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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • FX
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 10:19AM-10:51AM
  • Comedy
  •  

S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 10:51AM-11:24AM
  • Comedy
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:17AM-10:49AM
  • Comedy
  •  

S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:49AM-11:22AM
  • Comedy
  •  

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 10:19AM-10:51AM
  • Comedy
  •  

S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 10:51AM-11:24AM
  • Comedy
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:38AM-11:10AM
  • Comedy
  •  

S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 11:10AM-11:44AM
  • Comedy
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S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Fri 9/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Sun 9/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 10:45AM-11:30AM
  • Comedy
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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Comedy
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Mon 9/12
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •