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Everybody Hates Chris

This sitcom chronicles the misadventures of teenager Chris as he grows up in 1980s Brooklyn. Chris is surrounded by eccentric family members, including frugal father Julius, intimidating mother Rochelle, spoiled sister Tonya and younger brother Drew, who is more popular than Chris. The show is based on the life of comedian Chris Rock, who serves as the narrator for the show and is also an executive producer.

Premiere:
Sep 22, 2005
Original Network:
UPN
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Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Chris gets in trouble when he tells his classmates dirty jokes; Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother (Loretta Devine).
  • Wed 9/28
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
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  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Math

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Rochelle tries to tutor Chris in algebra so he can participate in a math competition.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Last Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable for the past two years.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
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  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

S03, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
After Chris tests poorly on a standardized exam, his teacher refers him to the school's guidance counselor (Chris Rock), who puts him through a series of mental evaluations.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
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  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he has one day to produce a replacement necklace.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
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  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Cutting School

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Chris and Greg get caught cutting school to see a movie; Rochelle decides to help out at the school's book fair; Julius tries to renew his driver's license.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
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  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Baseball

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2007)
Chris must choose between going to a ballgame with his father or going to the movies with Tasha.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 232
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  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Gambling

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Doc discovers that Chris has a natural talent for predicting outcomes of games, but Chris' lucky streak ends when a bookie (Vincent Pastore) shows up at his front door.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Malvo

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2006)
Chris is robbed by a notorious repeat offender, Malvo (Ricky Harris), when Doc entrusts him with watching the cash register.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Gambling

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Doc discovers that Chris has a natural talent for predicting outcomes of games, but Chris' lucky streak ends when a bookie (Vincent Pastore) shows up at his front door.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Chris gets in trouble when he tells his classmates dirty jokes; Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother (Loretta Devine).
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates the Buddy System

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Chris' new principal (guest star Jason Alexander) pairs him with Caruso as buddies on the school field trip.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Chris gets in trouble when he tells his classmates dirty jokes; Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother (Loretta Devine).
  • Thu 9/29
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Math

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Rochelle tries to tutor Chris in algebra so he can participate in a math competition.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Promises

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Chris must defend himself at an impeachment hearing after the school newspaper runs several inflammatory stories about his class presidency.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Math

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Rochelle tries to tutor Chris in algebra so he can participate in a math competition.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Last Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable for the past two years.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Julius' successful brother, Louis (Wayne Brady), visits the family for a memorable Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates the Last Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable for the past two years.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

S03, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
After Chris tests poorly on a standardized exam, his teacher refers him to the school's guidance counselor (Chris Rock), who puts him through a series of mental evaluations.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2006)
Chris develops his first crush; Rochelle and Julius must deal with all the attention Drew and Tanya get on Valentine's Day.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Lottery

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2006)
Another player challenges Chris' status as the self-proclaimed Asteroids champion at the neighborhood store.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Gout

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2006)
When Chris gets a failing grade on his report card, he resorts to desperate measures to hide it from his parents.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Funerals

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2006)
After Rochelle's father (Jimmie Walker) dies unexpectedly, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned that Rochelle acts as though nothing is wrong.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Superstition

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Chris notices that he can do no wrong after Julius lends him a pair of lucky socks; Drew and Tonya decide to play their parents against each other.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2006)
Chris develops his first crush; Rochelle and Julius must deal with all the attention Drew and Tanya get on Valentine's Day.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Kris

S02, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Julius and Chris pick up extra work for the holidays by playing Santa Claus at a local department store.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day

S01, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 9, 2006)
Chris develops his first crush; Rochelle and Julius must deal with all the attention Drew and Tanya get on Valentine's Day.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Lottery

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2006)
Another player challenges Chris' status as the self-proclaimed Asteroids champion at the neighborhood store.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Eggs

S02, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Chris and Greg each must care for an egg for a parenting skills lesson; Julius learns that the family's electric bill is over the budget.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates the Lottery

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2006)
Another player challenges Chris' status as the self-proclaimed Asteroids champion at the neighborhood store.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Gout

