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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 4/19
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Thu 4/19
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Thu 4/19
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Fri 4/20
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Fri 4/20
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Fri 4/20
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 4/20
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 4/20
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Fri 4/20
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Sat 4/21
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Sat 4/21
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Sat 4/21
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Sat 4/21
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Sat 4/21
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Sat 4/21
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Sun 4/22
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Sun 4/22
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Sun 4/22
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Sun 4/22
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Mon 4/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Mon 4/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Mon 4/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Mon 4/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:08AM-2:38AM
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S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Thu 4/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Sun 4/29
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Sun 4/29
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 2:11AM-2:41AM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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