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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Genre: Sitcom

Ted has fallen in love. It all started when his best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he plans to propose to longtime girlfriend Lily, a kindergarten teacher. Suddenly, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Helping him in the quest is Barney, a friend with endless -- often outrageous -- opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he is sure it's love at first sight, but the affair fizzles into friendship. Voice-over by Bob Saget (``Full House'') tells the story through flashbacks.
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Slapsgiving

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Tue 4/24
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The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Tue 4/24
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Bad News

S06, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 3, 2011)
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Wed 4/25
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Garbage Island

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2011)
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Wed 4/25
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The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:08AM-2:38AM
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A Change of Heart

S06, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 2011)
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Wed 4/25
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Legendaddy

S06, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2011)
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Wed 4/25
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The Exploding Meatball Sub

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2011)
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Wed 4/25
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Daisy

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 10, 2014)
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 4/25
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The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Wed 4/25
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No Tomorrow

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 4/25
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Last Words

S06, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 2011)
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Thu 4/26
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Hopeless

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2011)
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Thu 4/26
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The Perfect Cocktail

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 2, 2011)
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Thu 4/26
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Gary Blauman

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2014)
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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Ten Sessions

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2008)
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Thu 4/26
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The Bracket

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2008)
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 4/26
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The Chain of Screaming

S03, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2008)
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 4/26
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Sandcastles in the Sand

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2008)
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Thu 4/26
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Oh Honey

S06, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2011)
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Fri 4/27
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The End of the Aisle

S09, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2014)
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Fri 4/27
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The Goat

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 4/27
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Rebound Bro

S03, E18  (First Aired: May. 5, 2008)
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Fri 4/27
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Everything Must Go

S03, E19  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Fri 4/27
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Miracles

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 19, 2008)
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 4/27
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Desperation Day

S06, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2011)
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Sat 4/28
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Landmarks

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 9, 2011)
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Sat 4/28
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Challenge Accepted

S06, E24  (First Aired: May. 16, 2011)
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Sat 4/28
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The Best Man

S07, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2011)
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Sat 4/28
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The Naked Truth

S07, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2011)
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Sat 4/28
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Ducky Tie

S07, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2011)
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Sat 4/28
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Do I Know You?

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2008)
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sat 4/28
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The Best Burger in New York

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sat 4/28
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I Heart NJ

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 6, 2008)
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sat 4/28
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Intervention

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2008)
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Sat 4/28
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The Locket

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2013)
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Sat 4/28
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Coming Back

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2013)
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Sat 4/28
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Shelter Island

S04, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2008)
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Sun 4/29
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Happily Ever After

S04, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2008)
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Sun 4/29
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The Fight

S04, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2008)
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Mon 4/30
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Little Minnesota

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2008)
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Mon 4/30
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Benefits

S04, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 12, 2009)
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Mon 4/30
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Three Days of Snow

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 19, 2009)
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 4/30
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Garbage Island

S06, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2011)
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Tue 5/1
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The Stinson Missile Crisis

S07, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2011)
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Tue 5/1
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Field Trip

S07, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2011)
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Tue 5/1
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Mystery vs. History

S07, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2011)
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Tue 5/1
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Noretta

S07, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2011)
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Tue 5/1
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Last Forever, Part 1

S09, E23  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
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Last Forever, Part 2

S09, E24  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 5/1
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The Possimpible

S04, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 2, 2009)
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Tue 5/1
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The Stinsons

S04, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2009)
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Tue 5/1
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Sorry, Bro

S04, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2009)
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Tue 5/1
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The Front Porch

S04, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2009)
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Tue 5/1
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A Change of Heart

S06, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 28, 2011)
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Wed 5/2
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The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 31, 2011)
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Wed 5/2
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Disaster Averted

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Wed 5/2
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Tick Tick Tick

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Wed 5/2
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The Rebound Girl

S07, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 21, 2011)
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
  • Wed 5/2
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Wed 5/2
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Old King Clancy

S04, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2009)
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Wed 5/2
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Murtaugh

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2009)
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Wed 5/2
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Mosbius Designs

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2009)
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Wed 5/2
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The Three Days Rule

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2009)
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Wed 5/2
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The Exploding Meatball Sub

S06, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2011)
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Thu 5/3
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Symphony of Illumination

S07, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 5, 2011)
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Thu 5/3
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Tailgate

S07, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 2, 2012)
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Thu 5/3
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Purple Giraffe

S01, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2005)
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Thu 5/3
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Right Place Right Time

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 4, 2009)
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Thu 5/3
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As Fast as She Can

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 11, 2009)
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Thu 5/3
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The Leap

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 18, 2009)
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Thu 5/3
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Hopeless

S06, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2011)
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Fri 5/4
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46 Minutes

S07, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2012)
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Fri 5/4
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The Burning Beekeeper

S07, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2012)
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
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The Sweet Taste of Liberty

S01, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2005)
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
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Definitions

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2009)
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
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Double Date

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2009)
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
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Robin 101

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2009)
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
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The Perfect Cocktail

S06, E22  (First Aired: May. 2, 2011)
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
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The Drunk Train

S07, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2012)
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
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No Pressure

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2012)
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
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Karma

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2012)
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
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The Sexless Innkeeper

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
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Duel Citizenship

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2009)
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
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Bagpipes

S05, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2009)
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
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The Rough Patch

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2009)
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
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The Playbook

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2009)
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
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Last Time in New York

S09, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2013)
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
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The Broken Code

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2013)
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
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Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2009)
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.
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The Window

S05, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2009)
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
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Last Cigarette Ever

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2009)
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
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Girls vs. Suits

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2010)
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
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Jenkins

S05, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2010)
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
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The Perfect Week

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2010)
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
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Landmarks

S06, E23  (First Aired: May. 9, 2011)
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
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Return of the Shirt

S01, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2005)
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Tue 5/8
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Okay Awesome

S01, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2005)
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
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