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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Genre: Sitcom

Ted has fallen in love. It all started when his best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he plans to propose to longtime girlfriend Lily, a kindergarten teacher. Suddenly, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Helping him in the quest is Barney, a friend with endless -- often outrageous -- opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he is sure it's love at first sight, but the affair fizzles into friendship. Voice-over by Bob Saget (``Full House'') tells the story through flashbacks.
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The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Tue 8/30
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How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Wed 8/31
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Disaster Averted

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Wed 8/31
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How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Wed 8/31
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Life Among the Gorillas

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Tick Tick Tick

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Wed 8/31
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Life Among the Gorillas

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Wed 8/31
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The Rebound Girl

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Symphony of Illumination

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Wed 8/31
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Purple Giraffe

S01, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Wed 8/31
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The Sweet Taste of Liberty

S01, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 8/31
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Return of the Shirt

S01, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2005)
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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Architect of Destruction

S06, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2010)
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Baby Talk

S06, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2010)
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Swarley

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 8/31
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Atlantic City

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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Slap Bet

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Wed 8/31
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Single Stamina

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Wed 8/31
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I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Thu 9/1
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Tailgate

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Thu 9/1
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I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Thu 9/1
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Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Thu 9/1
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46 Minutes

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Thu 9/1
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Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Thu 9/1
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No Pressure

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2012)
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Thu 9/1
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The Drunk Train

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Thu 9/1
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Okay Awesome

S01, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 9/1
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Matchmaker

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 9/1
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The Duel

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Thu 9/1
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Canning Randy

S06, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2010)
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Natural History

S06, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2010)
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Monday Night Football

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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Columns

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Thu 9/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Fri 9/2
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Mary the Paralegal

S01, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006)
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Fri 9/2
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The Pineapple Incident

S01, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2005)
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
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The Limo

S01, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 19, 2005)
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Fri 9/2
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The Wedding

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
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Glitter

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2010)
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Fri 9/2
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Blitzgiving

S06, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 2010)
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Fri 9/2
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Lucky Penny

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Fri 9/2
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Stuff

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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Arrivederci, Fiero

S02, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 9/2
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Moving Day

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 9/2
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Spoiler Alert

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Sat 9/3
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Best Prom Ever

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Sat 9/3
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The Burning Beekeeper

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Sat 9/3
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Karma

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2012)
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Sat 9/3
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Drumroll Please

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2006)
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sat 9/3
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Zip, Zip, Zip

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sat 9/3
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Game Night

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
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Moving Day

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Sat 9/3
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Bachelor Party

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Sat 9/3
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Showdown

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Sat 9/3
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Something Borrowed

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Sat 9/3
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Something Blue

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Sat 9/3
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Where Were We?

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 18, 2006)
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Sun 9/4
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The Scorpion and the Toad

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2006)
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Sun 9/4
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Miracles

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Sun 9/4
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Do I Know You?

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sun 9/4
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Unfinished

S06, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2010)
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Mon 9/5
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Wait for It

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007)
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
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The Broath

S07, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2012)
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Mon 9/5
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Good Crazy

S07, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2012)
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Mon 9/5
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The Magician's Code Part One

S07, E23  (First Aired: May. 14, 2012)
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Tue 9/6
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The Magician's Code Part Two

S07, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 2012)
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Tue 9/6
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Now We're Even

S07, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2012)
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 9/6
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Trilogy Time

S07, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2012)
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 9/6
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Cupcake

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2006)
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Tue 9/6
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Life Among the Gorillas

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Tue 9/6
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Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Tue 9/6
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Purple Giraffe

S01, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 10:51AM-11:24AM
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Wait for It

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007)
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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We're Not From Here

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Little Boys

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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The Third Wheel

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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Subway Wars

S06, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2010)
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
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We're Not From Here

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Farhampton

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2012)
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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The Pre-Nup

S08, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2012)
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
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Nannies

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2012)
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
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Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2012)
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
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Mary the Paralegal

S01, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006)
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • 34
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Best Prom Ever

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • 34
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Milk

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 8, 2006)
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • 34
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  • TV Land HD

The Mermaid Theory

S06, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 6, 2010)
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 45
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The Sweet Taste of Liberty

S01, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:17AM-10:49AM
  • 50
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False Positive

S06, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 13, 2010)
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 45
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Return of the Shirt

S01, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2005)
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 10:49AM-11:22AM
  • 50
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Bad News

S06, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2011)
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
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Last Words

S06, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 2011)
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
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Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
  • FX

Oh Honey

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2011)
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime

Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 767
  • FX HD

Oh Honey

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2011)
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX

Desperation Day

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2011)
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime

I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 767
  • FX HD

Desperation Day

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2011)
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Architect of Destruction

S06, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 18, 2010)
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
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  • 710
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The Third Wheel

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Splitsville

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2012)
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
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The Autumn of Breakups

S08, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2012)
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 82
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The Stamp Tramp

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2012)
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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Twelve Horny Women

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2012)
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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Lobster Crawl

S08, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2012)
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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The Over-Correction

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2012)
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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Come On

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2006)
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • 34
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Where Were We?

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 18, 2006)
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Scorpion and the Toad

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2006)
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Okay Awesome

S01, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 10:19AM-10:51AM
  • 50
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The Slutty Pumpkin

S01, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2005)
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 10:51AM-11:24AM
  • 50
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  • 768
  • Comedy HD

The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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No Tomorrow

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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  • FX HD

Baby Talk

S06, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2010)
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Little Boys

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Brunch

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2006)
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • 34
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  • TV Land HD

Ted Mosby, Architect

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2006)
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

World's Greatest Couple

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Garbage Island

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2011)
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 45
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  • LifetimeHD

A Change of Heart

S06, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 2011)
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Matchmaker

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:38AM-11:10AM
  • 50
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Legendaddy

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2011)
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
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The Duel

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 11:10AM-11:44AM
  • 50
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The Exploding Meatball Sub

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2011)
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
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  • LifetimeHD

The Bracket

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Ten Sessions

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)