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How I Met Your Mother


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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Wed 7/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Sun 7/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Mon 7/11
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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  •  
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •