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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Genre: Sitcom

Ted has fallen in love. It all started when his best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he plans to propose to longtime girlfriend Lily, a kindergarten teacher. Suddenly, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Helping him in the quest is Barney, a friend with endless -- often outrageous -- opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he is sure it's love at first sight, but the affair fizzles into friendship. Voice-over by Bob Saget (``Full House'') tells the story through flashbacks.
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Challenge Accepted

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 16, 2011)
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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The Best Man

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2011)
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

The Ashtray

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2013)
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Weekend at Barney's

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2013)
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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The Fortress

S08, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2013)
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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The Time Travelers

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 2013)
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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Romeward Bound

S08, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2013)
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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  • 767
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Purple Giraffe

S01, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
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The Stinson Missile Crisis

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2011)
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Thu 1/19
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Last Time in New York

S09, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2013)
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Broken Code

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2013)
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Naked Truth

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2011)
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Ducky Tie

S07, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2011)
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
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  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

The Bro Mitzvah

S08, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 29, 2013)
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Something Old

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 6, 2013)
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Something New

S08, E24  (First Aired: May. 13, 2013)
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

The Locket

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2013)
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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The Sweet Taste of Liberty

S01, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Field Trip

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2011)
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Fri 1/20
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Rehearsal Dinner

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2013)
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
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Bedtime Stories

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 2013)
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Sat 1/21
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
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Columns

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Sat 1/21
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Coming Back

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2013)
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Last Time in New York

S09, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2013)
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Broken Code

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2013)
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 40
  • FX
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  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Poker Game

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2013)
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Sun 1/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Benefits

S04, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2009)
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

Little Minnesota

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2008)
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

Three Days of Snow

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 19, 2009)
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

The Stinson Missile Crisis

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2011)
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Field Trip

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2011)
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Knight Vision

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2013)
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
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  • 767
  • FX HD

No Questions Asked

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2013)
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
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  • 767
  • FX HD

The Lighthouse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2013)
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Platonish

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2013)
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Mom and Dad

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2013)
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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  • 767
  • FX HD

Return of the Shirt

S01, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2005)
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Mystery vs. History

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2011)
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Bass Player Wanted

S09, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 2013)
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

Unpause

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 2014)
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Mon 1/23
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 13, 2014)
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
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  • 686
  • WGNA

How Your Mother Met Me

S09, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2014)
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

Rally

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 24, 2014)
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:02AM-2:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
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  • 686
  • WGNA

Sunrise

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2014)
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
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  • 686
  • WGNA

The Poker Game

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2013)
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Knight Vision

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2013)
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

Mystery vs. History

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2011)
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Noretta

S07, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2011)
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Bedtime Stories

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 2013)
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Rehearsal Dinner

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2013)
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Bass Player Wanted

S09, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 2013)
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 13, 2014)
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Unpause

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 2014)
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

How Your Mother Met Me

S09, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2014)
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Okay Awesome

S01, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Noretta

S07, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2011)
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Tue 1/24
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Vesuvius

S09, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 2014)
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

Daisy

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 10, 2014)
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
  • WGNASD
  •  
  •  
  • 686
  • WGNA

No Questions Asked

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2013)
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Lighthouse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2013)
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
  •  
  •  
  • 777
  • TV Land HD

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Disaster Averted

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 848
  • LifetimeHD

Sunrise

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2014)
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Rally

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 24, 2014)
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Vesuvius

S09, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 2014)
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Daisy

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 10, 2014)
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

Gary Blauman

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2014)
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
  • FX
  •  
  •  
  • 767
  • FX HD

The Slutty Pumpkin

S01, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2005)
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Wed 1/25
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
  •  
  •  
  • 710
  • WLNYDT

Platonish

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2013)
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
  • TV Land
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Mom and Dad

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2013)
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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Tick Tick Tick

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
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The Rebound Girl

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
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The End of the Aisle

S09, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2014)
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Last Forever, Part 1

S09, E23  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Last Forever, Part 2

S09, E24  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Purple Giraffe

S01, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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Matchmaker

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 1/26
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Disaster Averted

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Thu 1/26
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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The End of the Aisle

S09, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2014)
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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Gary Blauman

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2014)
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
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Bedtime Stories

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 2013)
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
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The Rehearsal Dinner

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2013)
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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Symphony of Illumination

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
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Tailgate

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
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The Sweet Taste of Liberty

S01, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Return of the Shirt

S01, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2005)
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Okay Awesome

S01, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Matchmaker

S01, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2005)
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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The Duel

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
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Tick Tick Tick

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Fri 1/27
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Last Forever, Part 1

S09, E23  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
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Lucky Penny

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Stuff

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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The Possimpible

S04, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 2, 2009)
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • 82
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The Stinsons

S04, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2009)
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Sat 1/28
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 82
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Sorry, Bro

S04, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2009)
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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The Front Porch

S04, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2009)
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
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The Duel

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • 40
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The Pineapple Incident

S01, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2005)
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 40
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The Wedding

S01, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2006)
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 40
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Drumroll Please

S01, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2006)
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 40
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Zip, Zip, Zip

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2006)
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sun 1/29
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 40
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Game Night

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 40
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Cupcake

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2006)
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
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Life Among the Gorillas

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Mary the Paralegal

S01, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006)
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Best Prom Ever

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Milk

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 8, 2006)
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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Belly Full of Turkey

S01, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2005)
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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The Rebound Girl

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
  • Mon 1/30
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Bass Player Wanted

S09, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 2013)
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
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Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 13, 2014)
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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46 Minutes

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 45
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The Burning Beekeeper

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 45
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The Drunk Train

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
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No Pressure

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2012)
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
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Come On

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2006)
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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The Pineapple Incident

S01, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2005)
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 10
  • WLNYSD
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  • 710
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Symphony of Illumination

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Tue 1/31
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Unpause

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 2014)
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
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How Your Mother Met Me

S09, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2014)
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 2/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 45
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 45
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