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How I Met Your Mother


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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:25AM-10:57AM
  • Comedy
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:57AM-11:30AM
  • Comedy
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E05  (First Aired: 
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E09  (First Aired: 
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:04AM-2:34AM
  • FX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E14  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes'' as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E21  (First Aired: 
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E23  (First Aired: 
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Mon 10/10
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes'' as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E24  (First Aired: 
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Tue 10/11
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Wed 10/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Thu 10/13
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Fri 10/14
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Fri 10/14
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
  •