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How I Met Your Mother


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S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Fri 10/20
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E14  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Sat 10/21
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Sat 10/21
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Sat 10/21
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Sat 10/21
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Sat 10/21
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Sun 10/22
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Sun 10/22
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Sun 10/22
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Sun 10/22
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E16  (First Aired: 
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Mon 10/23
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/24
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Wed 10/25
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Thu 10/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Fri 10/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Sat 10/28
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Sun 10/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Mon 10/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 10/31
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Wed 11/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • WGNA
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  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • WGNA
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  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Thu 11/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Thu 11/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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