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How I Met Your Mother


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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 4:20AM-4:50AM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:25AM-10:57AM
  • Comedy
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:57AM-11:30AM
  • Comedy
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E05  (First Aired: 
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E09  (First Aired: 
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:04AM-2:34AM
  • FX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E14  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes'' as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E21  (First Aired: 
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E23  (First Aired: 
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E24  (First Aired: 
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •