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How I Met Your Mother


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How I Met Your Mother

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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Tue 4/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:08AM-2:38AM
  • FX
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S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 4/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Thu 4/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Thu 4/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Fri 4/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Sat 4/28
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Sun 4/29
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Sun 4/29
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 2:11AM-2:41AM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Mon 4/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E05  (First Aired: 
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Tue 5/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E09  (First Aired: 
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E11  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Wed 5/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Thu 5/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E14  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Fri 5/4
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall come on too strong to impress Robin and Barney, who then try to break off the double-dating.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Barney wants Robin to become an American citizen; Lily joins Marshall and Ted on their road trip.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney's know-it-all attitude gets him in hot water with Robin; Marshall and Lily offer relationship advice.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.
  • Sat 5/5
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.
  • Sun 5/6
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.
  • Sun 5/6
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.
  • Sun 5/6
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.
  • Mon 5/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
  • Mon 5/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
  • Mon 5/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 5/8
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Tue 5/8
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Tue 5/8
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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