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Family Guy

Family Guy

Genre: Sitcom

Sick, twisted and politically incorrect, the animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Endearingly ignorant Peter and his stay-at-home wife Lois reside in Quahog, R.I., and have three kids. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. The youngest, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother and destroying the world. The talking dog, Brian, keeps Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
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The Heartbreak Dog

S14, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2016)
Chris wants in on the heist when he finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community; the residents catch Chris and Meg and force them to listen to boring stories.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

New Kidney in Town

S09, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 9, 2011)
After years of drinking, Peter needs a kidney transplant; Chris and Meg write a poem to honor an important visitor.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

S03, E19  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 2002)
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Road to Europe

S03, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2002)
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.
  • Fri 2/24
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Stuck Together, Torn Apart

S03, E19  (First Aired: Jan. 31, 2002)
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Road to Europe

S03, E20  (First Aired: Feb. 7, 2002)
Brian and Stewie stow away on a flight to Europe but end up stranded in Saudi Arabia. Guest voices include Andy Dick, Jon Favreau and Gene Simmons.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Model Misbehavior

S04, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2005)
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Peter's Got Woods

S04, E11  (First Aired: Sep. 11, 2005)
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1

S03, E21  (First Aired: Feb. 14, 2002)
The Griffins are little, Peter finds a genie's lamp and the Griffins have superpowers in three stories inspired by viewer mail. Guest voices include Adam West, Patrick Warburton and Alex Trebek.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

S03, E22  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2003)
After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.
  • Sat 2/25
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Boys in the Band

S15, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2016)
Stewie and Brian form a successful children's band, but when a girl comes between them, the band quickly falls apart; Chris takes a job managing Quagmire's sex life.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 4
  • KSAS

Bookie of the Year

S15, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2016)
Brian and Lois try to help Chris manage his anger by encouraging him to take up a sport; Frank Sinatra Jr., Stewie and Brian open an Italian restaurant.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 4
  • KSAS

Run, Chris, Run

S14, E19  (First Aired: May. 15, 2016)
When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Pilling Them Softly

S14, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 27, 2015)
Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.
  • Sun 2/26
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Run, Chris, Run

S14, E19  (First Aired: May. 15, 2016)
When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Pilling Them Softly

S14, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 27, 2015)
Brian takes Stewie's Adderall in hope of finishing a 2000-page proposal to give to an author at a book convention; Quagmire and Peter have a cooking competition.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Son Also Draws

S01, E06  (First Aired: May. 9, 1999)
Peter has to prove he has American Indian blood in him to win back Lois' gambling losses at a reservation casino.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Brian: Portrait of a Dog

S01, E07  (First Aired: May. 16, 1999)
Brian takes the bully pulpit to argue for his rights after Peter enters him in a dog show. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Dick Van Patten.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 23, 1999)
When the Griffins inherit a mansion, Peter bids $10 million on a piece of art, losing his new home. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice of Robin Leach.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Holy Crap

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 30, 1999)
Peter's retired father moves in and drives everyone crazy with his religiosity. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voice: Colm Meaney.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Take a Letter

S14, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 17, 2016)
When Lois becomes a postal worker to pay for Stewie's private school, she finds an unsent letter from Peter that was meant for his old fling.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Da Boom

S02, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 26, 1999)
Peter and his family take cover in the basement on New Year's Eve and emerge to find a different world.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

And I'm Joyce Kinney

S09, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 16, 2011)
Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor (Christine Lakin) does a story on her.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Brian in Love

S02, E04  (First Aired: Mar. 7, 2000)
Brian comes to the realization that he's in love with Lois after leaving messy stains on the Griffins' carpet.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Love Thy Trophy

S02, E05  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2000)
The Griffins and their neighbors build an award-winning float, but the trophy disappears; Child Services takes Stewie from the family.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Death Is a Bitch

S02, E06  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2000)
Death asks Peter to fill in for him while he recovers from a sprained ankle at the Griffins' house. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

