseanne tries to arrange a compromise with a nasty new boss (Fred Dalton Thompson) at the factory.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

Inherit the Wind

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 12, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan make an ill-fated attempt to console Becky after she is humiliated at school.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Ladies Choice

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 1992)
Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

Stand on Your Man

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1992)
Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Good Girls, Bad Girls

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 1992)
Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Little Sister

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1989)
Roseanne and Jackie argue when Jackie announces she's going to the Police Academy.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Guilt by Disassociation

S02, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1989)
Roseanne is hired for a job that requires computer expertise.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Somebody Stole My Gal

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 1989)
Dan's lonely boss (Kevin Dunn) comes for dinner and desperately tries to win the family's affections.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

House of Grown-Ups

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 1989)
Roseanne is unhappy about Jackie leaving for officers training camp; Darlene and Becky attend a party for older teenagers.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Five of a Kind

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1989)
Roseanne is disturbed when one of Dan's poker buddies gives her a passionate kiss.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

BOO!

S02, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 1989)
The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Sweet Dreams

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1989)
Roseanne has a Broadway style fantasy after seeking a peaceful moment in the bathtub.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

We Gather Together

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1989)
Dan's and Roseanne's parents come to Lanford for a big Thanksgiving Day celebration.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

S08, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1996)
The competition heats up when Roseanne and Jackie both get jobs demonstrating products at a supermarket.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Of Ice and Men

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 1992)
Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 3:36AM-4:12AM
  • TV Land

Crime and Punishment

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 1993)
Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

War and Peace

S05, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 1993)
Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Lanford Daze

S05, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 26, 1993)
The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 1993)
The death of her father forces Roseanne to confront her feelings about his abusive behavior and his mistress.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 5:54AM-6:27AM
  • TV Land

First Cousin, Twice Removed

S05, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 1993)
Roseanne's visiting cousin rekindles a family feud when she encourages Darlene to drop out of school and follow her dreams.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 6:27AM-7:00AM
  • TV Land

Lose a Job, Winnebago

S05, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 1993)
The Conners and the Tildens attend the taping of ``The Jackie Thomas Show'' when they drive to Hollywood in the Tilden's motor home.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 7:00AM-7:36AM
  • TV Land

It's a Boy!

S05, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 1993)
Dan and Roseanne fight over letting Darlene's boyfriend move in.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 7:36AM-8:12AM
  • TV Land

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

S05, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 1993)
Roseanne marks her 20th anniversary with a sexy boudoir photograph for Dan, but she is not prepared for his gift.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 8:12AM-8:48AM
  • TV Land

Playing With Matches

S05, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 1993)
Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 8:48AM-9:24AM
  • TV Land

Promises, Promises

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 1993)
Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 9:24AM-10:00AM
  • TV Land

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

S05, E23  (First Aired: May. 4, 1993)
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 10:00AM-10:36AM
  • TV Land

Tooth or Consequences

S05, E24  (First Aired: May. 11, 1993)
Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 10:36AM-11:12AM
  • TV Land

Daughters and Other Strangers

S05, E25  (First Aired: May. 18, 1993)
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 11:12AM-11:48AM
  • TV Land

Two Down, One to Go

S06, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 14, 1993)
Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 11:48AM-12:24PM
  • TV Land

The Mommy's Curse

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 1993)
Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 12:24PM-1:00PM
  • TV Land

Party Politics

S06, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 1993)
Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • TV Land

A Stash From the Past

S06, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 1993)
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • TV Land

Be My Baby

S06, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 1993)
After Roseanne expresses interest in having another child, Jackie reveals her own pregnancy.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TV Land

Homeward Bound

S06, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 1993)
A surprise visit from Darlene makes David realize how much he misses her.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TV Land

Guilt by Imagination

S06, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 1993)
Dan tries to conceal the fact he had lunch with an old flame.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • TV Land

Homecoming

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 1993)
Becky and Mark return to help celebrate a momentous anniversary for Dan. Sarah Chalke joins the cast as Becky.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • TV Land

The Driver's Seat

S06, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 1993)
Roseanne and Leon squabble over the Lunch Box diner; D.J. goes joy riding.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • TV Land

Suck Up or Shut Up

S06, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1994)
Roseanne joins a women's group to promote business and leaves D.J. in a tough spot with a schoolmate.
  • Sat 8/26
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • TV Land

Brain-Dead Poets' Society

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1989)
Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Lobocop

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 1989)
Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

No Talking

S02, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1989)
Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Chicken Hearts

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 1990)
Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

