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Married ... With Children

The antithesis of the loving ``Cosby Show'' family, ``Married ... With Children'' focused on the Bundys, a suburban Chicago family who would rather eat nails than say a kind word to one another. Al, the patriarch, is a misogynistic shoe salesman, whose wife, Peggy, is a housewife who does no work around the house. Saying their children, Kelly and Bud, do not have a lot going for them is an understatement. This biting comedy focuses on the couple's constant verbal sparring over their slacker kids, their lack of money, success and intimacy.

Premiere:
Apr 05, 1987
Original Network:
FOX
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The Great Escape

S02, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 21, 1988)
A grounded Kelly wants Bud to help her escape to a rock concert.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Impo-Dent

S02, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 1988)
Steve becomes suddenly impotent after Marcy dents his car while he is away.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Just Married ... With Children

S02, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 1988)
Al and Peggy appear on a game show pretending to be Steve and Marcy Rhoades.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Father Lode

S02, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 1988)
When Al finally wins at the racetrack, he tries to keep the money from Peggy.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

All in the Family

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 1, 1988)
Al's quiet evening is disrupted when Peggy's strange relatives come for a visit.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

The Camping Show

S03, E04  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 1988)
Al and Steve's fishing trip turns disastrous because Peggy, Marcy and Kelly are all under the weather.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

He Thought He Could

S03, E01  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 1988)
Al returns a library book 30 years overdue and discovers he owes a fine of over $2,000.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

I'm Going to Sweatland

S03, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 1988)
Peggy believes Elvis appeared to her in the form of a sweat stain on Al's shirt.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Poke High

S03, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 1988)
Kelly becomes a cheerleader to win the attention of a football star (Beau Dremann).
  • Fri 9/2
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

A Dump of My Own

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 1989)
Frustrated with the upstairs toilet, Al decides to build his own private bathroom.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Her Cups Runneth Over

S03, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 1989)
Peggy is disconsolate on her birthday when she discovers that her favorite bra is discontinued.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

The Bald and Beautiful

S03, E07  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 1989)
Convinced they're going bald, Al and Steve buy phony hair replacement remedies.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

I'll See You in Court

S03, E10 
When Steve and Marcy discover their lovemaking at a local motel was videotaped, they decide to sue.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

The Gypsy Cried

S03, E08  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 1989)
Marcy insists that Peggy and Al accompany her on a plane trip after a gypsy's (Carmen Zapata) dire prediction.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Requiem for a Dead Barber

S03, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 1989)
Al is forced to visit a fancy hair salon after his barber dies.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TBS

Eatin' Out

S03, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 1989)
Al receives a small inheritance and takes the family out to dinner.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • TBS

My Mom, the Mom

S03, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 1989)
Peggy embarrasses Kelly when they attend high-school career day.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 1989)
Kelly must perform in a tap recital after insulting the school dance club.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

A Three Job, No Income Family

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 1989)
Al takes a second job as a fast-food cook to compete with Peggy's cosmetics sales.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

The Harder They Fall

S03, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 1989)
Peggy insults a motorist, who mistakes Steve for her husband comes gunning for him.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

The House That Peg Lost

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 1989)
The Rhoades return from vacation to discover their entire house stolen.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Married ... With Prom Queen

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 1989)
Peggy launches a campaign to be voted queen of her high-school reunion.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel

S03, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 1989)
Peggy and Al encounter former adversaries when they attend their high-school reunion.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

The Computer Show

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 14, 1989)
The Bundy family decides to invest in a new home computer with a secret ability.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

The Dateless Amigo

S03, E19  (First Aired: May. 7, 1989)
After his two best friends get dates, Bud summons up the courage to find a girl of his own.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Life's a Beach

S03, E21  (First Aired: May. 21, 1989)
A trip to the beach brings back memories of Al's adolescence.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

S03, E22  (First Aired: May. 21, 1989)
Peggy is depressed when a neighborhood Peeping Tom peeps at everyone but her.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Hot off the Grill

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 3, 1989)
Al and Peggy reverse gender roles when he plans the annual family Labor Day barbecue.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 10, 1989)
When Peggy wins a week of fitness training, she changes her instructor's (Tom Lahm) healthy habits.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Buck Saves the Day

