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Married ... With Children

The antithesis of the loving ``Cosby Show'' family, ``Married ... With Children'' focused on the Bundys, a suburban Chicago family who would rather eat nails than say a kind word to one another. Al, the patriarch, is a misogynistic shoe salesman, whose wife, Peggy, is a housewife who does no work around the house. Saying their children, Kelly and Bud, do not have a lot going for them is an understatement. This biting comedy focuses on the couple's constant verbal sparring over their slacker kids, their lack of money, success and intimacy.

Premiere:
Apr 05, 1987
Original Network:
FOX
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Old Insurance Dodge

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 9, 1993)
After learning his stolen car is worth a measly $100, Al falsifies an insurance claim.
  • Sun 6/26
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Wedding Repercussions

S07, E25  (First Aired: May. 16, 1993)
The Bundy's newly married relative (Abraham Benrubi) learns his bride slept with Bud the day before their wedding.
  • Sun 6/26
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

The Proposition

S07, E26  (First Aired: May. 23, 1993)
Al's ex-girlfriend (Vanna White), a cosmetics millionaire, offers Peggy $500,000 for one night with Al.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 5, 1993)
Al's ego is damaged after Peg gets a chance to compete in a free-throw contest.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Hood in the Boyz

S08, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 12, 1993)
Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Proud to Be Your Bud

S08, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 1993)
Bud faces his cool alter ego when his latest attempt to impress women fails miserably.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Luck of the Bundys

S08, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 1993)
Al becomes too paranoid to enjoy his incredible lucky streak.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Banking on Marcy

S08, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 1993)
Marcy finds a way to overcome her fear of public speaking, but the cure turns out to be worse than the illness.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

No Chicken, No Check

S08, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 1993)
Kelly and Bud are forced to double-date after they purchase a new car.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Take My Wife, Please

S08, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 1993)
Al must prove his family really needs him or Death will banish him.
  • Mon 6/27
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Scared Single

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 1993)
Al tries to convince Aaron (Hill Harper), his newly hired shoe salesman, that he should not get married.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

No Ma'am

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 1993)
Al forms a woman-hating club and decides to take over a female-oriented talk show.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Dancing With Weezie

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 1993)
Al and Jefferson concoct a wild scheme to worm their way out of attending a play with their wives.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Change for a Buck

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 1993)
Buck runs away from home and ends up on death row in the pound.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

A Little off the Top

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 1993)
A minor mishap at the hospital causes Al pain whenever he is aroused.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

The Worst Noel

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 1993)
Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing ``It's a Wonderful Life.''.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Honey, I Blew Up Myself

S08, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 1994)
Al enlists a group of feminists to destroy posters showing sexy photos of Peg.
  • Tue 6/28
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Sofa So Good

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 1994)
Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

How Green Was My Apple

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 1994)
An apple causes the Bundys and the D'Arcys to declare war on each other for property rights.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Get Outta Dodge

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 1994)
Al is offered a sports car in return for a commercial about his old clunker.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Valentine's Day Massacre

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 1994)
A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Field of Screams

S08, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 1994)
Al chains himself to a goal post to stop the demolition of Polk High's old sports field.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

The D'Arcy Files

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 1994)
When Marcy confronts Jefferson about his past, she is shocked to learn he is in a witness protection program.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

The Legend of Ironhead Haynes

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 1, 1994)
Al turns to the leader (Waylon Jennings) of a men's movement when he needs help dealing with feminists.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Nooner or Later

S08, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 1994)
A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Kelly Knows Something

S08, E26  (First Aired: May. 22, 1994)
Al and Kelly try to win money by becoming contestants on a sports trivia show.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Assault and Batteries

S08, E24  (First Aired: May. 8, 1994)
While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Ride Scare

S08, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 1994)
Al is required to carpool with women from one of the mall's lingerie stores.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Al Goes Deep

S08, E25  (First Aired: May. 15, 1994)
After losing Marcy's money in a stock deal, Jefferson tries to raise the cash by betting on a football game.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Shoeway to Heaven

