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How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

Genre: Sitcom

Ted has fallen in love. It all started when his best friend, Marshall, drops the bombshell that he plans to propose to longtime girlfriend Lily, a kindergarten teacher. Suddenly, Ted realizes that he had better get a move on if he hopes to find true love. Helping him in the quest is Barney, a friend with endless -- often outrageous -- opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted meets Robin, he is sure it's love at first sight, but the affair fizzles into friendship. Voice-over by Bob Saget (``Full House'') tells the story through flashbacks.
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Brunch

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2006)
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Wed 8/23
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Ted Mosby, Architect

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2006)
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Wed 8/23
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
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The Possimpible

S04, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 2, 2009)
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Wed 8/23
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The Stinsons

S04, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2009)
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Wed 8/23
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The Autumn of Breakups

S08, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2012)
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Wed 8/23
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Splitsville

S08, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2012)
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Wed 8/23
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The Stamp Tramp

S08, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2012)
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Wed 8/23
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Twelve Horny Women

S08, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2012)
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 8/23
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Lobster Crawl

S08, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 3, 2012)
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Wed 8/23
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Trilogy Time

S07, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2012)
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Wed 8/23
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Right Place Right Time

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 4, 2009)
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Wed 8/23
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Murtaugh

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2009)
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Thu 8/24
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Mom and Dad

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2013)
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Thu 8/24
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Everything Must Go

S03, E19  (First Aired: May. 12, 2008)
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Thu 8/24
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World's Greatest Couple

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Thu 8/24
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Aldrin Justice

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Thu 8/24
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Sorry, Bro

S04, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2009)
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Thu 8/24
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The Front Porch

S04, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2009)
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Thu 8/24
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The Over-Correction

S08, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2012)
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 8/24
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The Final Page Part One

S08, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 2012)
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 8/24
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The Final Page

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 2012)
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 8/24
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Band or DJ

S08, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2013)
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Thu 8/24
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Ring Up

S08, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 21, 2013)
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Thu 8/24
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Now We're Even

S07, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2012)
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Thu 8/24
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As Fast as She Can

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 11, 2009)
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Thu 8/24
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Swarley

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
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Atlantic City

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Fri 8/25
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Old King Clancy

S04, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2009)
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Fri 8/25
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Murtaugh

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2009)
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Fri 8/25
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P.S. I Love You

S08, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 2013)
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes'' as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
  • Fri 8/25
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Bad Crazy

S08, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2013)
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
  • Fri 8/25
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The Ashtray

S08, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2013)
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Fri 8/25
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Weekend at Barney's

S08, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2013)
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Fri 8/25
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Good Crazy

S07, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2012)
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Fri 8/25
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The Leap

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 18, 2009)
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Fri 8/25
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The Goat

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 28, 2008)
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 8/25
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The Three Days Rule

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2009)
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Fri 8/25
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The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Sat 8/26
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No Pressure

S07, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2012)
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Sat 8/26
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The Broken Code

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2013)
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Sat 8/26
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The Duel

S01, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2005)
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Sat 8/26
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Canning Randy

S06, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 1, 2010)
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Sat 8/26
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Natural History

S06, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2010)
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Sat 8/26
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The Fortress

S08, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2013)
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Sun 8/27
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The Time Travelers

S08, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 2013)
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Sun 8/27
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Romeward Bound

S08, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 15, 2013)
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Sun 8/27
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The Bro Mitzvah

S08, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 29, 2013)
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Sun 8/27
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Mosbius Designs

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2009)
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Mon 8/28
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The Three Days Rule

S04, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2009)
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Mon 8/28
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Something Old

S08, E23  (First Aired: May. 6, 2013)
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Mon 8/28
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Something New

S08, E24  (First Aired: May. 13, 2013)
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Mon 8/28
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The Locket

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2013)
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Mon 8/28
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Coming Back

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 2013)
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Mon 8/28
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Last Time in New York

S09, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 2013)
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Mon 8/28
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The Broken Code

S09, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2013)
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Mon 8/28
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The Poker Game

S09, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2013)
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Mon 8/28
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The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Mon 8/28
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Definitions

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2009)
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Mon 8/28
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The Scorpion and the Toad

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2006)
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Tue 8/29
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Brunch

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2006)
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Tue 8/29
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Ted Mosby, Architect

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2006)
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Tue 8/29
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World's Greatest Couple

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Tue 8/29
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Slap Bet

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Tue 8/29
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Single Stamina

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Tue 8/29
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Right Place Right Time

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 4, 2009)
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Tue 8/29
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As Fast as She Can

S04, E23  (First Aired: May. 11, 2009)
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Tue 8/29
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Knight Vision

S09, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 21, 2013)
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Tue 8/29
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No Questions Asked

S09, E07  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2013)
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Tue 8/29
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The Lighthouse

S09, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2013)
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Tue 8/29
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Platonish

S09, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 11, 2013)
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Tue 8/29
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Karma

S07, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2012)
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Tue 8/29
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Double Date

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2009)
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Tue 8/29
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How Lily Stole Christmas

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
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First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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The Leap

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 18, 2009)
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
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Definitions

S05, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 2009)
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
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Mom and Dad

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 18, 2013)
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Bedtime Stories

S09, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 25, 2013)
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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The Rehearsal Dinner

S09, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 2, 2013)
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Bass Player Wanted

S09, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 16, 2013)
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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Farhampton

S08, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2012)
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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Robin 101

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2009)
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Wed 8/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 10
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Atlantic City

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
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Slap Bet

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
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Single Stamina

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
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How Lily Stole Christmas

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
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Columns

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Thu 8/31
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
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Monday Night Football

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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Double Date

S05, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2009)
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
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Robin 101

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2009)
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
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Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra

S09, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 13, 2014)
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Unpause

S09, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 20, 2014)
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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How Your Mother Met Me

S09, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 27, 2014)
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Sunrise

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2014)
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Rally

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 24, 2014)
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 40
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The Pre-Nup

S08, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2012)
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 10
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The Sexless Innkeeper

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 10
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Lucky Penny

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • 34
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Stuff

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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The Sexless Innkeeper

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2009)
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • 45
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Duel Citizenship

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2009)
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • 45
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Sunrise

S09, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 3, 2014)
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 40
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Rally

S09, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 24, 2014)
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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Vesuvius

S09, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 3, 2014)
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 40
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Daisy

S09, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 10, 2014)
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 40
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Gary Blauman

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2014)
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 40
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Nannies

S08, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2012)
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 10
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Duel Citizenship

S05, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2009)
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 10
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Game Night

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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Slap Bet

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 82
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Arrivederci, Fiero

S02, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 82
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The Best Burger in New York

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2008)
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
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The Fight

S04, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2008)
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 82
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Little Minnesota

S04, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 15, 2008)
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 82
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Last Words

S06, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 17, 2011)
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • 82
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Glitter

S06, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2010)
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 10
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Blitzgiving

S06, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 2010)
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Sat 9/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 10
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Gary Blauman

S09, E21  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2014)
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • 40
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The End of the Aisle

S09, E22  (First Aired: Mar. 24, 2014)
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • 40
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Last Forever, Part 1

S09, E23  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • 40
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Last Forever, Part 2

S09, E24  (First Aired: Mar. 31, 2014)
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • 40
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Who Wants to Be a Godparent?

S08, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2012)
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 10
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Bagpipes

S05, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2009)
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 10
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 82
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  • 82
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  • 82
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  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 82
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  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • 34
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • 34
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Pilot

S01, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 40
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