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My Wife and Kids
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Cast of 'My Wife and Kids'

  • Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle
  • Tisha Campbell-Martin as Janet ``Jay'' Kyle
  • George O. Gore II as Michael Kyle Jr.
  • Jennifer Freeman as Claire Kyle
  • Parker McKenna Posey as Kady Kyle
  • Noah Gray-Cabey as Franklin Aloysius Mumford
  • Andrew McFarlane as Tony
  • Brooklyn Sudano as Vanessa Scott

My Wife and Kids

Michael Kyle is a man on a tragically funny quest for the perfect ``traditional'' family while his wife searches for her own path in life.

Premiere:
Mar 28, 2001
Original Network:
ABC
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    2.9 / 5.0
    Avg. 2.9 (2,647 ratings)
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All Upcoming Times for My Wife and Kids

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The Proposal

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2004)
A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.
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Restaurant Wars

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2004)
Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.
  • Thu 7/20
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The Return of Bobby Shaw

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2004)
Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.
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The Wedding

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.
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Careful What You Wish For

S05, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2005)
Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.
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They Call Me El Foosay

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2005)
Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.
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The Return of Bobby Shaw

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2004)
Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.
  • Fri 7/21
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The Wedding

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.
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Careful What You Wish For

S05, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2005)
Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.
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They Call Me El Foosay

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2005)
Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.
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Study Buddy

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2005)
Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.
  • Fri 7/21
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Sweetheart's Day

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2005)
Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.
  • Fri 7/21
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Study Buddy

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2005)
Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.
  • Sat 7/22
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Sweetheart's Day

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2005)
Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.
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Silence Is Golden

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2005)
Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.
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Bahamas

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2005)
Michael is hoping for some time for himself when they arrive at the resort, but his golf buddy (David Alan Grier) shows up and insists they spend time together, forcing Michael to go to great lengths to get away.
  • Mon 7/24
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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Of Mice and Man

S04, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 2003)
When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.
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Moving on Out

S04, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 2004)
The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.
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Candy Wars

S04, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 21, 2004)
Michael loses sight of his daughter in his quest to sell the most chocolate bars during a school candy drive.
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Jr. Sells His Car

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 2004)
Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it; Franklin asks Michael how he can act more like a normal kid.
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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The Anniversary Present

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2004)
Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.
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Illegal Smile

S04, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2004)
Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).
  • Wed 7/26
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Outbreak Monkey

S04, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2004)
Flu germs jeopardize Michael's chance to see basketball star LeBron James shoot hoops at Madison Square Garden.
  • Wed 7/26
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Empty Nest

S04, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 2004)
Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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Empty Nest

S04, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 2004)
Alone in the house, Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they have had with their children and friends.
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Calvin Comes to Stay

S04, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 10, 2004)
When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.
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Calvin Goes to Work

S04, E23  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2004)
Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.
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Romantic Night

S04, E24  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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The Director

S04, E25  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2004)
Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.
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The Maid

S04, E26  (First Aired: May. 5, 2004)
While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.
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Hand Model

S04, E27  (First Aired: May. 12, 2004)
Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.
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What Do You Know?

S04, E28  (First Aired: May. 19, 2004)
A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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R.V. Dreams

S05, E25  (First Aired: May. 10, 2005)
Michael persuades his reluctant family to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon.
  • Sat 7/29
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The V Story

S05, E26  (First Aired: May. 17, 2005)
Jay insists that Michael get a vasectomy so they can feel free to enjoy themselves, but Michael is reluctant to undergo the operation.
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Mike worries when Jay wants to put her college degree to good use and enter the workforce.
  • Mon 7/31
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The Truth Hurts

S01, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2001)
Michael is convinced that junior has gotten a tattoo, but Junior won't admit it; Michael is concerned that none of his children are willing to own up to things they've done.
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No Episode Title

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Michael Kyle quests for a traditional family.
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