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 4, 1994)
Trouble follows when Al gives a model a free pair of '70s-style shoes in exchange for an advertisement.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Driving Mr. Boondy

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 11, 1994)
Al discovers he has to retake a driving test and finds Bud is his instructor from hell.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Kelly Breaks Out

S09, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 18, 1994)
Kelly lands a job as a spokesmodel only to realize that her career isn't the only thing ``breaking out.''
  • Fri 7/1
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Naughty but Niece

S09, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 1994)
Marcy's niece Amber moves to Chicago to learn some Midwestern values, but she ends up hitting it off with Bud instead.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Business Sucks

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 1994)
Al kicks a woman out of his shoe store when he becomes disgusted at her breast-feeding her baby in front of him.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Business Still Sucks

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 1994)
Al thinks changing the inventory to all men's shoes will solve the breast-feeding problem, until the owner pays a visit.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Dial `B' for Virgin

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 1994)
Bud is compelled to make a house call when a woman dials his hotline for virgins on the verge of giving in.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TBS

Sleepless in Chicago

S09, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 1994)
Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

No Pot to Pease In

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 1994)
The Bundys protest a new unauthorized sitcom based on their lives.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Dud Bowl

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 1994)
Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TBS

A Man for No Seasons

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 1994)
Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 1995)
The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

I Want My Psycho Dad

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 1994)
Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

I Want My Psycho Dad

S09, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 1994)
Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, ``Psycho Dad.''
  • Sun 7/3
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Kelly Takes a Shot

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 1995)
Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Something Larry This Way Comes

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1995)
Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Get the Dodge Out of Hell

S09, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 1995)
A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

25 Years and What Do You Get?

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 1995)
A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Ship Happens

S09, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1995)
Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Ship Happens

S09, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1995)
The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

And Bingo Was Her Game-O

S09, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 1995)
Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

The Undergraduate

S09, E28  (First Aired: May. 21, 1995)
The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer.
  • Mon 7/4
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

User Friendly

S09, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 1995)
Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Shoeless Al

S09, E27  (First Aired: May. 14, 1995)
Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Pump Fiction

S09, E24  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1995)
Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Radio Free Trumaine

S09, E26  (First Aired: May. 7, 1995)
Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

A Shoe Room With a View

S10, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1995)
Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

S10, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 17, 1995)
Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Requiem for a Dead Briard

S10, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1995)
Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Reverend Al

S10, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1995)
Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

How Bleen Was My Kelly

S10, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 1995)
Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

The Weaker Sex

S10, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 1995)
After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Flight of the Bumblebee

S10, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1995)
In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Blonde and Blonder

S10, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 1995)
Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Dud Bowl II

S10, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 1995)
Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Bearly Men

S10, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 1995)
On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

The Two That Got Away

S10, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1995)
Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

I Can't Believe It's Butter

S10, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1995)
Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Love Conquers Al

S10, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 1995)
Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

S10, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1996)
Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly

S10, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 1996)
Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Calendar Girl

S10, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 1996)
Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a ``Women of Trumaine'' calendar.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Spring Break

S10, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1996)
Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Spring Break

S10, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1996)
Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

The Agony and the Extra C

S10, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1996)
Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Turning Japanese

S10, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 1996)
The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Bud Hits the Books

S10, E24  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 1996)
Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Al Goes to the Dogs

S10, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 1996)
Al's noisy attempts to build Lucky a doghouse force Marcy to sic the city inspector (Ian Patrick Williams) on him.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Kiss of the Coffee Woman

S10, E25  (First Aired: May. 5, 1996)
Al and Marcy object when Bud gets Kelly and Jefferson a gig playing the loving couple in a coffee commercial.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Enemies

S10, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1996)
Kelly dates a UPS deliveryman who lives with his girlfriend and an odd assortment of dysfunctional friends.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Torch Song Duet

S10, E26  (First Aired: May. 19, 1996)
Al and Griff (Harold Sylvester) win a chance to relay the Olympic torch through Chicago.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

The Joke's on Al

S10, E27  (First Aired: May. 19, 1996)
A practical joke contest results in wedding plans that could make Al a bigamist.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TBS