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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Fri 9/22
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Sat 9/23
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Sat 9/23
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Sat 9/23
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Sat 9/23
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Sat 9/23
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Sun 9/24
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Sun 9/24
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Sun 9/24
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Sun 9/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Mon 9/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Mon 9/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Mon 9/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Mon 9/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Mon 9/25
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Mon 9/25
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Tue 9/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Wed 9/27
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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S05, E16  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
  • Thu 9/28
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 9/29
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
  • Fri 9/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
  • Fri 9/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Sat 9/30
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E16  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E17  (First Aired: 
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Sun 10/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Mon 10/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
  • Mon 10/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
  • Mon 10/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E24  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Mon 10/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Mon 10/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/3
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Tue 10/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Tue 10/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Tue 10/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Tue 10/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 10/4
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Wed 10/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Wed 10/4
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Wed 10/4
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 10/4
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • WGNA
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  • Thu 10/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Thu 10/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Thu 10/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Thu 10/5
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Thu 10/5
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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