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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Genre: Sitcom

Ted has fallen in love. It all started when his best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he plans to propose to longtime girlfriend Lily, a kindergarten teacher. Suddenly, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Helping him in the quest is Barney, a friend with endless -- often outrageous -- opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he is sure it's love at first sight, but the affair fizzles into friendship. Voice-over by Bob Saget (``Full House'') tells the story through flashbacks.
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How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
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I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
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Brunch

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2006)
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Ted Mosby, Architect

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2006)
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Little Boys

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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The Broken Code

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2013)
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Tue 3/28
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
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The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Spoiler Alert

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
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World's Greatest Couple

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Aldrin Justice

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Swarley

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
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The Poker Game

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2013)
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Wed 3/29
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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  • 710
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No Tomorrow

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Ten Sessions

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Thu 3/30
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Slapsgiving

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Atlantic City

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Slap Bet

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Single Stamina

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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How Lily Stole Christmas

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Knight Vision

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2013)
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Thu 3/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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The Bracket

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Chain of Screaming

S03, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

No Tomorrow

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Columns

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Fri 3/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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Monday Night Football

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Lucky Penny

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Stuff

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

No Questions Asked

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2013)
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Fri 3/31
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Doppelgangers

S05, E24  (First Aired: May. 24, 2010)
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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The Wedding Bride

S05, E23  (First Aired: May. 17, 2010)
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
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Big Days

S06, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 20, 2010)
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
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Cleaning House

S06, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 27, 2010)
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
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Do I Know You?

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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  • 710
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The Best Burger in New York

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sat 4/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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The Duel

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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Matchmaker

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
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The Pineapple Incident

S01, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2005)
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
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Belly Full of Turkey

S01, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2005)
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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Arrivederci, Fiero

S02, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 40
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Moving Day

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 40
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Bachelor Party

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Sun 4/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 40
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Showdown

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Sun 4/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Ten Sessions

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Mon 4/3
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

The Bracket

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Something Borrowed

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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Something Blue

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Wait for It

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007)
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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We're Not From Here

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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The Third Wheel

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Little Boys

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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Spoiler Alert

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Lighthouse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2013)
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Unfinished

S06, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2010)
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 82
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Subway Wars

S06, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2010)
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Mon 4/3
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 82
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Architect of Destruction

S06, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2010)
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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Canning Randy

S06, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2010)
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
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Baby Talk

S06, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2010)
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
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Glitter

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2010)
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
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Natural History

S06, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2010)
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
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Blitzgiving

S06, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 2010)
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
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Sandcastles in the Sand

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • TV Land HD

The Goat

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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The Chain of Screaming

S03, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
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Sandcastles in the Sand

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Spoiler Alert

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Slapsgiving

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Platonish

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2013)
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Tue 4/4
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Rebound Bro

S03, E18  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Everything Must Go

S03, E19  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Goat

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Rebound Bro

S03, E18  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Slapsgiving

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

No Tomorrow

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Mom and Dad

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2013)
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Wed 4/5
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Miracles

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Do I Know You?

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Rebound Bro

S03, E18  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Everything Must Go

S03, E19  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Ten Sessions

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Thu 4/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Bracket

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Chain of Screaming

S03, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Sandcastles in the Sand

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Bedtime Stories

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 2013)
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Thu 4/6
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Best Burger in New York

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

I Heart NJ

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Miracles

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Do I Know You?

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

The Goat

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Rebound Bro

S03, E18  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Everything Must Go

S03, E19  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Miracles

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Ten Sessions

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Fri 4/7
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Rehearsal Dinner

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2013)
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Fri 4/7
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Mermaid Theory

S06, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2010)
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

False Positive

S06, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2010)
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

I Heart NJ

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Intervention

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2008)
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Sat 4/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Limo

S01, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2005)
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

The Wedding

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

Drumroll Please

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2006)
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

Zip, Zip, Zip

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

Game Night

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

Do I Know You?

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Best Burger in New York

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

I Heart NJ

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Intervention

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2008)
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Sun 4/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Best Burger in New York

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

I Heart NJ

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Shelter Island

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2008)
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Happily Ever After

S04, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2008)
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Not a Father's Day

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2008)
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Woooo!

S04, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2008)
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Mon 4/10
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Naked Man

S04, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 24, 2008)