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Green Acres

Green Acres

New York lawyer Oliver Wendell Douglas longs for a simpler way of life. So he buys a farm, sight unseen, and moves there to live off the land, much to the chagrin of his socialite wife, Lisa. The collision of small-town life and Lisa's sophisticated ways -- she insists on wearing full-length gowns and ostentatious jewelry, even on the farm -- provide much of the humor in the show.

Premiere:
Sep 15, 1965
Original Network:
CBS
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The Ugly Duckling

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 1966)
Lisa gives Ralph a two-day beauty treatment after her true love stands her up.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

Water, Water Everywhere

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 21, 1966)
Mr. Haney's new well drains all the water from the Douglas farm.
  • Tue 12/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

How to See South America by Bus

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 1966)
Lisa suspects that Oliver is becoming interested in a woman farmer.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier

S02, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 1966)
While Oliver and Lisa babysit Arnold, the pig receives a draft notice ordering him to report for his physical.
  • Wed 12/13
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 26, 1966)
Oliver seeks help from his assemblyman when he receives an odd tax bill.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

The Good Old Days

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 1966)
Oliver tells Lisa a tale about a frontier farm wife, hoping to make her appreciate their life.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 1966)
Oliver explains the facts of life to Eb, who is smitten with a girl.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

The Hooterville Image

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 1966)
Hooterville farmers gripe about Oliver's suit-and-tie appearance.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

You Ought to Be in Pictures

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 1966)
The Department of Agriculture wants to feature Oliver in a documentary film.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

A Home Isn't Built in a Day

S02, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 1966)
Lisa threatens to walk out unless Oliver renovates the farmhouse.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

A Square Is Not Round

S02, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 1966)
Lisa finds that a chicken is laying square eggs; the Douglases investigate.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

It's So Peaceful in the Country

S02, E17  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 1967)
Oliver's mother comes to the farm to rest, but finds little peace in the country.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

His Honor

S02, E16  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 1967)
Wires are crossed when the Hooterville council selects Oliver to judge an apple contest.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

Never Trust a Little Old Lady

S02, E14  (First Aired: Dec. 28, 1966)
A dissatisfied Oliver seeks a better weather report than the local television news.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

School Days

S02, E15  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 1967)
Oliver sends Lisa to high school to learn homemaking techniques, where she causes quite the ruckus.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

Exodus to Bleedswell

S02, E18  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 1967)
A rival town hopes to lure Hooterville residents with promises of lucrative jobs.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

It's Human to Be Humane

S02, E19  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 1967)
Lisa cures her boredom by appointing herself the Hooterville humane officer.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

Never Take Your Wife to a Convention

S02, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 1967)
A former gangster offers to organize Oliver's farming activities.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

An Old-Fashioned Christmas

S02, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 21, 1966)
Oliver runs into a snag as he makes preparations for an old-fashioned Christmas.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Sep. 15, 1965)
A New York lawyer and his socialite wife buy a farm outside Hooterville.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3
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  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3
  • Tue 12/26
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3
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  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • 19.3
  • WHNTDT3