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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Thu 6/21
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 6/21
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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  • Fri 6/22
  • 2:24AM-2:54AM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Fri 6/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sat 6/23
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sun 6/24
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sun 6/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Sun 6/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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  • Mon 6/25
  • 2:35AM-3:05AM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Mon 6/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Mon 6/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Mon 6/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Mon 6/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Tue 6/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Wed 6/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Thu 6/28
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Thu 6/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Fri 6/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Sat 6/30
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 7:00AM-7:32AM
  • FREEFRM
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 7:32AM-8:04AM
  • FREEFRM
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 8:04AM-8:36AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 8:36AM-9:08AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 9:08AM-9:40AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 9:40AM-10:11AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 10:11AM-10:42AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 10:42AM-11:13AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 11:13AM-11:44AM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Sun 7/1
  • 11:44AM-12:15PM
  • FREEFRM
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Mon 7/2
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FREEFRM
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, a man tells his kids the stories of his youth and how he met their mother.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FREEFRM
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FREEFRM
  •  

S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Tue 7/3
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FREEFRM
  •  

S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • FREEFRM
  •  

S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • FREEFRM
  •  

S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • FREEFRM
  •  

S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • FREEFRM
  •  

No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, a man tells his kids the stories of his youth and how he met their mother.
  • Wed 7/4
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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