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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Mon 2/26
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Mon 2/26
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Mon 2/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Mon 2/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 2:08AM-2:38AM
  • FX
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Sun 3/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Tue 3/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 3/7
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Wed 3/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Wed 3/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Wed 3/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Wed 3/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Thu 3/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Fri 3/9
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Fri 3/9
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Fri 3/9
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Fri 3/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Fri 3/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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