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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Mon 2/19
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Mon 2/19
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Mon 2/19
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Mon 2/19
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Mon 2/19
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Tue 2/20
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Wed 2/21
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Wed 2/21
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Thu 2/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Thu 2/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Fri 2/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Sat 2/24
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Sun 2/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Mon 2/26
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Mon 2/26
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Mon 2/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Mon 2/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Tue 2/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Wed 2/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Thu 3/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Fri 3/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Sat 3/3
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Sun 3/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Mon 3/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
  •