S04, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 1989)
While camping, Al and Steve become stranded in the woods when their van breaks down and must rely on Buck to save them.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Tooth or Consequences

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 1989)
Al must go to see Marcy's dentist when he suffers from a toothache.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

He Ain't Much, But He's Mine

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 1989)
Peggy suspects a woman at the beauty parlor of having an affair with Al.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Fair Exchange

S04, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 1989)
To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich).
  • Wed 9/7
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Desperately Seeking Miss October

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 1989)
To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

976-SHOE

S04, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 1989)
Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Oh, What a Feeling

S04, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 1989)
Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

At the Zoo

S04, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 1989)
Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Who'll Stop the Rain?

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 1990)
Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

It's a Bundyful Life

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1989)
After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

It's a Bundyful Life

S04, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1989)
After receiving an electric shock while plugging in the Christmas tree, Al learns what life would be like if he had never been born.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Rock and Roll Girl

S04, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 1990)
When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

A Taxing Problem

S04, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 1990)
Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 1990)
Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 1990)
Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

What Goes Around Comes Around

S04, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1990)
Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Raingirl

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 29, 1990)
Kelly gets a job as a weather reporter while interning at a local TV station.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Peggy Turns 300

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 1990)
While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Peggy Made a Little Lamb

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 1990)
Peggy must make up a half credit in home economics to receive her high-school diploma.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

The Agony of DeFeet

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 6, 1990)
Al's recurring nightmare comes to an end when he is asked to judge a beauty contest.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Yard Sale

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 13, 1990)
Because Peg has a passion for yard sales, Al decides the Bundys should hold their own.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Al ... With Kelly

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 1990)
Al and Kelly fake illnesses to get out of visiting Peg's mother.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

We'll Follow the Sun

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 1990)
The Bundys' autumn vacation plans go awry when they are caught in a huge traffic jam.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • TBS

Sue Casa, His Casa

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 1990)
When Bud gets his driver's license and Al's insurance goes up, he cancels his policy.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • TBS

Lez Be Friends

S11, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 1997)
Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 6:00AM-6:30AM
  • TBS

Desperate Half Hour

S11, E22  (First Aired: May. 5, 1997)
The Bundys wind up being held hostage by Bud's prison pen pal.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

How to Marry a Moron

S11, E23  (First Aired: May. 5, 1997)
After falling in love with one of her captors, Kelly is escorted by Al to the altar.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

The Unnatural

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 1990)
Al's softball team benches him in favor of a younger player (Dan Blom).
  • Sun 9/11
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Dance Show

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 1990)
After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Married ... With Aliens

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 1990)
Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Wabbit Season

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 1990)
Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 1990)
Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear).
  • Mon 9/12
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

One Down, Two to Go

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 1990)
Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

And Baby Makes Money

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 1990)
A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

Married ... With Who

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 6, 1991)
Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

Look Who's Barking

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 10, 1991)
Buck is forced to take to the streets when the Bundys neglect to feed him.
  • Tue 9/13
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

The Godfather

S05, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 1991)
Al assumes a position of power in his neighborhood when Kelly dates a politician (Lane Davies).
  • Tue 9/13
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

A Man's Castle

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 17, 1991)
Peg redecorates the bedroom for an interior design class assignment, but Al takes offense.
  • Tue 9/13
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

All-Nite Security Dude

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 24, 1991)
Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.
  • Tue 9/13
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 1991)
The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly.
  • Tue 9/13
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

Oldies but Young 'Uns

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 1991)
Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio.
  • Tue 9/13
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

You Better Shop Around

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 1991)
When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket.
  • Tue 9/13
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS

You Better Shop Around

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 1991)
Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 6:30AM-7:00AM
  • TBS

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?

S05, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 1991)
Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • TBS

Route 666

S05, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 1991)
While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • TBS

Route 666

S05, E24  (First Aired: May. 5, 1991)
The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • TBS

Buck the Stud

S05, E25  (First Aired: May. 19, 1991)
Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • TBS

She's Having My Baby

S06, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 8, 1991)
Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • TBS

She's Having My Baby

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 1991)
Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives.
  • Wed 9/14
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • TBS