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2006)
When Chris gets a failing grade on his report card, he resorts to desperate measures to hide it from his parents.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 2007)
Chris' classmates do not take him seriously when he signs up to be a hall monitor; Tonya discovers that her friends hang out with her to get closer to Drew.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates the Gout

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2006)
When Chris gets a failing grade on his report card, he resorts to desperate measures to hide it from his parents.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Funerals

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2006)
After Rochelle's father (Jimmie Walker) dies unexpectedly, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned that Rochelle acts as though nothing is wrong.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Class President

S02, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2006)
Chris runs for class president and asks Greg to be his running mate but drops him after poll results reveal that Greg is not popular enough.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Rejection

S02, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2006)
Rochelle hosts a neighborhood-watch meeting after someone steals Julius' truck, but her neighbor Louise (Whoopi Goldberg) thinks she would make a better block captain than Rochelle.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
When Chris joins the writing staff of the school newspaper, he makes up a story about a serial killer that causes a panic in the community.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Bad Boys

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2008)
When Chris discovers that his crush, Tasha (Paige Hurd), likes ``bad boys,'' he decides to lose his ``nice guy'' image; Julius is employee of the month and wins a free dinner at a fancy restaurant.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Because the family is sick, Mr. Omar agrees to look after Chris, who takes advantage of the situation by spending time alone with Tasha.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the New Kid

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
When Chris bonds with a new student at school, Greg warns him to stay far away; Julius and Rochelle get an unexpected IRS refund check.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Port Authority

S03, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2008)
Chris and his family decide to take a trip to attend the funeral of Julius' distant relative, but while waiting for a bus, Chris and Julius get involved in a gambling scheme and lose all their money.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Earth Day

S03, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2008)
When Chris needs to come up with a school project for Earth Day, he decides to collect cans, believing it will be easy; Rochelle must go to the school to discuss Tonya's inappropriate behavior.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Class President

S02, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2006)
Chris runs for class president and asks Greg to be his running mate but drops him after poll results reveal that Greg is not popular enough.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Rejection

S02, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2006)
Rochelle hosts a neighborhood-watch meeting after someone steals Julius' truck, but her neighbor Louise (Whoopi Goldberg) thinks she would make a better block captain than Rochelle.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
After mistakenly going to school on a snow day, Chris must stay in the building with Principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) until they can reach his parents.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates the Substitute

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A substitute teacher (Orlando Jones) holds Chris to a higher standard than his classmates; Tonya learns to get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Cutting School

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Chris and Greg get caught cutting school to see a movie; Rochelle decides to help out at the school's book fair; Julius tries to renew his driver's license.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he has one day to produce a replacement necklace.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Elections

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Chris realizes he needs to make the best campaign speech of all time in order to win the class presidential election.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates a Liar

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
After Chris makes the neighborhood think he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets an earful from Tasha's grandmother (Whoopi Goldberg).
  • Sat 10/1
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 2007)
Chris' classmates do not take him seriously when he signs up to be a hall monitor; Tonya discovers that her friends hang out with her to get closer to Drew.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
After mistakenly going to school on a snow day, Chris must stay in the building with Principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) until they can reach his parents.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates the BFD

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2008)
Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr. Omar's scholarship fund; Rochelle's injured arm gives her a way to avoid taking care of Julius and the family.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
After mistakenly going to school on a snow day, Chris must stay in the building with Principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) until they can reach his parents.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Car

S04, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 27, 2009)
Chris gets his driver's license and gets permission to buy his first car; Rochelle finds Julius' hidden racing form.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Tasha

S04, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2009)
Chris asks Tasha to be his girlfriend; Rochelle finds out that Julius was married to someone else before her.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Spring Break

S04, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2009)
While test-driving the janitor's car, Chris accidentally hits Greg.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the G.E.D.