The King Is Dead

S02, E07  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2000)
Peter becomes mad with power during a production of ``The King and I,'' wrenching creative control away from Lois.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar

S02, E08  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2000)
Peter receives sensitivity training at a women's retreat after he tells some tasteless jokes at work.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'

S02, E09  (First Aired: Apr. 4, 2000)
Peter makes Chris pretend he's dying so that the Make-A-Dream-Come-True Foundation will restore a canceled TV show.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

North by North Quahog

S04, E01  (First Aired: May. 1, 2005)
During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of ``Passion of the Christ 2.''
  • Mon 2/27
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High

S04, E02  (First Aired: May. 8, 2005)
When Chris' favorite teacher wins the lottery and quits, Brian substitutes, but he is moved to another class, where he teaches troubled kids to aspire to low-level jobs.
  • Mon 2/27
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

North by North Quahog

S04, E01  (First Aired: May. 1, 2005)
During Peter and Lois' second honeymoon, Peter impersonates Mel Gibson and they stay in his suite, where they find a copy of ``Passion of the Christ 2.''
  • Tue 2/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High

S04, E02  (First Aired: May. 8, 2005)
When Chris' favorite teacher wins the lottery and quits, Brian substitutes, but he is moved to another class, where he teaches troubled kids to aspire to low-level jobs.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Running Mates

S02, E10  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2000)
Peter resorts to dirty tricks when he runs against Lois for a position on the school board. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein and Seth Green. Guest voices of James Carville and Lee Majors.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks

S02, E11  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2000)
A gallery owner admires Chris' painting and invites the Griffins to New York; Peter envies an old classmate.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

The New Adventures of Old Tom

S14, E18  (First Aired: May. 8, 2016)
Peter is lost in a mall overnight after his family abandons him; to win over a girl, Brian pretends he's a millionaire.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Friends of Peter G.

S09, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2011)
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death (Adam Carolla) gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Blind Ambition

S04, E03  (First Aired: May. 15, 2005)
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Don't Make Me Over

S04, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 5, 2005)
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Blind Ambition

S04, E03  (First Aired: May. 15, 2005)
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Don't Make Me Over

S04, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 5, 2005)
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Fifteen Minutes of Shame

S02, E12  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2000)
After Meg appears on a talk show, the network executives turn the Griffins' stupefying life into a reality series.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Road to Rhode Island

S02, E13  (First Aired: May. 30, 2000)
After Stewie is banished from his grandparents' house, Brian takes a trip to retrieve the terrible tyke.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Run, Chris, Run

S14, E19  (First Aired: May. 15, 2016)
When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Peternormal Activity

S14, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 25, 2015)
When the guys go to an abandoned asylum to gain inspiration for a new horror movie, they accidentally kill a man who they think is keeping them hostage; annoyed with Brian's perceived pretension, Stewie endeavors to destroy his glasses.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

The Finer Strings

S15, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2017)
The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut; Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 12, 2005)
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Finer Strings

S15, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2017)
The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut; Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jun. 12, 2005)
When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Let's Go to the Hop

S02, E14  (First Aired: Jun. 6, 2000)
Peter infiltrates the high school after it is gripped by a toad-licking craze. Guest voice: Gregg Allman.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Dammit Janet

S02, E15  (First Aired: Jun. 13, 2000)
Stewie develops a crush on a girl at his day-care center, while newly liberated Lois becomes a flight attendant.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Petarded

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 19, 2005)
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

The Peanut Butter Kid

S14, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 10, 2016)
Lois and Peter become crazy show-business parents when Stewie is cast in a peanut butter commercial and starts earning money for the family.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Petarded

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 19, 2005)
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Brian the Bachelor

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2005)
When ``The Bachelorette'' comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Petarded

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 19, 2005)
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Brian the Bachelor

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2005)
When ``The Bachelorette'' comes to Quahog, Brian is chosen to be a contestant; Chris gets a horrible case of acne.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

A Lot Going on Upstairs

S14, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2016)
Peter turns the attic into a man cave, which makes Lois furious; Brian builds a device to help Stewie conquer his terrifying nightmares.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2005)
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

S04, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2005)
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2005)
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

S04, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2005)
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

PTV

S04, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2005)
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Brian Goes Back to College

S04, E15  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2005)
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Model Misbehavior

S04, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2005)
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Peter's Got Woods

S04, E11  (First Aired: Sep. 11, 2005)
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Dating Game

NEW
S15, E14 
Peter and the gang must intervene when a popular dating app sends Quagmire on the road to hedonism; Stewie finds out he has scoliosis.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 4
  • KSAS

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

S14, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2015)
For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Guy Robot

S14, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2015)
Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress.
  • Sun 3/5
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Papa Has a Rollin' Son

S14, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 4, 2015)
For Father's Day, the guys search for Joe's estranged father; Peter pretends to be Joe after learning that Joe's father is intolerant of people with disabilities; Stewie learns that he will only be 5 feet 1 inch tall.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Guy Robot

S14, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2015)
Brian's jokes cause a fight with Stewie, prompting Stewie to build a robot friend; Lois wants a new mattress.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

There's Something About Paulie

S02, E16  (First Aired: Jun. 27, 2000)
Peter becomes embroiled in the affairs of a mob family after he takes a mobster's nephew to the movies.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Secondhand Spoke

S12, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2014)
After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

E. Peterbus Unum

S02, E18  (First Aired: Jul. 12, 2000)
While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

The Story on Page 1

S02, E19  (First Aired: Jul. 18, 2000)
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2005)
When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Wasted Talent

S02, E20  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2000)
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Road to India

S14, E20  (First Aired: May. 22, 2016)
When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker, he and Stewie travel to India to find her; Lois helps Joe reclaim the spotlight when Peter becomes the center of attention at bingo night.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

Fore Father

S02, E21  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2000)
Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

The Thin White Line

S03, E01  (First Aired: Jul. 11, 2001)
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Brian Does Hollywood

S03, E02  (First Aired: Jul. 18, 2001)
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

S03, E03  (First Aired: Jul. 25, 2001)
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

S03, E04  (First Aired: Aug. 1, 2001)
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

And the Wiener Is ...

S03, E05  (First Aired: Aug. 8, 2001)
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Jan. 31, 1999)
The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  • Tue 3/7
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Death Lives

S03, E06  (First Aired: Aug. 15, 2001)
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Lethal Weapons

S03, E07  (First Aired: Aug. 22, 2001)
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Breaking Out Is Hard to Do

S04, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2005)
When Lois steals from the grocery store, she becomes addicted to the adrenaline rush and goes on a thieving spree that lands her in jail.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

And Then There Were Fewer

S09, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2010)
James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Jan. 31, 1999)
The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World

S03, E08  (First Aired: Aug. 29, 2001)
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Mr. Saturday Knight

S03, E09  (First Aired: Sep. 5, 2001)
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Model Misbehavior

S04, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 24, 2005)
Lois fulfils a dream by becoming a model, but the glamorous world goes to her head.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

And Then There Were Fewer

S09, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 26, 2010)
James Woods invites Quahog residents to his mansion, and the evening turns into a murder mystery when guests end up dead.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Jan. 31, 1999)
The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  • Thu 3/9
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon

Fish Out of Water

S03, E10  (First Aired: Sep. 12, 2001)
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Emission Impossible

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2001)
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 29
  • TBS

Peter's Got Woods

S04, E11  (First Aired: Sep. 11, 2005)
Brian's new relationship with Meg's teacher puts a strain on his friendship with Peter, so Peter finds a new friend, James Woods.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

German Guy

S09, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2011)
Chris' search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until the man's checkered past is revealed.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 6
  • KMTW

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Jan. 31, 1999)
The adventures of an eccentric family living in New England.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  • Fri 3/10
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon
  •  
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 63
  • Cartoon