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My Wife and Kids
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Cast of 'My Wife and Kids'

  • Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle
  • Tisha Campbell-Martin as Janet ``Jay'' Kyle
  • George O. Gore II as Michael Kyle Jr.
  • Jennifer Freeman as Claire Kyle
  • Parker McKenna Posey as Kady Kyle
  • Noah Gray-Cabey as Franklin Aloysius Mumford
  • Andrew McFarlane as Tony
  • Brooklyn Sudano as Vanessa Scott

My Wife and Kids

Michael Kyle is a man on a tragically funny quest for the perfect ``traditional'' family while his wife searches for her own path in life.

Premiere:
Mar 28, 2001
Original Network:
ABC
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    2.9 / 5.0
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The Maid

S04, E26  (First Aired: May. 5, 2004)
While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.
  • Wed 9/20
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Hand Model

S04, E27  (First Aired: May. 12, 2004)
Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.
  • Wed 9/20
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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What Do You Know?

S04, E28  (First Aired: May. 19, 2004)
A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.
  • Wed 9/20
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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The Baby

S04, E29  (First Aired: Jul. 31, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
  • Wed 9/20
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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The V Story

S05, E26  (First Aired: May. 17, 2005)
Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.
  • Thu 9/21
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.
  • Thu 9/21
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The Truth Hurts

S01, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael is convinced that junior has gotten a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it; Michael is concerned that none of his children are willing to own up to things they've done.
  • Thu 9/21
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Grassy Knoll

S01, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 4, 2001)
Michael and Jay play mind games on Junior after they discover he has been smoking marijuana; Kady wants to spend more time with her big sister.
  • Thu 9/21
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What Do You Know?

S04, E28  (First Aired: May. 19, 2004)
A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.
  • Thu 9/21
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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The Baby

S04, E29  (First Aired: Jul. 31, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
  • Thu 9/21
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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The Baby

S04, E30  (First Aired: Jul. 31, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
  • Thu 9/21
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Fantasy Camp

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2004)
Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.
  • Thu 9/21
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Of Breasts and Basketball

S01, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 4, 2001)
Michael has difficulty coping when Junior beats him at basketball; Claire buys a a padded bra to impress boys.
  • Fri 9/22
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Making the Grade

S01, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2001)
Junior attempts to fool his parents into believing he got an A for his algebra assignment, but the scheme backfires when Janet and Michael treat him like a prodigy.
  • Fri 9/22
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Working It

S01, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2001)
Michael hires an attractive tutor in hopes of invoking Junior's passion for math.
  • Fri 9/22
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Snapping and Sniffing

S01, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2001)
Michael advises Jr. to fight his school bully with words instead of fists; Michael feels Jay is neglecting the family.
  • Fri 9/22
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The Baby

S04, E30  (First Aired: Jul. 31, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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Fantasy Camp

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2004)
Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.
  • Fri 9/22
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Fantasy Camp

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2004)
At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Childcare Class

S05, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2004)
After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.
  • Fri 9/22
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Class Reunion

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2004)
Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
  • Mon 9/25
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The Fellowship of the Baby

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2004)
Michael tells Jr. that ``Jr., Jr.'' is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.
  • Mon 9/25
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Class Reunion

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2004)
Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.
  • Tue 9/26
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The Fellowship of the Baby

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2004)
Michael tells Jr. that ``Jr., Jr.'' is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.
  • Tue 9/26
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Poker Face

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2004)
Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.
  • Tue 9/26
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The Proposal

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2004)
A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.
  • Tue 9/26
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Poker Face

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2004)
Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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The Proposal

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2004)
A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.
  • Wed 9/27
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Restaurant Wars

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2004)
Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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The Return of Bobby Shaw

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2004)
Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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Restaurant Wars

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2004)
Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 55
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The Return of Bobby Shaw

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2004)
Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 55
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The Wedding

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Careful What You Wish For

S05, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2005)
Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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The Wedding

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.
  • Fri 9/29
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Careful What You Wish For

S05, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2005)
Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.
  • Fri 9/29
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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They Call Me El Foosay

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2005)
Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.
  • Fri 9/29
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Study Buddy

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2005)
Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.
  • Fri 9/29
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They Call Me El Foosay

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2005)
Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Study Buddy

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2005)
Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Sweetheart's Day

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2005)
Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Silence Is Golden

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2005)
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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Bahamas

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2005)
Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.
  • Mon 10/2
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Bahamas

S05, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 2005)
Michael and Jay find themselves stranded on an island as the tide rises, and the only person who can help them is Michael's annoying golf buddy (David Alan Grier).
  • Mon 10/2
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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