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How I Met Your Mother


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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Wed 6/29
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Thu 6/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Fri 7/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Sat 7/2
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Sun 7/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Tue 7/5
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Wed 7/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Wed 7/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Thu 7/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Fri 7/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Fri 7/8
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Sat 7/9
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Sun 7/10
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Sun 7/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Mon 7/11
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Mon 7/11
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 4:27AM-5:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S03, E01  (First Aired: 
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  
  •  
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.
  • Tue 7/12
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Wed 7/13
  • 4:21AM-4:54AM
  • TV Land
  •