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S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E16  (First Aired: 
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes'' as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Thu 11/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 11/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E21  (First Aired: 
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Sat 11/4
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Sun 11/5
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Sun 11/5
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
  •