S04, E22  (First Aired: May. 8, 2009)
During the last week of school, Chris finds out he might have to repeat the 10th grade; Drew considers trying out for Amateur Night at the Apollo.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Lottery

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 16, 2006)
Another player challenges Chris' status as the self-proclaimed Asteroids champion at the neighborhood store.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Gout

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2006)
When Chris gets a failing grade on his report card, he resorts to desperate measures to hide it from his parents.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Funerals

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2006)
After Rochelle's father (Jimmie Walker) dies unexpectedly, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned that Rochelle acts as though nothing is wrong.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Drew

S01, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2006)
Hoping he can excel at something and outperform his little brother, Chris convinces his parents to enroll him in karate lessons.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Playboy

S01, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2006)
Chris finds Julius' men's magazine and brings it to school, where a bully steals it and the principal confiscates it.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Elections

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Chris realizes he needs to make the best campaign speech of all time in order to win the class presidential election.
  • Sat 10/1
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates a Liar

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
After Chris makes the neighborhood think he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets an earful from Tasha's grandmother (Whoopi Goldberg).
  • Sun 10/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates a Liar

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
After Chris makes the neighborhood think he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets an earful from Tasha's grandmother (Whoopi Goldberg).
  • Sun 10/2
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 2007)
Chris' classmates do not take him seriously when he signs up to be a hall monitor; Tonya discovers that her friends hang out with her to get closer to Drew.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Baseball

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2007)
Chris must choose between going to a ballgame with his father or going to the movies with Tasha.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 2007)
Chris' classmates do not take him seriously when he signs up to be a hall monitor; Tonya discovers that her friends hang out with her to get closer to Drew.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
After mistakenly going to school on a snow day, Chris must stay in the building with Principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) until they can reach his parents.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse
  •  
  •  
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates the Substitute

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A substitute teacher (Orlando Jones) holds Chris to a higher standard than his classmates; Tonya learns to get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Gambling

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Doc discovers that Chris has a natural talent for predicting outcomes of games, but Chris' lucky streak ends when a bookie (Vincent Pastore) shows up at his front door.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates the Substitute

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A substitute teacher (Orlando Jones) holds Chris to a higher standard than his classmates; Tonya learns to get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Chris gets in trouble when he tells his classmates dirty jokes; Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother (Loretta Devine).
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
  • UP

Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 1232
  • Fuse HD

Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he has one day to produce a replacement necklace.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 232
  • Fuse

Everybody Hates Math

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Rochelle tries to tutor Chris in algebra so he can participate in a math competition.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he has one day to produce a replacement necklace.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Everybody Hates the Last Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable for the past two years.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates the Substitute

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A substitute teacher (Orlando Jones) holds Chris to a higher standard than his classmates; Tonya learns to get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • 232
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Everybody Hates Chain Snatching

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt to steal Vanessa's gold chain, he has one day to produce a replacement necklace.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • 232
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Everybody Hates Caruso

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Caruso relinquishes his role as school bully after he gets bullied himself; Julius secretly tries to find extra work when he must use his vacation days.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
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Everybody Hates Driving

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Chris ends up in traffic court after taking his father's car for a spin.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
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Everybody Hates Blackie

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
When the family gets a dog, Chris must train it to be an attack dog; Drew and Tonya must find new ways to amuse themselves without TV.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
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Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Because the family is sick, Mr. Omar agrees to look after Chris, who takes advantage of the situation by spending time alone with Tasha.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • 232
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Everybody Hates Caruso

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Caruso relinquishes his role as school bully after he gets bullied himself; Julius secretly tries to find extra work when he must use his vacation days.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • 232
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Everybody Hates Driving

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Chris ends up in traffic court after taking his father's car for a spin.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Everybody Hates Blackie

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
When the family gets a dog, Chris must train it to be an attack dog; Drew and Tonya must find new ways to amuse themselves without TV.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Because the family is sick, Mr. Omar agrees to look after Chris, who takes advantage of the situation by spending time alone with Tasha.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor

S03, E01  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
After Chris tests poorly on a standardized exam, his teacher refers him to the school's guidance counselor (Chris Rock), who puts him through a series of mental evaluations.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Because the family is sick, Mr. Omar agrees to look after Chris, who takes advantage of the situation by spending time alone with Tasha.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 1232
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Everybody Hates Caruso

