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How I Met Your Mother


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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Wed 8/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Thu 8/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E16  (First Aired: 
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E24  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Fri 8/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Sat 8/27
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 10:45AM-11:30AM
  • Comedy
  •  

S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Comedy
  •  

S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •