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Cast of 'George Lopez'

  • George Lopez as George Lopez
  • Constance Marie as Angie Lopez
  • Belita Moreno as Benita "Benny" Lopez
  • Valente Rodriguez as Ernesto "Ernie" Cardenas
  • Luis Armand Garcia as Max Lopez
  • Emiliano Díez as Vic Palmero
  • Aimee Garcia as Veronica

George Lopez

Assembly-line worker and family man George (comic George Lopez) is promoted to manage an airplane parts factory in Los Angeles. George is clearly devoted to his wife, Angie, and their children, Max and Carmen, but his live-in, insensitive, difficult mother makes things complicated.

Premiere:
Mar 27, 2002
Original Network:
ABC
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All Upcoming Times for George Lopez

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George Thinks Max's Future Is on the Line

S06, E17  (First Aired: May. 8, 2007)
When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him.
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George Decides to Sta-Local Where It's Familia

S06, E18  (First Aired: May. 8, 2007)
When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer.
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Prototype

S01, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2002)
A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.
  • Mon 12/5
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Curious George

S01, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 3, 2002)
George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend.
  • Mon 12/5
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Happy Birthdays

S01, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2002)
Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.
  • Mon 12/5
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Max's Big Adventure

S01, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 17, 2002)
George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.
  • Mon 12/5
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Who's Your Daddy?

S02, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2002)
After discovering the father he thought dead might be alive, George resolves to find him regardless of the outcome.
  • Mon 12/5
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Token of Unappreciation

S02, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2002)
George learns a lesson in company loyalty when his bosses ask him to pitch in on the assembly line and he's offered a job by a competitor with ulterior motives.
  • Tue 12/6
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Show Dyslexic The

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2002)
George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability.
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The Unnatural

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2002)
Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game. Rod Carew, Steve Garvey, Joe Morgan and Jim Palmer guest star as themselves.
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No Free Launch

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars.
  • Tue 12/6
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The Wedding Dance

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2002)
George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.
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Love Bites

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2002)
George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.
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Charity

S02, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 4, 2002)
When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.
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This Old Casa

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2003)
Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life.
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Super Bowl

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 15, 2003)
Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death.
  • Wed 12/7
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The Valentine's Day Massacre

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2003)
George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her.
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Girl Fight

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2003)
Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa).
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George vs. George

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2003)
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
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A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 5, 2003)
Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars.
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Profiles in Courage

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2003)
George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background.
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Secrets and Lies

S02, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2003)
When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job.
  • Thu 12/8
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Girls Night Out

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2003)
George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen.
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I Only Have Eyes for You

S02, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2003)
Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.
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Team Leader

S02, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2003)
George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.
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George Has Two Mommies

S02, E23  (First Aired: May. 7, 2003)
When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife (Cristina Saralegui) of George's estranged father.
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Long Time No See

S02, E24  (First Aired: May. 14, 2003)
When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez (guest star William Marquez), his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny.
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Dubya, Dad and Dating

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2003)
George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home.
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Dubya, Dad and Dating

S03, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2003)
George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George.
  • Fri 12/9
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The Cuban Missus Crisis

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 3, 2003)
Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.
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Feel the Burn

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2003)
George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
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Carmen's Dating

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 17, 2003)
Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight.
  • Fri 12/9
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Split Decision

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 24, 2003)
George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.
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Bringing Home the Bacon

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2003)
Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.
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Fishing Cubans

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2003)
George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.
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Mementos

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 28, 2003)
George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died.
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Why You Crying?

S03, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2004)
Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie.
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The Trouble With Ricky

S03, E14  (First Aired: Jan. 23, 2004)
After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen.
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God Needles George

S03, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 6, 2004)
When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down, while Max prays for a miracle.
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Benny and Randy

S03, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2004)
Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.
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Weekend at Benny's

S03, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2004)
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love.
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Jason Tutors Max

S03, E18  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2004)
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst.
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Angie Gets Tanked

S03, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2004)
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
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The Art of Boxing

S03, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2004)
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself).
  • Sun 12/11
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George's House of Cards

S03, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2004)
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
  • Sun 12/11
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Dance Fever

S03, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2004)
After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.
  • Sun 12/11
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She Drives Me Crazy