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Caruso relinquishes his role as school bully after he gets bullied himself; Julius secretly tries to find extra work when he must use his vacation days.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Driving

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
Chris ends up in traffic court after taking his father's car for a spin.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Blackie

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
When the family gets a dog, Chris must train it to be an attack dog; Drew and Tonya must find new ways to amuse themselves without TV.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Father's Day

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 11, 2006)
Julius decides to spend Father's Day alone; Chris looks for the perfect gift for his father.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Jail

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 4, 2006)
Chris runs into the law when he looks to the Bed-Stuy crooks for cookie-selling tips; Drew and Tanya are afflicted with chicken pox.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Corleone

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2006)
Chris tries to get himself expelled when Julius and Rochelle refuse to let him change schools to avoid his daily beatings.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • 251
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Everybody Hates the Class President

S02, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2006)
Chris runs for class president and asks Greg to be his running mate but drops him after poll results reveal that Greg is not popular enough.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Elections

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Chris realizes he needs to make the best campaign speech of all time in order to win the class presidential election.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates a Liar

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
After Chris makes the neighborhood think he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets an earful from Tasha's grandmother (Whoopi Goldberg).
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Because the family is sick, Mr. Omar agrees to look after Chris, who takes advantage of the situation by spending time alone with Tasha.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
When Chris joins the writing staff of the school newspaper, he makes up a story about a serial killer that causes a panic in the community.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Houseguests

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Greg is treated like royalty when he comes to stay with the family.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Minimum Wage

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Chris learns a valuable lesson about the working world when he gets a new job.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Cutting School

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Chris and Greg get caught cutting school to see a movie; Rochelle decides to help out at the school's book fair; Julius tries to renew his driver's license.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
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Everybody Hates Gambling

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Doc discovers that Chris has a natural talent for predicting outcomes of games, but Chris' lucky streak ends when a bookie (Vincent Pastore) shows up at his front door.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
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Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Chris gets in trouble when he tells his classmates dirty jokes; Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother (Loretta Devine).
  • Wed 10/5
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
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Everybody Hates Math

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Rochelle tries to tutor Chris in algebra so he can participate in a math competition.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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Everybody Hates the Last Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable for the past two years.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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Everybody Hates Cutting School

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Chris and Greg get caught cutting school to see a movie; Rochelle decides to help out at the school's book fair; Julius tries to renew his driver's license.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 232
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Everybody Hates the New Kid

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
When Chris bonds with a new student at school, Greg warns him to stay far away; Julius and Rochelle get an unexpected IRS refund check.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Cutting School

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Chris and Greg get caught cutting school to see a movie; Rochelle decides to help out at the school's book fair; Julius tries to renew his driver's license.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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Everybody Hates Gambling

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Doc discovers that Chris has a natural talent for predicting outcomes of games, but Chris' lucky streak ends when a bookie (Vincent Pastore) shows up at his front door.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

S03, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
For a school assignment, Chris must do a good deed over his holiday break; Julius decides to boycott Christmas in favor of Kwanzaa.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Gambling

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2007)
Doc discovers that Chris has a natural talent for predicting outcomes of games, but Chris' lucky streak ends when a bookie (Vincent Pastore) shows up at his front door.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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Everybody Hates the Port Authority

S03, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2008)
Chris and his family decide to take a trip to attend the funeral of Julius' distant relative, but while waiting for a bus, Chris and Julius get involved in a gambling scheme and lose all their money.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Bad Boys

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 9, 2008)
When Chris discovers that his crush, Tasha (Paige Hurd), likes ``bad boys,'' he decides to lose his ``nice guy'' image; Julius is employee of the month and wins a free dinner at a fancy restaurant.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Chris gets in trouble when he tells his classmates dirty jokes; Rochelle tries to find a man for her mother (Loretta Devine).
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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Everybody Hates Math

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
Rochelle tries to tutor Chris in algebra so he can participate in a math competition.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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Everybody Hates the Last Day

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable for the past two years.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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Everybody Hates the First Kiss

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 16, 2008)
After finding out that Tasha goes to ``spin the bottle'' parties, Chris is determined to get invited so he can experience his first kiss; Rochelle runs into an old boyfriend, making Julius jealous.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Easter