One for the Road

S02, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 1990)
Becky and her friend (Lindsay Fisher) suffer the consequences when they get drunk.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

An Officer and a Gentleman

S02, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 1990)
Jackie plays mom while Roseanne is called away for a family emergency.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Born to Be Wild

S02, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 30, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne realize their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend (Jay O. Sanders).
  • Mon 8/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Hair

S02, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1990)
Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

I'm Hungry

S02, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1990)
Roseanne and Dan sneak snacks while exercising to lose weight.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Punch and Jimmy

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 1994)
Roseanne and Jackie pay Darlene and her boyfriend (Danny Masterson) a surprise visit at college; Dan referees fights at home.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 4:16AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land

White Men Can't Kiss

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 1994)
Dan and Roseanne struggle with D.J.'s reluctance to kiss a girl in the school play.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

Maybe Baby

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 1994)
As Dan and Roseanne await word on her pregnancy, he feels left out of the decision-making process.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

All of Me

S02, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1990)
Jackie's new romance seems to be getting serious, until Roseanne interferes.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

To Tell the Truth

S02, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1990)
Roseanne and Jackie stop speaking to each other because of Jackie's new romance.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Fender Bender

S02, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 1990)
After they are both involved in a fender bender, Roseanne tells her former employer, Mrs. Wellman, a thing or two.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

April Fool's Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne are in a panic to get their tax returns filed by deadline.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Fathers and Daughters

S02, E23  (First Aired: May. 1, 1990)
Roseanne forces Dan to take Becky to the mall to bond with her as she tries to bond with Darlene.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Happy Birthday

S02, E24  (First Aired: May. 8, 1990)
Roseanne wants to become a writer but can't find a quiet place to work.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

The Test

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 18, 1990)
The Conner family and friends await the results of Roseanne's home pregnancy test.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Friends and Relatives

S03, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 1990)
Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold).
  • Tue 8/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Like a Virgin

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • CMT

Like, a New Job

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 1990)
Dan is in charge of the children when Roseanne has to work late.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • CMT

Good-bye Mr. Right

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 1990)
Roseanne is concerned about Jackie's boyfriend (Brian Kerwin) when Jackie is injured on the job.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

Becky, Beds and Boys

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 1990)
Becky disobeys her parents when they request that she stop dating a certain boy.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Rear Window

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne see too much of their neighbors from the bedroom window.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

My Name Is Bev

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1995)
Bev's arrest for drunken driving lands her in Alcoholics Anonymous, but the Conners' Super Bowl party tests her sobriety.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Bed and Bored

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1995)
Roseanne soon tires of the special treatment she receives after feigning sickness; Bev makes a shocking confession to Jackie.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Trick or Treat

S03, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 1990)
In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

PMS, I Love You

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 1990)
Roseanne's ``PMS day'' and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Bird Is the Word

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 1990)
Becky is suspended from school after making a gesture in her class picture.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Dream Lover

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 1990)
Dan confesses his sexy dreams to Roseanne -- and she's not in them.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 1990)
Dan and Roseanne celebrate an anniversary; Becky and Darlene are grounded.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Confessions

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 1990)
Roseanne expects a fight between Jackie and their mother (Estelle Parsons), but she is surprised instead.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

S03, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 1991)
Dan's father (Ned Beatty) announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

The Wedding

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 1996)
Dan and Roseanne express their emotions on Darlene's wedding day.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Sisters

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1995)
D.J.'s bizarre behavior leads to clashes between Roseanne and Jackie, and Darlene and Becky.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 4:09AM-4:48AM
  • TV Land

Lost Youth

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1995)
Roseanne gets David to paint a wall in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their sex life has become predictable.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 4:48AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Single Married Female

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 1995)
While Roseanne's away, Dan is burdened with the knowledge that Jackie is going dancing with a man other than Fred.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore

S03, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 1991)
Becky leaves home and moves in with Jackie after a fight with Roseanne.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Home Ec

S03, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 1991)
Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a crash course in family dining on a budget.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Valentine's Day

S03, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 1991)
Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene is spurned.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Communicable Theater

S03, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1991)
When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Vegas Interruptus

S03, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1991)
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Her Boyfriend's Back

S03, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1991)
Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Troubles With the Rubbles

S03, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1991)
Roseanne confronts her neighbors when they complain that D.J. is a bad influence on their son (Troy Davidson).
  • Thu 8/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Second Time Around

S03, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 1991)
Roseanne recalls her own pregnancies as she helps Crystal through Lamaze.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Dances With Darlene