S03, E23  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2004)
Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.
  • Sun 12/11
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Bachelor Party

S03, E25  (First Aired: May. 7, 2004)
Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.
  • Sun 12/11
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Wrecking Ball

S03, E26  (First Aired: May. 14, 2004)
Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized.
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What George Doesn't Noah

S03, E27  (First Aired: May. 21, 2004)
Carmen's friend Noah (guest star Johnny Pacar) goes to extremes to help Carmen keep her relationship with Zack (guest star Tevor Wright) a secret from her parents. But when George and Angie discover the truth, they become enraged.
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Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened

S03, E28  (First Aired: May. 21, 2004)
George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.
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George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 28, 2004)
Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.
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Landlord Almighty

S04, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2004)
Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.
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George of the Rings

S04, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2004)
When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows.
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Home Sweet Homeschool

S04, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2004)
Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.
  • Mon 12/12
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Sk8r Boyz

S04, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2004)
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
  • Mon 12/12
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The Simple Life

S04, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2004)
An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town, and George and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.
  • Tue 12/13
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Trouble in Paradise

S04, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2004)
Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.
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Meet the Cuban Parents

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002)
Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.
  • Tue 12/13
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Prescription for Trouble

S04, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2005)
Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.
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Friends Don't Let Friends Marry Drunks

S04, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 18, 2005)
Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake.
  • Tue 12/13
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George to the Third Power

S04, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2005)
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
  • Tue 12/13
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George Gets Assisterance

S04, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2005)
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
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Sabes Quake

S04, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2005)
When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard.
  • Wed 12/14
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George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain

S04, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2005)
When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.
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George Buys a Vow

S04, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 2005)
Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.
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Christmas Punch

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2003)
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
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George's Grand Slam

S04, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 2005)
George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.
  • Wed 12/14
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George Needs Anchor Management

S04, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2005)
When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.
  • Wed 12/14
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George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2005)
George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.
  • Wed 12/14
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George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 3, 2005)
George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.
  • Thu 12/15
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George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2005)
George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.
  • Thu 12/15
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George Negoti-ate It

S04, E24  (First Aired: May. 17, 2005)
George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
  • Thu 12/15
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George Gets a Pain in the Ash

S05, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2005)
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
  • Thu 12/15
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You Dropped a Mom on Me

S05, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2005)
Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.
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George's Dog Days of Bummer

S05, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2005)
When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.
  • Thu 12/15
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George Drives the Batmobile

S05, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2005)
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.
  • Thu 12/15
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George Takes a Sentimental Ernie

S05, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
  • Fri 12/16
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George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2005)
Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor (Richard Lewis).
  • Fri 12/16
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George Tries to Write a Wrong

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2005)
When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed.
  • Fri 12/16
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George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2005)
George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.
  • Fri 12/16
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A Clear and Presentless Danger

S04, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2004)
George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.
  • Fri 12/16
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George Enrolls Like That

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2006)
George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.
  • Fri 12/16
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George Keeps Truant to Himself

S05, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2006)
George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.
  • Fri 12/16
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The Kidney Stays in the Picture

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2006)
When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.
  • Sat 12/17
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A Funeral Brings George to his Niece

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2006)
George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.
  • Sat 12/17
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George Gets Caught in a Powers Play

S05, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 2006)
George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding.
  • Sat 12/17
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George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 2006)
Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.
  • Sat 12/17
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George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 15, 2006)
George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.
  • Sat 12/17
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George Gets Cross Over Freddie

S05, E19  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2006)
Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.
  • Sat 12/17
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George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money

S05, E20  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2006)
George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
  • Sat 12/17
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Meet the Cuban Parents

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002)
Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.
  • Sun 12/18
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Christmas Punch

S03, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 12, 2003)
After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
  • Sun 12/18
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A Clear and Presentless Danger

S04, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2004)
George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra.
  • Sun 12/18
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George Is Being Elfish and Christ-Misses His Family

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2005)
George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone.
  • Sun 12/18
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Meet the Cuban Parents

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2002)
Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter.
  • Sun 12/18
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George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits

S05, E21  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2006)
Benny is furious when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her. Upset because Angie agrees with Benny, George goes drinking with Ernie.
  • Sun 12/18
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It's a Cliffhanger, by George

S05, E22  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2006)
George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.
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