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How I Met Your Mother


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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Fri 5/27
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Sat 5/28
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Sat 5/28
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Sun 5/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Sun 5/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Sun 5/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Sun 5/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E16  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Sat 6/4
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Sat 6/4
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E21  (First Aired: 
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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