S03, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1991)
Roseanne wants Darlene to dress like a girl for a school dance.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • CMT

Scenes From a Barbecue

S03, E24  (First Aired: May. 7, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne try to convince Roseanne's wise-cracking grandmother (Shelley Winters) to move in with them.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • CMT

The Pied Piper of Lanford

S03, E25  (First Aired: May. 14, 1991)
Dan and Roseanne plan to open a new business with an old friend (Jay O. Sanders), until the rules change.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • CMT

A Bitter Pill to Swallow

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1991)
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Husbands and Wives

S07, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1995)
Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

All About Rosey

S07, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

All About Rosey

S07, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1995)
Television mothers from the past, including June Lockhart, Barbara Billingsley and Isabel Sanford, join Roseanne in a look back at special moments from ``Roseanne.''.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Take My Bike, Please

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1991)
Domestic war breaks out when Dan and Roseanne leave Becky in charge while they work late at the bike shop.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • CMT

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1991)
After seeing her old boyfriend with his new fiancee, Jackie decides she needs a change in her life; D.J. adopts a stray dog.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • CMT

Darlene Fades to Black

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1991)
Darlene turns rebellious when she catches a case of the ``freshman blues''; Becky wants a car.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • CMT

Tolerate Thy Neighbor

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1991)
Roseanne is surprised by her neighbor's (Meagen Fay) sudden, if not charitable, change of heart.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • CMT

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

S04, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1991)
The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • CMT

Vegas

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 1991)
The Conners' second honeymoon in Las Vegas becomes a nightmare when they spend the weekend with Dan's friend.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • CMT

Vegas, Vegas

S04, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 1991)
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a nightclub and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • CMT

Stressed to Kill

S04, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1991)
Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • CMT

Thanksgiving 1991

S04, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 1991)
A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT

Happy Trailers

S07, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1995)
Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone).
  • Sat 9/2
  • 3:36AM-4:12AM
  • TV Land

The Blaming of the Shrew

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 3, 1995)
Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres).
  • Sat 9/2
  • 4:12AM-4:49AM
  • TV Land

The Birds and the Frozen Bees

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 10, 1995)
Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 4:49AM-5:21AM
  • TV Land

Couch Potatoes

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 17, 1995)
Pregnant Roseanne's nesting instinct disrupts the household's routine.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 5:21AM-5:54AM
  • TV Land

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 24, 1995)
Dan fantasizes that the whole family is marooned on an island with Gilligan and his friends in a tribute to the 1960s TV series.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 5:54AM-6:27AM
  • TV Land

Shower the People You Love With Stuff

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1995)
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 6:27AM-7:00AM
  • TV Land

Busted

S06, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1994)
Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 7:00AM-7:36AM
  • TV Land

David vs. Goliath

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1994)
Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 7:36AM-8:12AM
  • TV Land

Everyone Comes to Jackie's

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1994)
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 8:12AM-8:48AM
  • TV Land

Don't Make Room for Daddy

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 1994)
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 8:48AM-9:24AM
  • TV Land

Don't Ask, Don't Tell

S06, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 1994)
Roseanne has a close encounter of a different kind when she goes to a gay bar with Nancy.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 9:24AM-10:00AM
  • TV Land

Labor Day

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 1994)
Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 10:00AM-10:36AM
  • TV Land

Past Imperfect

S06, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1994)
When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 10:36AM-11:12AM
  • TV Land

Lies My Father Told Me

S06, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 1994)
Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 11:12AM-11:48AM
  • TV Land

I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 3, 1994)
D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 11:48AM-12:24PM
  • TV Land

Body by Jake

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 10, 1994)
Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 12:24PM-1:00PM
  • TV Land

Isn't It Romantic?

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 17, 1994)
Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • TV Land

Altar Egos

S06, E25  (First Aired: May. 24, 1994)
Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • TV Land

Nine Is Enough

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 1994)
With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TV Land

Two for One

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 1994)
Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TV Land

Snoop Davey Dave

S07, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 1994)
Jilted David's revelation about Darlene shocks Dan and Roseanne.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • TV Land

Girl Talk

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 1994)
Dan does not like Roseanne meddling in Becky's marital problems.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • TV Land

Sleeper

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 1994)
David reveals the woman who appeared in his racy dream, disquieting all.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • TV Land

Follow the Son

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 1994)
Roseanne is jealous of Dan's new bond with D.J.; David dislikes Darlene's new beau.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • TV Land

Kansas City, Here We Come

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1991)
Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • CMT