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Married ... With Children

The antithesis of the loving ``Cosby Show'' family, ``Married ... With Children'' focused on the Bundys, a suburban Chicago family who would rather eat nails than say a kind word to one another. Al, the patriarch, is a misogynistic shoe salesman, whose wife, Peggy, is a housewife who does no work around the house. Saying their children, Kelly and Bud, do not have a lot going for them is an understatement. This biting comedy focuses on the couple's constant verbal sparring over their slacker kids, their lack of money, success and intimacy.

Premiere:
Apr 05, 1987
Original Network:
FOX
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Ship Happens

S09, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1995)
Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TBS

Ship Happens

S09, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1995)
The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

What Goes Around Comes Around

S04, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1990)
Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Raingirl

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 29, 1990)
Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Peggy Turns 300

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 1990)
While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 1990)
Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

The Agony of DeFeet

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 6, 1990)
Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Yard Sale

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 13, 1990)
Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Sue Casa, His Casa

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 1990)
When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

The Unnatural

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 1990)
Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).
  • Tue 12/13
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Dance Show

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 1990)
After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Kelly Bounces Back

S05, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 1990)
When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Married ... With Aliens

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 1990)
Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Wabbit Season

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 1990)
Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 1990)
Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).
  • Tue 12/13
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

One Down, Two to Go

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 1990)
Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

And Baby Makes Money

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 1990)
A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Married ... With Who

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 6, 1991)
Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Look Who's Barking

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 10, 1991)
Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

The Godfather

S05, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 1991)
Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).
  • Wed 12/14
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

A Man's Castle

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 17, 1991)
Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 8:10AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

All-Nite Security Dude

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 24, 1991)
Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 1991)
The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Oldies but Young 'Uns

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 1991)
Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

You Better Shop Around

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1991)
When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

You Better Shop Around

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 1991)
Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

S05, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1991)
Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Route 666

S05, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 1991)
While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Route 666

S05, E24  (First Aired: May. 5, 1991)
The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Buck the Stud

S05, E25  (First Aired: May. 19, 1991)
Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Top of the Heap

S05, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1991)
After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

She's Having My Baby

S06, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 8, 1991)
Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Dud Bowl

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 1994)
Al runs into football players from his old rival high school and accuses them of using ringers to win the championship game.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TBS

A Man for No Seasons

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 1994)
Al forms a baseball league and the team sponsored by the nudie bar makes it to the championship.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 1995)
The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

She's Having My Baby

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 1991)
Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

If Al Had a Hammer

S06, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 1991)
Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Cheese, Cues and Blood

S06, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 1991)
A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

S06, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 1991)
Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Buck Has a Belly Ache

S06, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 1991)
A pregnant Peg returns to her family in Wanker County when Buck is the only one getting sympathy at home.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

If I Could See Me Now

S06, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 27, 1991)
Al experiences a crisis when it appears he must get eyeglasses.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

God's Shoes

S06, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 1991)
Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TBS

Kelly Does Hollywood

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 1991)
Kelly goes to Hollywood, and quickly lands her own television show.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Kelly Does Hollywood

S06, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1991)
Kelly faces difficulties while starring in her own Hollywood television show.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick

S06, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 1991)
Pressured to earn more money, Al moonlights as a private detective.
  • Sun 12/18
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

So This Is How Sinatra Felt

S06, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 1991)
Al proves he really loves Peg when he refuses a groupie's advances.
  • Mon 12/19
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

I Who Have Nothing

S06, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 22, 1991)
Al looks up an old flame (Wendie Jo Sperber) to get back a high-school memento for Bud.
  • Mon 12/19
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

The Mystery of Skull Island

S06, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 5, 1992)
While attempting to impress a girl (Bobbie Phillips), Bud is beaten up, nearly drowns and goes sky diving.
  • Mon 12/19
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Just Shoe It

S06, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 19, 1992)
Al pitches a new line of super sneakers in a television commercial.
  • Mon 12/19
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Rites of Passage

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 1992)
On Bud's 18th birthday, Al takes him to his first ``girlie'' bar.
  • Mon 12/19
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

I Want My Psycho Dad

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 1994)
Al (Ed O'Neill) goes to Washington after he and the gang picket against the cancellation of their favorite show.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TBS

I Want My Psycho Dad

S09, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 18, 1994)
Al and the gang drive to Washington, D.C., hoping to save their favorite show, ``Psycho Dad.''
  • Tue 12/20
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

My Dinner With Anthrax

S06, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 23, 1992)
Bud wins a dinner at his house with the metal band Anthrax, but has to get the parents out first.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Hi, I.Q.

S06, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 1992)
Kelly is invited to a mixer at a club for those with high IQs.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Teacher Pets

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 1992)
The Bundys are shocked when Bud starts dating his 40-year-old college English teacher (Linda Gibboney).
  • Tue 12/20
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

The Good-bye Girl

S06, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 1992)
Kelly gets a job at her favorite theme park; Al sees the world from his couch.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

The Gas Station Show

S06, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 1992)
Al plans a day of family fun, highlighted by a visit to the local gas station.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

England Show

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 3, 1992)
The unknowing Bundys become part of an ancient plot when they win a trip to England.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money

S06, E25  (First Aired: May. 10, 1992)
Kelly must save Al and Bud when Lower Uncton citizens plot to kill them.
  • Tue 12/20
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can

S06, E26  (First Aired: May. 17, 1992)
Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Magnificent Seven

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 13, 1992)
Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 20, 1992)
Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Every Bundy Has a Birthday

S07, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 27, 1992)
When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Al on the Rocks

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 1992)
Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

What I Did for Love

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 1992)
Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Frat Chance

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 1992)
In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

The Chicago Wine Party

S07, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 1992)
Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote.
  • Wed 12/21
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore

S07, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 1992)
When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Rock of Ages

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 1992)
Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Death of a Shoe Salesman

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 1992)
Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Old College Try

S07, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 1992)
Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Christmas

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1992)
To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

The Wedding Show

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 1993)
Everything goes wrong when the Bundys prepare to attend a cousin's wedding.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 24, 1993)
Al goes on a solo fishing trip, but Peg and Marcy show up to spoil it.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Heels on Wheels

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 1993)
Kelly buys a motorcycle for fun, but disaster strikes when Al borrows it.
  • Thu 12/22
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Kelly Takes a Shot

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 1995)
Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TBS

Something Larry This Way Comes

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 1995)
Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Mr. Empty Pants

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 1993)
Al is asked to pose as a centerfold when Peggy draws a cartoon of him that becomes a big hit in a women's magazine.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

You Better Watch Out

S02, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1987)
Al (Ed O'Neill) is forced to step in when a hapless Santa accidentally parachutes into the Bundys' backyard.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

It's a Bundyful Life

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1989)
After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

It's a Bundyful Life

S04, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1989)
After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Christmas

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 20, 1992)
To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

The Worst Noel

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 1993)
Al and Peggy desperately search for a channel not showing ``It's a Wonderful Life.''.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

I Can't Believe It's Butter

S10, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1995)
Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Love Conquers Al

S10, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 1995)
Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend.
  • Fri 12/23
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TBS