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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Mon 12/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E23  (First Aired: 
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Mon 12/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E24  (First Aired: 
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Mon 12/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Mon 12/11
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Wed 12/13
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E24  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E16  (First Aired: 
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Sun 12/17
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Sun 12/17
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sun 12/17
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Sun 12/17
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • FX
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
  •