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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Sun 7/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Sun 7/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Sun 7/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Sun 7/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
  • Mon 7/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E16  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
  • Tue 7/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Wed 7/27
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
  • Thu 7/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E24  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Fri 7/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Sat 7/30
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Sun 7/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Mon 8/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
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  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Tue 8/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Wed 8/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Thu 8/4
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Thu 8/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Thu 8/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Fri 8/5
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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No Episode Title

(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Sat 8/6
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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