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2008)
When Tasha breaks up with her boyfriend, Chris steps in as her escort to the Easter Pageant, but first he has to figure out how to be in two places at once.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Gretzky

S03, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 30, 2008)
Trying to keep his younger brother out of trouble, Chris reluctantly skips school to accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey player Wayne Gretzky.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates the BFD

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 6, 2008)
Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr. Omar's scholarship fund; Rochelle's injured arm gives her a way to avoid taking care of Julius and the family.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Malvo

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 30, 2006)
Chris is robbed by a notorious repeat offender, Malvo (Ricky Harris), when Doc entrusts him with watching the cash register.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Buddy System

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Chris' new principal (guest star Jason Alexander) pairs him with Caruso as buddies on the school field trip.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Promises

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Chris must defend himself at an impeachment hearing after the school newspaper runs several inflammatory stories about his class presidency.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Eggs

S02, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Chris and Greg each must care for an egg for a parenting skills lesson; Julius learns that the family's electric bill is over the budget.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates the Substitute

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A substitute teacher (Orlando Jones) holds Chris to a higher standard than his classmates; Tonya learns to get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Ex-Cons

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2008)
Chris decides to help Malvo, a career criminal recently released from prison, turn his life around and go back to high school; Julius, a die-hard Dodgers fan, feels betrayed when Drew decides he is a fan of the Mets.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Earth Day

S03, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 20, 2008)
When Chris needs to come up with a school project for Earth Day, he decides to collect cans, believing it will be easy; Rochelle must go to the school to discuss Tonya's inappropriate behavior.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Being Cool

S03, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 27, 2008)
On a mission to become one of the cool kids, Chris gets caught with cigarettes and is suspended from school; Tonya intercepts a call from the school and decides to blackmail him.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates the Ninth Grade Dance

S03, E20  (First Aired: May. 4, 2008)
When Chris is without a date for the 9th grade dance, Ms. Morello suggests that he ask the only girl who hasn't been asked yet; Tonya drives Rochelle and Julius crazy about taking ballet.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
When Chris joins the writing staff of the school newspaper, he makes up a story about a serial killer that causes a panic in the community.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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Everybody Hates Houseguests

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Greg is treated like royalty when he comes to stay with the family.
  • Sat 10/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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Everybody Hates Mother's Day

S03, E21  (First Aired: May. 11, 2008)
Chris decides to buy an expensive bottle of perfume for his mother for Mother's Day; during some spring cleaning, Julius and Drew find an expensive collectors item among Drew's old toys.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Graduation

S03, E22  (First Aired: May. 18, 2008)
Chris' joy at graduating from junior high is short-lived when he learns his best friend will be going to a different high school.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • 257
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Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
When Chris joins the writing staff of the school newspaper, he makes up a story about a serial killer that causes a panic in the community.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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Everybody Hates Houseguests

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
Greg is treated like royalty when he comes to stay with the family.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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Everybody Hates the New Kid

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
When Chris bonds with a new student at school, Greg warns him to stay far away; Julius and Rochelle get an unexpected IRS refund check.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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Everybody Hates Kwanzaa

S03, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
For a school assignment, Chris must do a good deed over his holiday break; Julius decides to boycott Christmas in favor of Kwanzaa.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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Everybody Hates the Port Authority

S03, E11  (First Aired: Mar. 2, 2008)
Chris and his family decide to take a trip to attend the funeral of Julius' distant relative, but while waiting for a bus, Chris and Julius get involved in a gambling scheme and lose all their money.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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Everybody Hates DJs

S02, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Chris becomes popular when he fills in for the neighborhood DJ, who is arrested during a party.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Hall Monitors

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 29, 2007)
Chris' classmates do not take him seriously when he signs up to be a hall monitor; Tonya discovers that her friends hang out with her to get closer to Drew.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2

Everybody Hates Snow Day

S02, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
After mistakenly going to school on a snow day, Chris must stay in the building with Principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) until they can reach his parents.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • 251
  • MTV 2